Impatient people that cut in line thinking their question is more important than the other people waiting.
Call me old fashioned, naive, or whatever (as long as you don't call me Shirley LOL) but I see porn as visual. To me this is erotica, but I have been known to be wrong. I guess I see Lush as porn for the brain that just happens to stimulate the body, at least we authors hope it stimulates a response.
Just a little story about why I clicked on your post: My nephew was about twelve when he asked my uncle to tie his tie for him. My uncle told him to lie on the floor and he would be happy to. My nephew was a little confused, but did as he was asked. My uncle tied his tie perfectly. When he asked me later why he had to lie on the floor I told him that Uncle Howard was a mortician and only knew how to tie a tie on the dead. He was mortified, but we now love to laugh about that day.
Thanks for reminding me of that story.
Stairway To Heaven-Led Zeppelin
Paralegal waiting for her domineering boss to return so they can start a late night 'brief' writing.
Skip the shower and have some skinny dipping fun.
Partially a secret, but mostly not. Some of my friends, some of my co-workers, and some of my family know. I picked the people in my life that are the most accepting to tell, the others are not open minded enough. I didn't want to start a fight so I decided accordingly.
Personally I like the timeline. It gives me an opportunity to see who is scoring, commenting and started following me. It gives me a chance to read their profiles. I feel that gives me some insight on who is reading my stories and possibly where I should be leaning toward in my writing. I have changed plots in the middle of stories based on the profiles of those who commented or started following me.
Oh that is so wrong. My stomach is turning just thinking about it, but boy did it make me laugh.
Gently wash every feather before lathering up all his hard muscles and I mean every one.
Him: "They know the way!"
Her: "Sure they do, safe!"