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I wouldn't date a male or female porn star. Even if they had every STD test known to man kind.
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ChelleLaBelle
Over 90 days ago
Female, 36
United States
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Quote by NechoI agree. lmao she looks creepy.
The couldn't have given her a better face? Or maybe hairstyle, or hell... even a decent nose would have made that better to look at!
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lmfao Lydia that's funny.
Umm I'm normally in the chat room and just talking. like lydia said, not necessarily sexy chat. just talk. Or I'm in individual chats. and every once in a while i might take some ideas from the porn and write
Umm I'm normally in the chat room and just talking. like lydia said, not necessarily sexy chat. just talk. Or I'm in individual chats. and every once in a while i might take some ideas from the porn and write
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it pisses me ooff that i get my hopes up that someone will do something and they don't! worst part is its one of the few people i love the most!!! FML
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OMG! Yes. lmfao i wouldn't touch that thing with a 10 ft pole!
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Bigger ins't always better..
These are my favorite! Nom Nom Nom
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Zadi is laying out to keep that beautiful tan her boyfriend really loves
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Quote by LushPrincess
Hi
My name is Mara – and I’m a squirter.
It all started one day while I was on my bed masturbating furiously… Before this I had always stopped when I felt that familiar sting [and the urge to urinate] but I kept going and going and after a while I squirted all over my hand. The feeling was unbelievable and indescribable, now I have regular orgasms and squirting orgasms… Mmm those really take it out of you but they feel oh so fucking yummy!
Oh and some guys are retards and think you’re peeing on them – others however know they did good and like their price!
I'll have to remember that!
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I'm still a virgin. but I've never squirted while masturbating.
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I'm a February Baby! I'm thinking February is my favorite!!!
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Oh my goodness! Rayne Very sorry to hear that! I'm here if you ever need to talk hun!!!
Getting money and then it being gone that next second on bills.
Getting money and then it being gone that next second on bills.
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The Slob Test
Your score is: 40
You’re a total pig…but wait! That’s not a bad thing. They’re actually some of the cleanest animals in the world. Sure your home may look like a bit of a sty sometimes and you’re eating habits can be a little messy on occasion, but overall you fairly well-groomed and tidy person. You’re far from being a slob, that’s for sure. Hey, your floors may not be clean enough to eat off of, but at least you’re not one of those people who have plastic covering the furniture and eats pizza with a fork and knife.
Your score is: 40
You’re a total pig…but wait! That’s not a bad thing. They’re actually some of the cleanest animals in the world. Sure your home may look like a bit of a sty sometimes and you’re eating habits can be a little messy on occasion, but overall you fairly well-groomed and tidy person. You’re far from being a slob, that’s for sure. Hey, your floors may not be clean enough to eat off of, but at least you’re not one of those people who have plastic covering the furniture and eats pizza with a fork and knife.
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I would pee myself if he was near me and did that. hee-ull
Hahaha Me too! And i thought i had a horrible laugh!!!
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I was probably 4 when i had my first taste of Beer. Hated it then and i hate it to this day unless I've already got some drinks in me. I first tasted Captain and Coke when i was 5. My father came home after work every night and had 3 or 4 glasses and a few times I'd sneak a drink because i liked that his tasted different than mine. lol And the first time i drank to get drunk was in 2007 at my parents marriage reception. I drank 2 6 packs of Mike's Hard Lemonade alone. I remember laughing my ass off all night.
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It wouldn't matter to me, at all. However, the sad truth is, if I brought home a guy of another race, or a girl of any race, my parents might be okay with it, but my extended family (grandparents, aunts/uncles, cousins) would probably disown me and no I'm not exaggerating.
there are three reasons why my family doesn't know i'm with Mara. 1) they don't know i'm bi. 2) they don't agree with meeting people online (even though my mother met my step father on a dating site) 3) mom doesn't agree with mixed couples at all.
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Quote by LushPrincessQuote by roccotool
Smoked pot -- $10
Had sex for money -- $100
Vandalized something -- $20
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk-- $20
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before-- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Masturbated -- $10
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone who has been in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Had sex with someone 10 years older--$20
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -$50
Been arrested -- $5
Peed in the pool -- $0.50
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend --$20
Had anal sex -- $80
For a grand total of - $680.50
LMFAO! Damn babe! mine was only like $45.50 i think
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Lmao i'd never wear those! but then again i very seldomly wear heels.
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Quote by adriana
woooot chelle! yours is the only list i made!! ahaha
looooooooooooooooove you!! ahahah
thats because my list is the only one that matters!!!! lol
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Ok these are the ladies i talk to on a regular basis and i love talking to them.
LushPrincess (surprise! surprise!)
adriana (loooooooooove you! lol)
Lady_Lydia
SexyBikeSassyCheerGirl
SexynSweet09
Jezziebelle
Woman
Loislane
rxtales
Ellastar (whatever happened with her? )
Taintedrainebow
hmmm i know there are more. and if i forgot you i'm sorry!
LushPrincess (surprise! surprise!)
adriana (loooooooooove you! lol)
Lady_Lydia
SexyBikeSassyCheerGirl
SexynSweet09
Jezziebelle
Woman
Loislane
rxtales
Ellastar (whatever happened with her? )
Taintedrainebow
hmmm i know there are more. and if i forgot you i'm sorry!
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I curently am dating someone of another race. She's Mexican and I'm Caucasian. I don't see why its such a big deal for people. Love is love.
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Hell Yeah! I like many others are in great need of Money. Even if i wasn't lol yeah i would!
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Quote by Lady_Lydia
I feel so loved! Thanks guys!
Bunny12
Jerseylynn
Ling-Li
Lushprincess
Sexynsweet09
Woman (I love my Wifey)
Birdie
ChefKathleen (her posts are awesome.)
ChelleLaBelle
Diversified (Love you Eli!)
Elenai1230
Gypsymoth
Hanging_Dead (Love-es you Giggles!!)
HoneyBee000
Lisa
Loislane
MilfBeauty
Oneline
Petitanglaise
redhotmommasita
Sexybikesassycheergirl
SilverArdorDragon
Verity-smart
I made 1 list. good enough for me!
i'll have to look through my friends list to get all the ladies names
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when you log off your computer to finally get some sleep and then log on with your mobile phone in bed!
lmao I do this too! Or when you wake up in the middle of the night to go pee and check lush on your phone before you lay back down