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Over 90 days ago
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Internet Sensation
Quote by SusanEngland
Actually the Bible got it wrong - Eve was God's first creation : -----
Adam & Eve - the real story...
After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. "So, how is everything going?" inquired God.
"It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem. It is these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes. They are a real pain," reported Eve.
And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc. she felt that having only two breasts might leave her body more symmetrically 'balanced', as she put it.
"That is a fair point," replied God, "But it was my first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away." And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the bushes.
Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden. "Well, Eve, how is my favourite creation?"
"Just fantastic," she replied, "But for one oversight on your part. You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull. All the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone."
God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you are right. How could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately create a man from a part of you. Now let's see... where did I put that useless boob?"
Now doesn't THAT make more sense than that crap about the rib?
Internet Sensation
pee on him...
I did... was hard something inside tells your body not to pee on other people...
I only peed on his hand though... Was enough for him, untill he started asking for more...
I guess I just couldn't do it. that one time peeing on his hand was hard enough to do.
I did... was hard something inside tells your body not to pee on other people...
I only peed on his hand though... Was enough for him, untill he started asking for more...
I guess I just couldn't do it. that one time peeing on his hand was hard enough to do.
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Oh yes...
Trying to get it while trying to keep away was the hardest part, the fact is I still want it...him...
Now Im allowed to have him but I bet the sexual tention wont be the same, I'll stick to the memory instead.
and
I just moved 360km from another of thoose can't have.
Trying to get it while trying to keep away was the hardest part, the fact is I still want it...him...
Now Im allowed to have him but I bet the sexual tention wont be the same, I'll stick to the memory instead.
and
I just moved 360km from another of thoose can't have.
Internet Sensation
Lets think...
Type #1:
Short, chubby and cute.
Don't reach over my head with his hands. *giggles*
Very hairy all over, except the inside of his right thigh (for some mysterious reason.)
He's got some markings and is very much a lazy bum.
Just hanging around the house, goin out at times never leaving the block though.
He's strong and have very much willpower when he wants something or don't want something.
We live in a cuddle-only relationship so I don't really care for his penis size, but he's nudered.
Type #2:
He's long or short... I'm not too fussed about it, a too long man can be hard to handle...or well atleast kiss, thoug you always feel safe when they hug you and you can cuddle your head into their chest.
He's chubby or big, small guys are to be looked at more than touched. Though if the small comes with a big personality I'll take that aswell.
He's strong but the muscles are not made in the gym, I can't stand overly muscular, I'd rather have a skinny weak guy than a muscle package.
Anything but blonde.. or what the... he's ok to be blonde. I really like red, something nice about it. The hair is preferably long. Though short is probably what I'll get.
I kinda like manboobs.
They're cuddly. 
As for penis... he better have one.. or we'll just make one for him. (though if he has none he might get away with big hands.
I prefer my men natural, but if the guy wants to remove his hairs why would I say no... It's not up to me to decide how he should be.
Tatoos are mostly not in my liking, I can't understand why people go out and get ugly tatoos. Though if he's one of thoose rare people with a good one. Or well ugly tatoos are ok I guess... You can sit and follow the lines of the tatoos with your fingers when bored.
Hm... I can't think of more men.