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Catnip
Over 90 days ago
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Quote by Catnip
You would most likely taste like mesquite tofu

That was then... now I'd taste like grilled tofu, I wonder what changed.
Thank you!
I did actually, today, point out, to the FBI, a broken link and how very annoyed I was that they had switched off the contact us form -which they had instructed me to use when the link didn't work.
I just did something I've wanted to do for so long, I wrote a mail to a website telling them they had a typo in their text. It had been nagging me each time I visited for more than 6months and it was still there so I decided to inform them about it.

Is there anyone who does this other than me, cause I think it would be a good habit not a bad one to help a site to look less illiterate and unprofessional.

I'd love to hear the anecdotes!
A towel around my hair, a lap top on top of my lap and my father's old frock shirt.
@martiniman lol i just don't scroll too good.
if the vote+comment box was above the story suggestion I'd see it. silly
I vote and comment most times, I know it's down there..

@mazza I'd say so!
This poll runs for 14 days!

I realised that when I read a story I do not even see the voting/comment system when I'm finishing the story.
The thing that ends my screen is the "You may also like..." box of suggested stories.

So I'm a bit curious if that extra scrolling down keeps people from voting and commenting.

Happy poll everyone!
Quote by chefkathleen

That's really pretty Catnip. Where is that?

I got no idea, I found it when I searched for pampas grass, which I read about in Virgina Wolf's Novel Mrs. Dalloway

"And Clarissa had leant forward, taken his hand, drawn him to her, kissed him - actually had felt his face on hers before she could down the brandishing of silver-flashing plumes like pampas grass in a tropic gale in her breast, which, subsiding, left her holding his hand, patting his knee, and feeling as she sat back extraordinarily at her ease with him and light-hearted, all in a clap it came over her, If I had married him, this gaiety would have been mine all day!"
Yes, that is one long sentence I must say. But that was what I was feeling when posting the pampas grass.

Today I feel like this:
I'd try to keep all the sheep related things out of them.

What are these messages? I do not get any.. Do I not have friends enough to send me some?!
I think they might get offended by you wanting them to be dominant.
To be a Dom is not all that easy, it's not something anyone can do.
I thought submissive people worked that way too, that they can't submit to whoever.
If someone wanted to control me and pushed me about it I would get offended too. There are two or more voices in a relationship, why is yours the most important? I'd say it's better to meet halfway or try to find someone who is a dom, from the start.
There are some threads that have been treated that way in the past.
No need having two asking for the exact same thing, but if you ask about something similar I think linking to the other threads without locking is a better idea.
If you notify what threads you're thinking about to the moderators I'm sure they'll think it over and decide if it should be locked or not.
(I'm more of a Chat room mod.)
Saved (could hint to their conversations still being around while they are not...)
Uff, I got that problem. I want him to start me up.
I think it's a thing about rejection, if I am in a horny mood and don't get the attention straight away the horniness will subside faster than a man can count to three.
It's like talking about what you had for dinner or a call from your mother during the act. Totally spoils it. Might be my attention deficit disorder but that's how it is none the less.

Usually a woman needs a bit more to stimulate her mind to get her horny than a flash of a nipple through a top on the bus ride home.

On the other hand I do not understand what can be so horrible with her trying to sex you up, so you can turn her on. She knows she wants sex and she knows you know how to make her horny. Shouldn't you take that as a compliment?
Star Wars Cantina (Weird Al Yancovich)

I had a cup of coffee, what would you order if you ended up there?
In my right ear is some noise from the downstairs neighbour. In my left ear is the sound of myth busters and world of war craft from the living room.
Haha, I know!
I have the worst fantasies of how cruel people can be.
It never happened to me, thank God.
We've been together 2 years in August this year. We've still not met. Maybe , hopefully, we will meet sometime June-July.

Yeh, I think Dantheman69 remembers something about me being with my man a long time. (hehehe)
Poor thing, he must have pittied me so much for two minutes.

I think I have some former boyfriend who would actually be able to break up as an April fools joke.
If they did it wouldn't surprise me.62eldqj72vjfTw8y
I love writing things that disgust me. It gives me a little thrill. My latest project of writing is to write about something really tasteless from a point of view that is supposed to make it seem tasteful for a character.
I wouldn't say no to writing it, but I might not be able to pull through writing about the stock market.
BrB (be right back) BBL (Be back later) TTFN (ta ta for now) or why not A/S/L (<-the most horrible pick up line ever)
That'd be a woman with strap-on with two men in front of her.
I now have a vision of a short line and would prefer a few more to join in so we can have a closed circle.
You should put a temporary "Donate" button up to get the funds for it.
Yesterday I pulled a very bad April fools joke on a friend here.
A bad April fools joke about an April fools joke.
I told him that my boyfriend had made an April fools joke of saying "I love you." And that I was so furious and heartbroken and I really didn't know what to do.

What would you do, if someone you really like told you they loved you and when you're about to let your hearts content out or when you have let your hearts content out, they told you it was just an April fools joke?