I wonder what she's looking at that makes her forget about her icecream...
I do think her seductive method must work perfectly...
In a short while anyone with the slightest animal instinct and icecream obsession would lick the icecream off her.
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Catnip
Over 90 days ago
Female
Sweden
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Quote by roccotool
Thanks for the compliments. Wait till you hear how I got the idea. After searching the porn sites, as is my want, I remembered seeing a Random Pic button. I got the Aha! and told Nic. Gav is the real genius, coming up with the code.
I felt it would be a cool way of possibly finding an author you like, or maybe discovering a fetish, etc. It also might bring new readers to the authors.
The genius just know how to use his time.
This is where he works best.
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Shoo, then he shaid: Don't you like me anymore...hic!
And I shaid I did and that I needed to fuck atleasht shomeone...
He wash like cryin and shitsh, sho I wash like..ehm..
And he shaid...
Gimme one more!
and now we are like we were from the beginning... but hesh like shad and shtuff.
But ish Oook. cause, now I can fuck who ever I want.
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Quote by fystee
oh good lord......"don't ask"....sheesh...then why post?
It was a:
Don't ask I'll tel lyou when I stopped crying.
Pixie give me a:
"Aww-you -lost-your-master-you-don't-need-one-anyhow" -hug
and good lord... I can't handle that much beer.g2Sdly0RBOBL5WYC
Thanks everyone.
Now I'm hungry..
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Quote by Luckymann
Catnip, you may also try love tunnel or hot hole. I usually try to use a term that is not too repetative and gives the impression I want. I don't always succeed. To me, cunt gives a cruder or rougher impression that pussy. For example: Joe rammed his cock deep into her cunt. Or, Joe slid his cock gently into her tender pussy or love tunnel. Just run your sentence over in your head and go with what feels good to you. Remember, you must write to please yourself. There will always be readers who will praise your work or complain about it. Please yourself first. And finally, please proof read and use spell check. Good luck!
But the male thingy still has it's rough word...
To me... Cunt is, for a woman, what a cock is, for a man.
Pussy is... a cat. Or a Cat food brand.
(oh yes, there's row after row with cans of "Pussy," in our Swedish stores.
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Quote by Ling-Li
That's classic Roc, I plan on using that from now on...
"Organ grinder"
Or in my case out-of-work organ grinder... lol
Ling
/hugs
Now lets see...
*opens up her imaginary tool box*
What can we use to fix the problem...
*snaps fingers and turns into a military doctor*
Chainsaw?
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Quote by DBarclayQuote by Lisa
Eight out of ten men would cheat if given the opportunity? I hope not!
of course they would ....
Thiink I read somewhere that women cheat more often than men, though I might be wrong.
Just sounds fair that they think about it more often then us women do.
can I have mikaela?
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Quote by Blindfolded
I can't speak for everyone or anyone. But for myself I'll miss who he was. I personally hate White Michael Jackson. But black Michael Jackson was amazing. A little weird still, but we could overlook that..
:O did you even live when he was black?
