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Catnip
Over 90 days ago
Female
Sweden

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Ehm...
weird question, it's like saying all bisexuals wants to be with someone else than your partner and straight people don't?
I'd have nothing against a bisexual man. He's a man and if I want him, it's what counts. he could be homosexual and I would still want him, though then I might not be able to have him.

So, it's morning.
I'm too tired to read, or a friend of mine is helping me find a story cause I'm blind.
I know I want to read something with someone named Tom in it and I want it to be an audiostory.
So I type in Tom, but there are hundred stories about Tom, and I don't want to read but listen to it.

Hm...
I think an audiostory check box under the search function would be neat. smile
I cant think of anyone at all. Atleast noone special...
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I was thinking... of things to call it "wet meadow."
(it's the lost meaning of the word "Fitta" translated to english = cunt. I was reading one of my old swedish poems and thought about it.)


And now the word "cunt" doesn't seem demeaning, but rather a little beautiful.... Glad to know the origin of it!


Now I'm not sure that "cunt" would mean it, but the Swedish word does.
Actually, I have to change my mind...
last time I was playing with the water I ran out of hot water after a while and as it got colder and colder since it still felt great I didn't stop.
But at some point it just got too cold and I had to get up.
50% cheap red wine
50% coca cola or some other brand.

Sometimes you need to up the taste of the coke with some wine to be able to drink it. ;)
<----I'll be hiding in here for a while.
I need to melt this information.
My first thought was to write her a limmerick though no words came to mind.
There's nothing you need more than a limmerick once you knock on the big door.
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The Show 'n Tell was a toy combination record player and filmstrip viewer manufactured by General Electric from the 1950s to the 1970s.
It resembled a television set, but had a record player on the top. Records and slides were sold for it in combination. The slide strip was inserted into the top and the record played; the record typically told a story, and the slide strip, which projected the images on the screen, would automatically advance to illustrate it


that is awesome!
I want three!
I don't get it...
how people can get offended by someone saying their country is better than the other.
Sure be patriots all you want, but to the extent of feeling insulted? You think it's even worth the energy wasted on it?
You're an American, not America.
You sure you really want to stand for all the dung a country puts out to the rest of the world?
A come on... I missed it?
Darn...

I suppose this one is ok untill they slice it up to bbq it too...
I like hair.
A kid at preschool, where I temporarily work, said I had ugly arms cause I got so much hair on them.
"Why don't you just take it away?"
I can't get mad at that, 4year olds have to speak their mind. Though I wonder what parents make their kids think at such an early age...

My point being: You can't blame it all on media.
Haha, if you knew him. you'd know he would never hold a masturbator that wasn't a human in his hand.
And I would face problems in buying it.

"I don't got his adress, I have no money to spend"
I can't even be arsed reading it after the first three lines...
How could 20 households be more than the whole internet today, in three years..
Pfff...
If it was written 95 I could have believed it.
I told you, it's because I logg on to more than one computer at the same time. I don't think there are many others who do...
I'll try to remember to close the window on atleast one. And you're not the only one experiencing it, Painty. people complain about it. I think it's cute though.
Like it's screaming: I'm here Im here! (mostly I'm not. )

...I think I am now aswell...
Mum found it very amusing then she said "that's something most men need."
I must say she's starting to worry me... though I'm happy I now have proof that we don't meet the same men.
Hahaa a good one, I have to send it to my mother, she will laugh for ages.
If I could get atleast 50% of the profit.
I'm sure it would sell really well, just from me starring in it.
Also we need to put it up on all the torrent sites, with a virus in it.
If you want to see it, you buy it. If you download it anyhow, I'll get a hold of your money somehow. *evil laughter*
Make sure that my profile gets up first on each search...
so that noone miss that I exist!
Hihi I can see the "contact us" being filled with reports of "no matter what I search, Catnip always come up, is there a way to solve this bug?"
Now using running bathwater makes me think of the actual water from the tap not the shower head.
And I used to when I could lie back in the tub and get myself in a good position. hehe but now I just use the shower head and almost boiling water. Cold is so... *shiver* turn off.
About 6 months and it will be some more months before I will get to it.
too bad summer is a horny period. :S
If ever I get married... I hope I will prefer doing the groom.