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Catnip
Over 90 days ago
Female
Sweden

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I'm running through as much robot material as I can, without getting fed up.
Research is dangerous for minds that easily loose interest.
Quote by MMonroe
The Swedish Chef

"Bork! Bork! Bork!"
Your happy and energetic - with borderline manic tendencies.
No one really gets you. And frankly, you don't even get you.
But, you sure can whip up a great chocolate mousse


I dont even know who he is


Would you mind take a look if the milk man have been here, before you go?
Quote by rxtales
They should have made him into a really cute kitten or something. He looks like something from the power rangers movie


He reminds me of Gizmo.
I'm goin home, I don't wanna be here.
It's not fair!
GAH!

Humtidumtidum...

(Kermit)
beware it might puke. it ate something bad for supper.
Quote by lustn4sis
I'd pump as much milk out of those suckers as I could and freeze it all. With the economy in the shits, food storage = survival. Oh, and in between milking sessions I'd do shemale-female sex videos for a little extra pocket money.


Lets hope you're not the hairy type then *nods*
CQ, don't you worry. Right now Rocco-searchtool is looking for the other threads and will post the links here.
To try and convince you to kiss another woman if you don't want too, I do understand you dumping the guy.
I feel slightly torn about this whole thing... why do so many men say that it's ok for a woman to be with other women when they'd be hurt if you were with another man.
I totally don't get that... on the other hand I don't really understand why you should stick to one person.

Men kissing, out of lust or love, is beautifull and very erotic. If they do it just as a party gag... well lets just laugh and hope they realise the beauty of it.
So swedish dude plays his song, then tells some crappy jokes..
smile
I love his playing though *nods*





I never dared to buy one of thoose DB. They all look so stylish... really don't fit my image to buy things that look fashionable and stylish. xD
Quote by roccotool
There's a heck of a song, Cat.


Must be.
"when I sing in the shower, entire continents of women become pregnant"
Oh dear.. it's wonderfull to talk to scottish people who are full of themselves xD
[cuts a carrot slowly from the tip to the root.]
Stop what , dear?
Can not....resist... must...lick her feet clean...
HAhaha!
I'm not sure I would want to use it. My mistakes usually crack people up and makes my mother cry.
I do however know of artists who really should use it for the safety of their fans. *shiver*
I don't kniow how people can make a living by singing worse than I do.
[Goes away blaming the world for gods shortcomings.]
Quote by stuart1975
catnip is actually garfield's girlfriend and loves it when he eats her lasanga noodle
(he's on my nightstand... in a devil suit in a blue chair. On the devil suit it says "red hot lover." You are supposed to lie in this thread!)

Ah, J. I see you have finally finished eating all that corn.
I stil don't understand why you took the bet to eat a whole field of corn. took you three months. And the corn you last ate, didn't seem to be really that good for you...
recovered yet?
"Box of pens" became box of penises. you have to forgive me for that one, DB.
So, you sleep by the desk too?
Guarding your notebooks very well, in that case.