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Catnip
Over 90 days ago
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Don't worry about how you will get the pictures, Roc.
Lil bird here was out cruising last night and there were lots of japaneese tourists around.
I'm sure they'll lend you a copy.
*Peers at Roc*

The fan in my laptop and me yawning.
Good night Lushers.

(Psst... Roc! Do I even want to know?)
Now the day I find thoose tattoos on a bodybuilder, I might not laugh but just pat his head and say he choose the wrong motive.
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Hi i'm kind off new on here.
Easily it has to be Ace of spades by Guns and Roses. Only joking anything by Bob Marley is always good plus i've got a class chill out cd. My walls are really thin so need to drown out the noise to not piss the neighbours off lol


*coughs* Ace of spades with guns N roses... Where do I find it!!
Think I've only heard that one with Motörhead.
"Welcome to the jungle" Guns N Roses

What are you doing by the water?
Ali, please don't put pictures, of the doctors face when he/she delivered you, into my head.
I find it very interesting though... but does he see himself as the big thing... or the small things...
I mean he could fill his home with mirrors that make things look bigger/smaller. Then he could look at you in the mirrors and you could hunt him around with a huge dildo in your hand.
*nods sagely*
Seek and destroy!

I also looked this up way back, but really didnt find much on it.. or...nothing that made me any smarter. I asked about a bit among some online friends.
Some had slight knowledge of it some thought I was nuts...
Would be fun to learn more about it.
Beats me Lex.
I'm not very impressed with shoes.
Sure, it gives your legs another figure, more curves. .
But I'm so bad at walking in them so people would only look at me laughing or getting ready to call an ambulance as I stumble around.
*laughs*
You don't have to be that good with computers to hack an email account. ;)
I remember this one episode in swimclass during highschool.
I always made up good excuses to not be in the pool, the real reason beeing I couldn't swim.
This guy in class was wearing white bathing shorts going down to his knees and well a flagpole that stood proud.
I had been inspecting it for quite some time before the other girls noticed, I heard when they started giggling about it.
He was never ashamed for things like that, if he was he never showed it. Apart from him wearing red shorts from that day on.
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I was thinking... of things to call it "wet meadow."
(it's the lost meaning of the word "Fitta" translated to english = cunt. I was reading one of my old swedish poems and thought about it.)


There you go Polynices
( reading that entry now I find it really confusing *laughs at self*)
The "man" I'm living with brings home tics all the time.
I start to wonder if I'm immune to all diseases.
*gasps*
Now that is something...
Maybe I should go out with someone in charge of a bowling hall ^^
Or start working at one...
*grin*

[The voices in Catnips head starts talking.]

"Ohno, not again."

"Tell me about it!"

"Cat, don't."

"You don't even like bowling."

"They are bigger then they look from that distance you know."

[Voices keeps on talking, but the young cat stops listening to them.]
Agrees totally with Ali.

(Anyhow the quote, is it in the version of The Beatles or in the version of Bananarama/Lanananenenono ? )

And just by looking at a penis you don't really know what it can do for you.
Kinda need to atleast feel it in your hand or inside something or pressed against you.
I don't feel it.
Might be that most guys I've been with are illmannered and pull out before they come.
I'm not much for condoms, the smell of them turns me off.
smile Well, training ones skill in googling can never hurt.
I bet there are some good webcomics out there.
My backup disc for my old roomie is filled with bad! bad! bad! hentai manga...
Mostly so called "fan art." *wonders why it's still there*
Though, I must say, maybe it's time to make your own comicstrip, if you can't find one of your liking out there. smile
Good luck, and enjoy the stories you can read here aswell.
First, what is he doing wrong?
Second, does he repeat the same wrong method when he's to try something else?

Third - I want to help but I don't even go well with my own body so I have no practical advices really.
Hope it works out well for you two.
Congratulations Lexylove.
*cat nip starts meowing in a foreign language*

"Ja! Må hon leva. Ja! Må hon leva
Ja! Må hon leva uti hundrade år.
Javisst, skall hon leva!
Javisst, skall hon leva uti hundrade år.

Åh, när hon har levat och när hon har levat,
Och när hon har levat uti hundrade år,
Ja, då skall hon skjutas ja då skall hon skjutas
ja då skall hon skjutas på en skottkärra fram."

(I can go on but I wont. )
I'd say that it would be fun to see puff the magic dragon try and fight this devil. hihi wonder who wins.
they could make a daytime show out of it.