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Buz
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The Linebacker
Hi Enid,
I'm Buz in Atlanta, Georgia. I jog down streets, and am chased by dogs who want to play, checked out by suspicious cats, and stopped by neighborhood kids who want me to shoot hoops with them or toss footballs.
I've written 81 stories and poems on Lush. I am a corporate pirate. Aaaargh!
Welcome to Lushstories!
I'm Buz in Atlanta, Georgia. I jog down streets, and am chased by dogs who want to play, checked out by suspicious cats, and stopped by neighborhood kids who want me to shoot hoops with them or toss footballs.
I've written 81 stories and poems on Lush. I am a corporate pirate. Aaaargh!
Welcome to Lushstories!
The Linebacker
I've Lushed in the streets. I've Lushed on the beaches. I've Lushed in the fields. l've Lushed in the woods. l've Lushed in the desert. l've Lushed in the mountains. I've Lushed in parking decks. l've Lushed in the snow. I've Lushed in the rain. I've Lushed between the sheets. I shall never quit Lushing.
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Quote by kiera
It's frowned upon these days. In the past, I have had sex in my place of work. I don't think many would risk their job for an orgasm though. I wouldn't. Besides, I've never fingered myself up the arse at home so I certainly wouldn't do it at work. What if someone wanted to shake hands after or something?
Hi Bethany
And sometimes the human resources department does sniff checks to make sure employees have been working and not fingering their own assholes. Billions of dollars and pounds are lost each year due to lack of productivity due to massive at work asshole fingering.
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I really don't know what we can do for California right now as epic wildfires are spreading mass destruction. The city of Paradise, California has been destroyed. Malibu was evacuated, and many thousands of homes destroyed. 29 people have been killed by the fires so far. I have no idea how many businesses destroyed along with all the jobs that go with them. It is destruction on a massive scale.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nytimes.com/2018/11/12/us/california-fires-camp-fire.amp.html
I hope you all keep southern California in your mind for donations. The people are going to need a lot of help.
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The latest news is that 42 people have been killed in the fires.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nytimes.com/2018/11/12/us/california-fires-camp-fire.amp.html
I hope you all keep southern California in your mind for donations. The people are going to need a lot of help.
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The latest news is that 42 people have been killed in the fires.
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Actually, l'm disgusted with the Falcons this season from the front office to wimpy play on the field.
But did you see, Georgia Bulldog great, Nick Chubb, rip the Falcons for a 92 yard touchdown run from scrimmage? Nick Chubb, one of my favorite ever Dawgs, now owns the record for the longest ever Cleveland Browns touchdown.
How about some Scotch on the rocks for a night cap?
But did you see, Georgia Bulldog great, Nick Chubb, rip the Falcons for a 92 yard touchdown run from scrimmage? Nick Chubb, one of my favorite ever Dawgs, now owns the record for the longest ever Cleveland Browns touchdown.
How about some Scotch on the rocks for a night cap?
The Linebacker
Quote by DamonX
This should have been a miniseries. In 2018, epic history just does't lend itself to a 90 minute movie. Historically, this film gets a lot correct, but it lacks the emotional stakes of Braveheart.
And although it gets the historical facts right, I'm a little sad that that in terms of character development, it falls into the same Hollywood traps of good guy vs bad guy.
Robert the Bruce is portrayed as a complete good guy while Edward II is shown as the complete villain. I'm amazed that these Hollywood idiots haven't figured out that people like seeing characters that are conflicted and multi faceted. Is this 1950? Why can't these studio execs get their noses out of the creative processes? Why is Game of thrones so popular? Because it does the same old good vs bad bullshit? or because it actually shows the way humanity actually is.
Robert the Bruce was not a good guy. They did show him murdering a rival in a church, but they still made him seem like a patriotic warrior. Note to all the suit wearing idiots... Watch game of thrones. Nobody wants to see a square jawed leading man throw out over used platitudes about "freedom".
We want realism.
I saw the preview for this and was pumped to see it. 90 minutes is dissapointing. That saga is way too long and complex to be done in 90 minutes. Yes, a mini series is needed.
