We are animals as far as nature is concerned. Other primates have sex frequently also.
Ahhhh the thunder brings sexual plunder. The rain pounds against the pane. The lightning flashes. She holds me tight and clings with all her might. The power flickers. I slide off her nickers. The Windows shake. My manhood she takes.
I think I must have been drunk to choose Chuckepoo. So you'll know Sprite my last name is not Poo. Or... Poopoo.
My moms pasted but I took my wife and son out to brunch. Not the best day to go to brunch. Trust me. But Carol was gracious. I'm the waiters worst nightmare come true. If patience is a virtue then I have none. An hour wait to be seated.
I totally had the whole Hairy Potter thing worked out decades ago, then the first movie showed. And I was like WTF.
Liz,
I have read your stories and I am in awe of your skills. It's not fair that someone so young has so much talent. Four competitions? Wow that's got to be a record. It sounds like everyone is applying to be your first Collaberation. Well... Add my name to the list.
I hope your future includes a major novel.
Sounds interesting. All new for me. Have to get in my dark mode.
How dirty are your thoughts?
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Although your mind often meanders in the direction of sex, it's not your main preoccupation. You may have particular days when you're feeling more hormonal than others, or perhaps there are certain people or situations that turn your crank and conjure up dirty thoughts. At other times, getting it on is the last thing on your mind. This is probably a healthy approach - fantasizing is healthy for any sex life, but if you go overboard the rest of your life will suffer. How would you get any work done if you were running a constant porno in your head?
My wife puts up the off limits sign when she starts period. It might as well say, touch me and die.
I always seem to gravitate towards brunettes. Probably because my first wife was natural blonde. What a bitch. To her credit, she was a great house keeper. She kept the house.
I've been married twice. Both times to virgins. Not great sex though. I did my best and took my time but neither were enthusiastic on wedding night, but by the time the honeymoon ended they were well practiced lovers.
People that are constantly on the forum that don't shower and have bad breath.
Dark Chocolate. It's actually good for you.
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