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ChuckEPoo
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male
0 miles · Oxnard

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Sound is a matter of science but beauty is subjective. The beauty of a sunset isn't beautiful without an eye to see it.
Take this opportunity to give a Birthday wish to Carol. (Hotwife4U). She is fairly new here and is a up and coming author. If you have the time read her stories. I kinda know about her talent seeing how I've lived with her for 24 years.



I really didn't think I had a chance. I guess I just... need to believe.
I use pics of me. This one in Hawaii. I used a torso pic in the biginning of someone else. It was pointed out by Dani that it wasn't me. So now it's me. All me, such as I am.
My wife is. Actually cuddling with me watching the NFL playoffs. That is something because she hates football.
Creed. It was great except for the way the blended out Sylvester Stallone's wrinkles out.
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Yup. A DP with Chuck and Scotty. They are both huge. I'm not .


Awww that wasn't my impression.
Not since I owned a home. However, many strong memories of my youth. I can barely get in my sports car, than fuck in it. Lol.
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I think the last couple of pages in this thread have been discussing the merits of the 1-5 scoring system. What would you do with all of the existing stories if this was implemented? If the scores were left as is, then there would be no publications on-site 'better than average'.

I can't personally see any need for changing the existing functionality. It's only there for people to give a bit of honest feedback on a story, and to assist other readers in finding something good to read.


Liz,
I started by saying it would be hard to implement. I am a virtual novice he compared to you. So I yield to your wisdom. Since a ten is a x2 value of 5, couldn't the previous scores be multiplied by two? For instance a 4.5 would be a nine. Or 4.25 would be an 8.5. Other than that, I have no answer. I'm perfectly happy the way it is. I only suggested it because some people were complaining abount low scores I would suggest that the trolls might love it seeing how they could do twice the damage.

Btw. I love your work and wouldn't think you to get less than ten ... Or... five... Or... whatever.
Carol had a good idea but I think might be hard to implement. She suggested changing the story scoring from 1-5 to 1-10. This would possibly motivate people to vote fairly. The way it stands now ipeople think a four Is a low score, whereas an eight is easier to take. I actually thought it to be a great improvement idea.
Am I missing something here? Wasn't this thread about improvements? Gawd you guys sound like squabbling kids.
Ok here's one historical. Long time adversaries Thomas Jefferson and John Adams died on same day.
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Who took the survey? No one asked me to participate. And, sadly, I do not have a 9.5" penis, but it is bigger than 5.5". Smile!


Me too. I'm only 9"
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Obviously, the whole idea behind the trip is one crazy ass lesbian gangbang orgy from which she'll never come back. if you're okay with her becoming a carpet munching man-hating lesbo, go right ahead and tell her to enjoy herself, otherwise, man-up and do what any other self respecting make would do - show her who wears the pants in the family and make her wait on you hand and foot while you watch sports with your buddies. don't let her make you her bitch, dude.



Gawd Sprite, this is why I love you. Carpet eating man-hating lesbo? Priceless.
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my wife's friend just finalized a divorce and she wants my wife to go to some all inclusive place in mexico or some place like that. what do you girls think i should say? what would be happening or have you girls done on one of these trips. please let me know.


Hmmm. I think a divorced woman might have a tendency to repair her wounded heart and ego, by fucking as many young guys as possible. You'll have to be the one to determine if your wife is content to hold her friends nickers while she does.
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Chuck my friend, no one will ever fault you for your taste in women!



You have no clue... The only question I have over all these years is why in the hell is she with me?
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I was thinkin that the guys are gonna wake soon. It is raining out. They are gonna stomp on my nice clean floor. Sex last night was fantastic. I'm tired of family politics. Why do men act like such babbies when their sick? I need to go to Sam's Club. Sex last night was FANTASTIC! I've got to stop at post office and get thank-you cards mailed. I wonder if Chuck would stop snoring if I held a pillow over his face? Why it always my turn to cook breakfast? Why do those people look so fucking happy on the early morning talk shows. Kathy Lee you have enough Botox you'll be smiling at your funeral. Sex was outrageous last night.

That was like in one minute.


I'm thinking I need to sleep with one eye open.
No. I really don't care for body art. There are tasteful and overly done ones. The tramp stamp is so common now that I almost expect it. Living at the beach I get an eyeful of them. A little rose on the shoulder or butt is tasteful in my view but I just can't imagine permanent ink on the face and neck to be a good decision. You can get away with it at twenty but what will it look like on a 60 year old?
Wow. This hits home for me. A couple years ago I had an affair with my secretary that turned weird. She was asking if her husband could watch. That triggered a guilt response in me that made me want to confess to my wife. Probably not a great idea. But... I confessed. I still loved my wife dearly but I guess I should have gone to a priest for absolution. The result was she didn't get mad (bad sign) but she did get even. She went out a revenge fucked five guys. (Later I found out it was all at once not one at a time.) Anyway, after a year apart we realized a couple things. We still loved each other but we also liked the company of others occasionally. We went to a lifestyle therapist and are now remarried in an open relationship. We now communicate better and since there is nothing to hide the trust factor is much improved.
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Ok boys, fake or real?




Real! But I cheat. I fondle them daily. Lol.
Yes, my wife. She joined lush when I wasn't watching and then friended me. Still didn't know until she submitted a story of our life. Shit! Talking about exposed... She pretty much does what she wants anyway.
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Pfffftttt!! ...and you told me you loved me! I'm crushed!


I change my answer. It is definitely Bethany. My wife won't mind. She loves you too.