I did love Braveheart for entertainment but Mel Gibson butchered the real history. Lost was the brilliant strategy behind the Battle of Stirling Bridge. Edward Longshanks was not a tottering old man, but a brilliant conniver and strategist, who'd not long before that proved himself a great warrior and knight in The Crusades. William Wallace was a giant of a man with a 6 foot long sword at a time when men were 5'3" or 5'4" tall on average. Wallace would fucking NBA height if he lived today. Plus, he was born into the lower end of the knightly class, not a commoner. And Robert the Bruce was almost as good a treacherous conniver as Longshanks. Plus it all lasted a few decades before it ended.
It was all about nobles and knights fighting over power and wealth. There was no freedom for the peasants. This was the feudal system.
So, you're right about it all, Damon.
It would make an outstanding mini series.
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Quote by seeker4
Sounds like props for the XXX version of Ant-man and The Wasp.
And congrats to Buz's Dawgs. My alma mater, the Western Mustangs, won the Yates Cup (Ontario championship) yesterday for the second straight year. Next up is the Mitchell Bowl, which is one of the national semis, against University of Saskatchewan. After that comes the national university championship, the Vanier Cup. Western won the Vanier 39-17 last year so hopes are high for a repeat performance. Not that I'm a big football fan or anything, but London doesn't have a pro team so Western is the big football news around here and it's hard to avoid.
Lunch time. Break out the beer. I'll have a pint, please.
I always thought that Saskatchewan should be the Sasquatches or Bigfoots. That would be a great mascot roaming the sidelines.
Good Luck to Western in the Mitchell Bowl.
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Hot, black coffee, and a tall ice cold Bloody Mary, make it two of each.
Oh! And my Dawgs took care of business winning The Deep South's Oldest Rivalry by whipping our hated rival, the Auburn Tigers.
It was the first cold game this season. We had an awesome barbecue at the tailgate with an outstanding bar set up and all the ice cold beer we needed.
It was a great day and evening in Athens, Georgia!
Georgia Bulldogs 27
Auburn Tigers 10
D'Andre Swift sprinted 77 yards on this beautiful touchdown.
Oh! And my Dawgs took care of business winning The Deep South's Oldest Rivalry by whipping our hated rival, the Auburn Tigers.
It was the first cold game this season. We had an awesome barbecue at the tailgate with an outstanding bar set up and all the ice cold beer we needed.
It was a great day and evening in Athens, Georgia!
Georgia Bulldogs 27
Auburn Tigers 10
D'Andre Swift sprinted 77 yards on this beautiful touchdown.
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Quote by GMOFLEISURE
In the past two years I've talked to a few couples who visit strip clubs with the object of picking up strippers or waitresses for a threesome. Those who had been doing this a while thought it worth the effort. I wonder how common this practice is, and if many people reading this topic have any experience in this?
A lot of strippers are very open to couples. If the wife is bisexual and the couple open to it, strippers are very often bisexual. In the upscale strip clubs, the girls are the best looking, and many of them are former school teachers and other college degreed professionals who turned to exotic dancing to make more money and to pay off outrageous government college loans. So you can find they are more stimulating to know.
I like the shooter girls... really big titted strippers who can hold shot glasses tight between their tits, straddle your lap above you, and pour the drink into your mouth.
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I believe everyone must've been hanging out at Verbal's house in Colorado and eating the cannabis gummy bears. Cause it's a bit halluciginic in here tonight. Why didn't y'all tell me. I like gummy bears.
Rumpy, my man, hope all is good in the desert. It's A Rainy Night In Georgia. Seriously.
And I'll have a Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum on ice, maybe a few, and follow up with a Dos Equis and lime. Thank you.
Y'all have a great evening.
And we'll bon voyage with Sprite on her Viking ship, raiding with Norwegian Cruise Line.
Rumpy, my man, hope all is good in the desert. It's A Rainy Night In Georgia. Seriously.
And I'll have a Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum on ice, maybe a few, and follow up with a Dos Equis and lime. Thank you.
Y'all have a great evening.
