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Catnip
Over 90 days ago
Female
Sweden

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Oh, boy!
What lovely weather, the sun is shining today!
"Everything looks like a Phallic symbol; curling irons, pool cues, lengthy pine cones, whole heads of broccoli, shampoo bottles, toothpaste tubes, remote controls, traffic cones, javelins... but worse yet, they're mocking you."

Wooops...
Hihi, poor bloke, he couldn't even achieve that in his life.
I'll make it simple...
"Everything happens to me" Chet Baker

What's your favorite dance?
Quote by Durrasch
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Mine have a name. I wont tell y'all though. But it's a mans name... I had to have a name once my boyfriend named his "Lisa."
We used to have lots of insider jokes about it all the time.


If his was Lisa, I immediately thought Bart because of the Simpsons. Is it Bart?

Of course, then I thought of Bleeding Gums Murphy, and got kinda grossed out.


It doesn't even get close to Lisa.
*pats*
It's called to "honor thy mother and thy father."
Great book, you should read it some time.
I'd Love something with this beat..
Actually, this song made me turned on at work each and every time it was on the radio.
Aaaah, good times.
"Uhoh... Run Chris Run...!"
"Oh, too late."
"Awww look at them go. hihi!"
"HEY! Chris you seem to be enjoying it...! Oh no? Tell me you can't eat rice!"
Thanks zaf. Though 40-50 cm of hair is quite some time.
Can't stand looking like a cute kitten... I'm supposed to be a tough one...
hmhm. Now where did I put my pink hair dye...
AOuch... when he gets her and drags her against the asfalt...
Ouch aouch ouchie!
I like the one we have now... Can I keep it?
Please mister sir Gav?!
:O Never!
You know how freakin commersial they are?
First people have to stand in line for 6h and if they don't want to scream "Idol Idol Idol" at the exact moment they get pointed to the door....
Yey... nah I'd not want t obe in the spot light like that. (I will never ever join and fail.)