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Catnip
Over 90 days ago
Female
Sweden

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Ling-Li was once about to marry a prince, but his country got eaten by a big sea-turtle. Luckily Ling wasnt in the country at the time. Now she's waiting for the seaturtle to return with her promised land, though she's been waiting for 10 years now.
Learn to sit down and pee! It's better for your health aswell!
Even though I like Japaneese men, I think I have to agree..
Im more into the young ones...maybe too young (and dressed) :P
Oh!
You get a pet frog when buying salad in france, Nicola?

"It's raining men!" - the weather girls

How much money did he take?
*giggles*
"stuck in the sand" - miss li

How do you intend to get them clean?
Oh, right, they never live in Sweden, if you get interested in them.
What is there to not like about them?

Right,
that they are too tired, have a headache or/and "have to get up early" when you want to:
- have sex
- cuddle
- talk
- sing karaoke
- watch a great movie
- have a snack
- drink beer
- or whatever you would want to do anytime of the day and night.

Tries to help out in the kitchen when you told him to roll you some smokes in the livingroom.

Breaks up with you, come back two weeks later and can't understand that you have moved on and his "it's over" is more of a "pause" than an actual break up.


Can't really find anything to dislike with men...
"They do not!" "They do too!"

"No, they DON'T!" "Oh, yes, they DO!"

"Nah-uh" "Ju-hu"

Well, probably the same reason as to why I like "moobs."
Once your head and hands are close by you realise they are nice to cuddle!
"Upside down" miss li

Now, what was the name of that game...?
Hm, love nest was rather romantic *giggles*
*purr*
Nest = bird = food = well fed = happy