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Catnip
Over 90 days ago
Female
Sweden
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Internet Sensation
Short bus:
Justin Bond: These bitches sucking cock and eating ass... then they show up at the buffet and say they're vegan.
Jamie: Was that the first time someone sang the National Anthem into your ass?
Ceth: No.
Man: Justin, someone just came on your cat.
Justin Bond: [Ceth laughs] It's not funny. Why can't they leave my pussy alone?
Justin Bond: These bitches sucking cock and eating ass... then they show up at the buffet and say they're vegan.
Jamie: Was that the first time someone sang the National Anthem into your ass?
Ceth: No.
Man: Justin, someone just came on your cat.
Justin Bond: [Ceth laughs] It's not funny. Why can't they leave my pussy alone?
Internet Sensation
Quote by CyberRenegadeQuote by Catnip
Wooo.. He just got his Nickname!
CyRen.
Who would think it would be such a pretty name for someone who toss their monitor out the window if the story ended in the wrong way...
CyRen, I like it!And it wasn't a computer... it was just a cell phone when I had a dropped call during an international call.
Stuck in the 80's? that celly looks huge xD
Internet Sensation
Dear Durrash.
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your cat and our affair/romance is over. I think I realized it last year when you peed your pants, outside the mental hospital and I hit on and pulled the clothes off my boyfriend(and a tribal corned beef hash xD). I'm sure you're shamed enough to understand that santa does not exist. I'm returning the cut toe nails , but I'll keep your neighbours dog as a memory. You should also know that I told in my confession today about the moose poaching and our friendship is ruined.
Go milk a cow,
Catnip
(The multicoloured catnip... does everyone have socks that match athome?)
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your cat and our affair/romance is over. I think I realized it last year when you peed your pants, outside the mental hospital and I hit on and pulled the clothes off my boyfriend(and a tribal corned beef hash xD). I'm sure you're shamed enough to understand that santa does not exist. I'm returning the cut toe nails , but I'll keep your neighbours dog as a memory. You should also know that I told in my confession today about the moose poaching and our friendship is ruined.
Go milk a cow,
Catnip
(The multicoloured catnip... does everyone have socks that match athome?)