And we'll bon voyage with Sprite on her Viking ship, raiding with Norwegian Cruise Line.
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My Dawgs went up to Kentucky to play the 'Cats best team in many decades. Their fans were loud and raucous and smelling victory. A bunch of ESPN TV talking heads predicted a Kentucky upset. Well, that didn't even come close to happening. Dawgs won the SEC East Championship
Georgia Bulldogs 34
Kentucky Wildcats 17
Ice cold beer, please.
Alabama looks like an invincible juggernaut. So, can the Dawgs shock the nation and slay Goliath in December? Miracles don't happen unless you believe. Go Dawgs! Sic 'Em!
I love gumbo and would love to have a bowl of gumbo and an ice cold beer with Rumpy
Georgia Bulldogs 34
Kentucky Wildcats 17
Ice cold beer, please.
Alabama looks like an invincible juggernaut. So, can the Dawgs shock the nation and slay Goliath in December? Miracles don't happen unless you believe. Go Dawgs! Sic 'Em!
I love gumbo and would love to have a bowl of gumbo and an ice cold beer with Rumpy
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Quote by resurge105
Every few lines I right click and select Copy. This puts my writing up to that point on my desktop clipboard where it will be saved until I copy something else to it or close it. Then I can Paste that bit of text back if needed. It helps for those temporary glitches.
Thanks! That's a great suggestion.
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Cali has snow, dude. it's the kind you suck up your nose, tho ;)
I've got confidence in Jack to skillfully implement both kinds of snow into his story.
Oh, gee! There's some snow here in Georgia right now, neatly lined up on the... uh, y'all didn't hear that, right?
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I fucking hate being dyslexic! It's damn hard to type correctly and if I'm sending someone a long message, I constantly have to correct and proof. So, if I cannot save as I type and something goes wrong, like a computer glitch, then I lose my entire message and have to start over. That is so compounded by the fact that it takes me more than twice as long as other people to type my message. Dam
I fucking hate being dyslexic and I hate fucking computer snags!
Damn!
I fucking hate being dyslexic and I hate fucking computer snags!
Damn!
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Seriously!!! We should fix the private messaging so we can save our typing when doing a long message. I just again, lost another pm while typing because of some goddammed glitch that blinked the page.
This happens way too much.
Please, can this be fixed where we can save as a draft. That way we can hit save every so often and not completely lose a few paragraphs at a time when sending a long pm to a friend.
I am so frustrated. The experience here on Lush is totally awesome, but this is one thing that needs to be improved.
This happens way too much.
Please, can this be fixed where we can save as a draft. That way we can hit save every so often and not completely lose a few paragraphs at a time when sending a long pm to a friend.
I am so frustrated. The experience here on Lush is totally awesome, but this is one thing that needs to be improved.
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Me.
I might be biased... but I think my stories are the best ones.
I’m gonna hype up the new comp now from a narcissistic perspective, I won the first 500 buck, that’s a big one for lush. The biggest so far, but now there’s a new 500 comp. really glad there’s another big fat one worth the effort. The theme too, love the specifics. Gonnabe fun to read these.
Alright, dude. Let's have an entry from you in this competition. I know you don't have much experience with snow, cause you're a California wine dude, and hang out at the beach surfing and wearing speedos, sipping umbrella drinks, and eating tofu and salads.
But, you are a damn good writer. And you're sure good enough to possibly win this comp. So dammit! Give us a story. Think Montana or Wyoming in winter. I'd love to read it, and hell yes, I love to read your damn stories. Comp dammit! Comp!
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New comp coming soon. Gonna be a special one and if Hannah doesn't pull a flick on you, i will.stay tuned for details.
Like Hannah, Sprite is a great flasher, too! And Sprite's been flashing a long time. I love reading Sprite & BrownCoffee stories whether they're flash, medium, or long.
Remember my policy (and warning), if you don't read Sprite's, and Hannah's stories, l will steal your cat.
Oh, and l highly recommend Rumpy's stories. He has great stories both here on Lush and over on StoriesSpace. In fact, l've got more of his stories on my to do list. Looking forward to it.