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Charley
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With just 4 to jump, LushPrincess is looking secure for the win, as she continues to hold ground on Gailxxx by 9 lengths. Reeb is dropping back slightly, but still way ahead of the fast moving Charley in 4th. Less than 100 clicks behind, it's Katalyst, from late breaker Cougartalk in 6th, neck and neck with Katie1984. Fast charger, Trinity has stormed through the pack to 8th, from 16th yesterday. Rileysmiley and MistressMelli make up the top ten, but just outside the leading pack now, expect to see Lesbianvampchick make gound.

Further down the pack, in 51st place, with over 500 clicks, it's a sterling effort from Pixie.



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Not that I believe in this sort of thing, but I'm told by those that do that I'm a typical Scorpio male -

"Scorpio is the astrology sign of extremes and intensity. Scorpios are very deep, intense people, there is always more then meets the eye. They present a cool, detached and unemotional air to the world yet lying underneath is tremendous power, extreme strength, intense passion and a strong will and a persistent drive. Scorpios have a very penetrative mind, do not be surprised if they ask questions, they are trying to delve deeper and figure things out and survey the situation. They always want to know why, where and any other possible detail they can possibly know. Scorpio's are very weary of the games that other people try to play and they are very aware of it. Scorpios tend to dominate and control anyone that lets them, or anyone that they find weak. The person that a Scorpio respects and holds close to them is treated with amazing kindness, loyalty and generosity. On the outside, a Scorpio has great secretiveness and mystery. This magnetically draws people to them. They are known to be controlling and too ambitious but only because they need control for this makes them feel safe."

Does sound like me, though.
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Natural selection - Darwin would have been proud of you, Chef.


I hope so. I think he was right.
I mean how stupid do you have to be to be told not to blow dry your hair in the shower?
Or to thaw and heat a tv dinner? Not to put a plastic bag over your head from the dry cleaners?
To shampoo your hair that you have to get it wet and then apply the shampoo?


Have you seen the Darwin Awards - http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin
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I'm surprised to see so many people wanting to visit my homeland, England. I didn't think we Brits were that popular these days. Myself, I travel a lot, but the places I'd really love to see are Australia and New Zealand. C.


You're not Charley. They want to see the land not the people.


Arrr, Chef, do I detect a little anti-British feeling there?
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The problem with the world is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?


Natural selection - Darwin would have been proud of you, Chef.
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I've just noticed that Fleshlight advert at the bottom of a story; it's got to be one of the worst ads I've ever seen. What I want to know is will that evil looking, bald bloke ever fucking cum? And why, when he has a woman right there before him, is he fucking that dummy anyway?

Answers please.

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"Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it." - Mark Twain
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And, as they jump the 4th from last, they're on the home straight and heading for the finish. Out in front it's still LushPrincess, extending her lead over Gailxxx to 9 lengths. In 3rd, Reeb looks like he might be making a fightback, as he pulls away from Katalyst, and from late breaker Cougartalk in 5th. Katie1984 has dropped to 6th, ahead of the fast charging Charley, now riding under new colours. It's Rileysmiley in 8th, followed closely by MistressMelli, and LesbianVampClick moving up to 10th.

Further down the pack, look out for new entry Trinity making a break up the inside and now in 16th.

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Funny stuff Charley - you're at it to the last few furlongs

Less than a week to go. It will take a miracle for anyone to catch Mara now.


I'm flogging a dead horse, I know. I don't see anyone catching Mara, either. But I thought I'd string my amusement out for as long as possible.
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I'm surprised to see so many people wanting to visit my homeland, England. I didn't think we Brits were that popular these days. Myself, I travel a lot, but the places I'd really love to see are Australia and New Zealand. C.
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Sometimes, Gypsy, a boy's got to pull every trick in the bag. I knew it wouldn't fool you, though. Cx
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And, as they approach the 5th from last, it's still LushPrincess way out ahead of Gailxxx by 8 lengths. Reeb doesn't look to be making ground on the leaders, and is now coming under threat from a fast charging Katalyst in 4th, one place ahead of Katie1984, who looks to be slipping slightly. Cougartalk is a surprise late entry, moving up on the inside to 6th, but still less than 100 clicks ahead of Rileysmiley. In 8th, it's MistressMelli, followed closely by Tangerinesky, just ahead of LesbianVampClick. At the rate LesbianVampClick is moving through the field, don't be surprised to see her in the top 5 at the end.

Outside the top 10, Sarahhbabeez's advance seems to have stalled in 12th, but she's still only 70 clicks from a top 10 spot. Fargo, Catnip, and Steffanie are all still in the race, but beginning to flag a bit.

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To date, I've not suffered from the dreaded writer's block, although I do often feel that my sex scenes are a little repetitive. One thing I've discovered recently, is that song lyrics can be a good source of inspiration.

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