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ChuckEPoo
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male
0 miles · Oxnard
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Chuckanator
I remember as a kid we drank from the garden hose. Got into fights. Learned to make up. No video games or Internet. We played baseball in the park, and tackle football (horrors). We stayed out and played until the street lights came on. I don't remember locking the front door ever. "Sick" meant illness, and "gay" was happy.
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Quote by Smoocher
Wouldn't that kinda / sorta depend on who the ass belongs to... and literally or figuretively ...??
Very true. Ass kissers in the bedroom are not bad. It's the business ones that are obnoxious. I should have clarified. So to stay on thread, I'll say it is impossible to kiss your OWN ass.
thanks! I call it the gift that keeps on giving.
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Quote by kiera
LOL @ Sprite.
I am going to do this one again, but only because I just tried it again and failed miserablyas it's impossible and I know Sprite will try again as will you all as you will want to be the only person who can.
It is impossible to lick your own elbow.
True! The people trying to lick their elbow don't bother me as much as those trying to kiss ass.
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Quote by kiera
Yes it could.
If he was into all that wearing a nappy kinda thing and wanted me to breast feed him
To each their own I guess but who needs a sexual partner who has mummy issues like that? Breast is best people and clearly bottle feeding has detrimental effects.
Here is one I took of SJ few weeks ago
Carol says that when I'm sick, I'm like a big baby. And I admit I'm a big titty sucker. Live long enough and we all end up in diapers. Lol.
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Quote by BethanyFrasier
For me, fantasy doesn't deliver unless it's something that is actually within the realm of possibility. I can never fantasize about sex with celebrities, for instance, because it's not something that could ever realistically happen to me. So usually, at some point, I will try to make a fantasy actually happen, because I'm very curious about new experiences.
Couples face a big dilemma when their sexual curiosities don't match up. They either wind up divorced, or one or the other of them remains quietly frustrated sexually, and either satisfy themselves as best they can within their secret fantasies, or they go out on their own, and cheat. Our experiment in swinging gradually evolved into me becoming a 'hotwife', and although I've tried a few things with my other-lovers that my boyfriend would not be interested in trying, he never tries to stop me from experimenting. The funny thing is that after all the kinky things I've dabbled in, I've discovered I'm really pretty vanilla in my sexual preferences, and I'm running out of things I haven't already tried.
Ditto. Your experience is our experience. Except we both dabbled in infidelity until we discovered we shared mutual fantasies. Plus a year apart cemented our love for one another. Now we live open but honest and sharing my new adventures together. I so much agree that the deception of cheating will destroy most relationships. Like you, we've tried some things that will remain one time only experiments. (Like DP) she will never try it again. I respect that. Check it off the list as "done it" and "never again."
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Quote by miniman44
Only eleven years,but her body looked and felt younger.Now I'm older than she was when she died in my arms.
Oh my. This is so sad yet beautiful at same time. That is how I want to go, in the arms of my love.
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Quote by Milik_the_Red
I kind of feel like I have to consider this when I write. I think both genders prefer to read stories from a woman's view, for different reasons of course. I'm no different really.
When I write, I do my best to remember that and to provide imagery and emotion that might appeal to both. I think I do well for the most part. Sometimes I wonder though, how much of the fantasy is dampened for the reader just knowing I'm a man writing it?
That's something I'll probably never really know.
I agree. But for me it is easier to write from a mans perspective for the sole reason I'm male. It seems every time I try to write from a woman's pov, I fail miserably. I'm not one of those men foolish enough to think women reason as men. I believe women pick up details that men totally miss. Point in fact. Carol and I were driving down the PCH in Malibu and she saw details about things I totally missed. I'm myopic whereas she's panoramic.
Going shopping is another thing. I hunt she shops. If I need a pair of trousers I stalk my prey in first shop I go into, bag it (buy it). Hut completed. She will look and look, wander all over mall, compare prices. Try on a dozen things and buy nothing. Then says it was a good day shopping. I think I'd be infuriated if I came home empty handed. I could have watched two games in that time.
So yeah, male perspective easier for me.
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Quote by hollybush
For privacy concerns, I don't want to leave a record that I'm writing erotic stories. I also don't want my family to stumble upon my stories on my computer by accident. So with that in mind, what are good places to edit and save your stories?
I thought about Google docs but that's linked to my google account. I could create another one but it's so much work and I'll use that as the last resort.
Lushstories doesn't have a 'Save Drafts' feature, correct?
Anyway, any recommendation is welcome!
Save them on a flash drive.
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Yup. In fact I planned it like five times before I actually had the guts to make my move. I remember she said, "What took to so long." So I fumbled my way though the whole fifteen minute encounter. I remember I looked down to confirm I was actually in a pussy. Lol.
A few months later my older (30) neighbor and mother of two became my mentor, teaching me the ways of love. A very special time of my life. The greatest thing I learned is that if I make it all about her, the reward is beyond comparison.
A few months later my older (30) neighbor and mother of two became my mentor, teaching me the ways of love. A very special time of my life. The greatest thing I learned is that if I make it all about her, the reward is beyond comparison.
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Quote by alpha2moms
English was never my favorite class, but I wanted to slowly tell some of my experiences and now wish I was a better student. I've since discovered you really can't teach an old dog new tricks.
I pounded out a short story and was wondering if you would help me get it published in here?
There sre several people that can help. I do it for some but I have a tendency to rewrite too much. I have someone edit my work also. Bethany Fraiser.
It is good to have another person do a final edit after you've done your own.
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Quote by ChuckEPoo
I applaud you. My first fatal ex was a conniving gold digging whore. My second wife was sweet and caring and loyal. We are still best friends and who knows maybe we will get past our problems and reconcile some day.
Well... Since I wrote this we are back together where we belong.
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Quote by Buz
There is a shockingly high number of women who like to hit on married men. If I go to a bar, usually a sports bar to watch a game with buddies and yeah, there's usually a lot of women there, it's like my wedding band is some kind of beacon that attracts women. Most do not take no for an answer on their first attempt, they keep trying then act offended when they finally figure out that my no really means no.
I've never moved on a married woman myself, but have seen guys that do. Most guys I know wouldn't.
Yup. I agree. I don't hit on married women but my wife is hit on constantly. In all honesty she's a real flirt.
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Quote by nicola
I was leafing through some profiles this afternoon, like you do, and couldn't believe some of the viewing figures.
34 people have over 100K unique pageviews.
That's more than Wembley Stadium, and all Superbowl Venues. Not quite up to Glastonbury standards, but not bad for an erotic story site!
A huge congratulations to those who've hit the 100K milestone. =d>
Getting back on thread, thanks for the video. I don't think I'll ever hit a hundred thousand views, but I'm applauding all that have.
