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Buz
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 40
0 miles · Atlanta

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Back in 2010 l was playing in a full contact football league. Yep, full tackle, pads, helmets, just like back in high school, only l'd graduated college a couple of years before. I hurt my back, actually it hurt like hell. I left the game barely able to walk with disclocated disks and awful pain shooting down my leg.

I'd gotten twisted in a pile, and then some jackass speared me in the back with a late hit. I actually had to use crutches to get around for several days. I couldn't do anything to ease the pain.

I tried a chiropractor. No change, in fact it got worse. So l went to a sports doctor, who put me on an opoid pain, killer, he considered surgery, but decided that because of my age, that physical therapy might work as a first try. That eventually worked. My doctor did tell me it wasn't a good idea to continue playing football since l wasn't a highly paid professional. Yeah, l guess he was right. But, damn, did l love playing.

However, since then l get recurring lower back pain when l run high mileage. Probably why l haven't done a marathon, though l do 1 or 2 half-marathons a year. Also, l've developed bad lower back pain from streneous heavy yard work or certain gym work outs. I immediately feel it. I no longer am doing free weight lat rows or deadlifts.

It is the 3 lowest spinal disks where l have trouble. When my back gets out, it makes everything miserable. Just sitting hurts, walking really hurts, and running and excercise is impossible. In fact, l feel like l look like a crab walking, kind of sideways and twisted. I use ice and heat. Plus, l regularly do the exercises and stretches l learned in physical therapy.

I am seriously into physical fitness, love running in 10k's and 5k's, bicycle races, golf, tennis, working out, water skiing, softball, etc., so when my back is giving me problems, it ruins my lifestyle and makes me miserable.
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You know when you think about it, this topic title could be confused with a discussion on mustaches...




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You're just cranky because of the first inning of that Braves game. smile Sorry. Betcha feel like a Mets fan now..


Ugh! If the Braves organization doesn't trade or just cut those two pitchers, my company will not be buying our usual block of Braves season tickets, and that sentiment is overwhelmingly widespread here.

I just saw more about the California fire on TV just now. That's just so upsetting.

I'll need a nightcap soon. So, a Jack and Coke, please. Got an early start to Athens tomorrow. Go Dawgs!
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Don't tell her.
Hello Rumpy, and you Rumpilators. I want, no, l NEED, an entire fifth of Jack Daniels.

The Kurds. Our government turning it's back on our allies is, well, it's Trumpism, and it is dirty rotten evil. Enough said here.

Keep in mind the people losing everything in the newest raging fires in California.

Y'all have a great evening. Kick back and have a drink, relax, chill, read a Lush comp story, and send a friend a nice 'howdy' message.

Cheers!
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But l think historically, we should change their name to The Tooters, especially Henry VIII since he was an asshole.
WOW! What a thrilling last inning, down to their last out, come from behind victory for the Braves. 0-1 in the top of the 9th with 2 outs, Braves batters exploded. Final 3-1 Braves over the Cards!

Ice cold beer!!! Hey, it's been a fun weekend. The Dawgs stomped a rival, Braves thrilling win, and well the Falcons... well a personal friend of mine put a hurtin' on 'em.

Hope y'all had a great weekend!
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I enjoyed watching the Dawgs put a nice beating on one of our hated rivals in their stadium tonight.

Georgia Bulldogs 43 Tennessee Volunteers 14

Go Dawgs! Sic 'em! Woof! Woof!

I'll have a Jack and Coke nightcap.

Y'all have a great evening!
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Maybe practice a little first?


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It's time for hot, black coffee!

I've been at the two Atlanta Braves vs St. Louis Cardinals play-off games. That was a heart breaker on Thursday, blowing the lead late, then almost coming back but losing 6-7. Yesterday was much better as the Braves goose-egged the Cardinals 3-0.

The temperature was about 100 F at the start of each game. Damn, did I drink a lot of cold beer at those two games.

So, a big Howdy to ALL in Rumpy's.

Go Braves! Go Dawgs!

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A fraternity brother got an old hearse and we sure had some crazy fun partying in it, when it wasn"t breaking down on us, leaving us stranded Gid knows where. ( Take something reliable when you go waaay out to buy moonshine.)
During my university years, l've seen a few chicks with cum on them. Usually at fraternity parties after the girl and a guy or two had gone off to a back room for a blow job, fuck, or both.

Cum drops or an entire glob in their hair they didn't know about, or somewhere on their blouse or dress. At a party, I once saw a big glob of cum on a girl's shoe.
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A DREAM JOB FOR RUMPLATORS


Travel website The Irish Road Trip is looking to hire a freelance Guinness tester, and will pay you around $25 an hour to do so. To make the grinding work hours go even faster, your new employer expects you to conduct your testing in the traditional way - at some of the most famous pubs in Ireland.

At each of these Irish watering holes, you'll be expected to down 2 pints of the dark stuff while taking pictures and soaking in the atmosphere. Luckily, no professional photography equipment will be necessary as the rules proclaim "no fancy camera needed – a snap with a phone is grand!" You'll also be required to write a review detailing your experience for a running series on the greatest pubs in the Dub(lin). The job is expected to take about 4 weeks, starting in late November.




Maybe we could do a group job by bus tour. I have some vacation time, a lot of vacation time built up, so why not get double pay and drink some beer?

We could have a Rumpy's logo real big on the side of the bus.

Hot coffee (black) and an icy cold Bloody Mary, please.
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And add Charlize Theron, Halle Berry, Kate Beckinsale, and Dana Delaney.
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For after hours drinks, dinner, and social time, a loosened tie and unbuttoned top button on your dress shirt works better with a small knot.

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After my gym workout or running or bicycling or yardwork, l immediately hit the shower. Always be ready!
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And the fucking sandgnats! Damn, the fucking sandgnats!

And can't wear a beard/mustache in south Georgia, cause it takes two hands to eat a moonpie and drink an RC Cola, so you gotta blow the gnats away from your face. Can't do that with a mustache blocking the blow.
I'd bet Phoebe is a screamer and Monica is a creamer, and Rachel needs a gangbang.


So, l'd bang Phoebe.
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Most bigger cities have a few swing clubs. Atlanta's best known is The Trapeze. Google swinging lifestyle clubs for your area. Check out reviews abd try out the club. Most have a bit of a nightclub/bar atmosphere and different sections for various tastes. There will be a membership fee. Once you get comfortable try out the inner sanctum and you and your mate can get some strange.

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