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ChelleLaBelle
Over 90 days ago
Female, 36
United States
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i like shaved too... but trimmed hott pink, red, or blue would be pretty sexy!!!
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Quote by LushPrincess
OMG! drip, drip, drip i want to be on the table!!!!!!!
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Ohio
Women are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes in public.
It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday. (WTF we have no oceans!!!)
It is illegal to get a fish drunk.
The Ohio driver’s education manual states that you must honk the horn whenever you pass another car.
It is illegal for more than five women to live in a house.
Cincinnati --- Anal intercourse is banned.
Oxford --- It is illegal for more than five women to live in a house.
--- It’s illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man’s picture.
Youngstown --- You may not run out of gas.
--- Riding on the roof of a taxi cab is not allowed.
Women are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes in public.
It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday. (WTF we have no oceans!!!)
It is illegal to get a fish drunk.
The Ohio driver’s education manual states that you must honk the horn whenever you pass another car.
It is illegal for more than five women to live in a house.
Cincinnati --- Anal intercourse is banned.
Oxford --- It is illegal for more than five women to live in a house.
--- It’s illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man’s picture.
Youngstown --- You may not run out of gas.
--- Riding on the roof of a taxi cab is not allowed.
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Ohio
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Women are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes in public.
It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday. (((We don't have any Oceans!!! WTF!?!?!?!))
The Ohio driver’s education manual states that you must honk the horn whenever you pass another car.
It is illegal for more than five women to live in a house.
No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July.
Cincinnati, Ohio---- Anal intercourse is banned. <---LMFAO!!!!!
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Women are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes in public.
It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday. (((We don't have any Oceans!!! WTF!?!?!?!))
The Ohio driver’s education manual states that you must honk the horn whenever you pass another car.
It is illegal for more than five women to live in a house.
No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July.
Cincinnati, Ohio---- Anal intercourse is banned. <---LMFAO!!!!!
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I don't care what he does as long as it's legal. BUT he has to be able to help me with the bills and fun nights out whatever.... a relationship is 50/50 and it should be like financially too.
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Quote by sunshine22345
Yeaaaaah, I do ! he has to make a lot of money and buy me clothes and jewllery, if he doesn't get me the things, then I leave him. Or i just say "Buy me that or i'll go find someone who will'. ahahaha, it's fun,
Shallow much??? Damn!
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I don't like shopping for clothes because i normally can't find things i like in my size... But i enjoy shopping alone so i can take as long as i want but i take pictures of it on and forward it to someone to get an opinion lol
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Quote by anastasiaQuote by Exakta66Quote by nicolaQuote by xXxFuckDollxXx
nicola... i fuked it up... wheres australia, i did it.... but cant edit... help
I can't edit polls unfortunately!
There's normally an option for Asia Pacific, we generally get lumped in there.
Other is fine
I think it would be cool to have everyone's approximate (state level?) global location on an interactive map, like google maps, but with plotted positions, like those dating adverts:
Gav, have you got a spare 5 minutes?
Nicola...I think that is a great idea...and maybe include some kind of search feature...say, for instance...hot-looking single women within a 20 mile radius...
Where is Gav???
Cheers,
Alan.
Me too!
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Headaches, My cat clawing me so deep i bleed, and lack of SLEEP!!!! Thank god i have Friday off!!! Masterbation Marathon anyone???
