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CleverFox
3 weeks ago
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Quote by Mazza
Get tae fuck
Away an fuck yersel, ya cunty bawed basturt
Get it right up ye
Oh Maz Za, there is something about a women swearing with a Scottish accent that turns me on.
I had a Ukrainian girlfriend that told me in the USSR the insult used was "Go fuck your mother!" I can't remember the actual words in Russian.
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Quote by sprite
ha! seriously? here's how it works - Doll gets half, i get half, you get the pleasure of paying to see us. questions?
I have no problem with that as long as you are talking that you get half of the net profits and Doll gets the other half if the net profits.
(I am grinning evilly because nobody should ever make a deal on the net profit. I can make a killing on the gross and leave nothing for net. (To be perfectly honest I would never do anything so dishonest to anybody, especially a friend. I couldn't look at myself in the mirror. ))
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Quote by WellMadeMale
Pfft... youth ~
You are all obviously rookies.
Anyone over the age of 39 knows that for the best hygiene, one is supposed to defecate during the morning shower...and stomp any particulate matter that won't dissolve in the scalding, high pressure shower spray - down the drain with your heel.
Never with the ball of your foot. The heel!
I am almost embarrassed that I must keep educating such a sizable chunk of the Lush population about matters such as this.
Anyone who wishes to thank me for this and all future insights may donate a year long Gold subscription to a friend of your choosing.
What I really want to know is what you ladies do about those annoyingly persistent Tiny.Cotton.Balls...
WMM, you are such a hillbilly, ROFL.
As a scientist I would usually propose a double blind experiment to find out whether folding or scrunching works better but I am not touching this with a 10 foot pole.
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Wow, I just did the math and there are a lot of Leo's out there. Approximately 1/12 of the population are Leo's.
By the way, did you know 40% of all sick days taken are on Mondays and Fridays? Aren't people amazingly lazy?
Hey Sprite, if you and Dancing Doll are going to have a pillow that degenerates into the two of you wrestling, can I sell tickets and popcorn? I promise to give the two of you 10% each of the net profits.
By the way, did you know 40% of all sick days taken are on Mondays and Fridays? Aren't people amazingly lazy?
Hey Sprite, if you and Dancing Doll are going to have a pillow that degenerates into the two of you wrestling, can I sell tickets and popcorn? I promise to give the two of you 10% each of the net profits.
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I have thought about posting my actual picture but then I looked at some of the stories that I wrote and putting my picture on them didn't seem like such a great idea.
I use a cartoon avatar that I thinks represents my personality more than my actual looks. I do have to mention that I am a red head that likes to fence.
This thread reminds me of the movie "Surrogates" with Bruce Willis.
I use a cartoon avatar that I thinks represents my personality more than my actual looks. I do have to mention that I am a red head that likes to fence.
This thread reminds me of the movie "Surrogates" with Bruce Willis.
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Quote by Jack_42
Someone compiles all news items and decides what we will have access to and always from one viewpoint or another. Consequently and also through experience of lying charlatans such as politicians I have a deep distrust of most media presented items. I also have an inconvenient long memory and this helps to consolidate my attitude. I wouldn't be surprised if this paragon of unbiased presentation and virtue didn't have some nasty skeleton clanking around in the closet. I feel there is a possible degree of hypocrisy when devotees of a site dedicated to sex points fingers at celebrity indulgences.
Sprite, I think Jack_42 is trying to say that John Stewart is just as bad as any other media news source. I have to respectfully disagree with that sentiment because John Stewart is a satirist and a comedian. He is not really a journalist or is The Daily Show really news. If he is biased we should remember that it is comedy not news.
It is sad when you do get better news from satire than the real media outlets but then at the heart of every great comedy is a tragedy.
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I have never heard of Marmite. I have heard of Vegimite but I have never had a chance to try it. If I ever get the chance I will try either one. I am always up to try new foods.
I have never cared all that much for baked beans because of the texture and the sweetness. If I ever get the the UK I will have to try baked beans there.
Seeing how the people that have tried both Marmite and Vegimite seem to react, it makes me think how most people in the USA react if they are asked if they prefer Pespi or Coke.
I have never cared all that much for baked beans because of the texture and the sweetness. If I ever get the the UK I will have to try baked beans there.
Seeing how the people that have tried both Marmite and Vegimite seem to react, it makes me think how most people in the USA react if they are asked if they prefer Pespi or Coke.
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I don't like the way the task bar scrolls on my iPhone. Every time I want to go to the home page I need to enlarge the bar so I can hit "Home" but then the left side of the task bar gets pushed off the screen. The same thing happens with Friends and Messeges icons on the right side of the screen. So I have to try to push the tiny buttons and I always miss and get the wrong icon.
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I am a physicist. I have a bachelor degree in Physics from Kent State University.(Yes, that Kent State.)
Gravity does bend space/time but it takes a very strong gravitational field before we will notice anything. The strongest gravitational field in our solar system(the Sun) barely bends space/time enough so that experimental physicists were able to confirm Einstien's General Theory of Relativity.
Gravity bending space/time has nothing to do with why the Earth is a sphere.
If I had a chalkboard I could graphically explain Special Reletivity and General Reletivity to you and you would understand it. You might need me to explain it to you again but you would see the basic concepts.
Gravity does bend space/time but it takes a very strong gravitational field before we will notice anything. The strongest gravitational field in our solar system(the Sun) barely bends space/time enough so that experimental physicists were able to confirm Einstien's General Theory of Relativity.
Gravity bending space/time has nothing to do with why the Earth is a sphere.
If I had a chalkboard I could graphically explain Special Reletivity and General Reletivity to you and you would understand it. You might need me to explain it to you again but you would see the basic concepts.
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Quote by DanielleX
OK my next question in this category is, 'Why is the Earth a sphere and not a shapeless lump of rock?'
Apparently it's something to do with space and time and Einstein? Can anyone explain this in layman's terms? I asked my friend Ashlie who's the clevererest person I know and it was just gobblydegook. How does space and time make the Earth into a sphere? I've been drinking wine, so now might not be the best time...
The Earth is a sphere because a sphere is the shape that has the lowest surface area to volume ratio of any shape. Fluids(this means liquids and gasses)always assume the shape of the lowest possible surface area to volume ratio possible in zero gravity. Think of water droplets in the a international Space Station. They are always round. Rain drops would be round but they are deformed by air resistance as they fall.
Now when the Earth was molten, the gravitational pull of the Earth tried to pull the Earth into the smallest point possible. This would make the Earth form a sphere. Anytime a part of the Earth slipped out of the spherical shape then the Earth's own gravity would pull that part back into place even after the Earth cooled.
This has nothing to do with space/time or any of Einsteins theory's of Relativity.
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Feedback is like a driven and under dampened oscillator.
What this means is imagine you have a microphone that is hooked to an amplifying speaker. Any little sound that is picked up by the microphone is the amplified by the speaker. If that microphone is placed in front of the speaker the noise is picked up by the microphone and amplified and then picked up by the microphone and amplified....... Ad infinitum. So the sound keeps getting louder and louder, this is positive feed back.
This is what happens when somebody on a telephone talking to a radio station with that station playing in the background does. The noise is looped and amplified.
I hope that helps.
What this means is imagine you have a microphone that is hooked to an amplifying speaker. Any little sound that is picked up by the microphone is the amplified by the speaker. If that microphone is placed in front of the speaker the noise is picked up by the microphone and amplified and then picked up by the microphone and amplified....... Ad infinitum. So the sound keeps getting louder and louder, this is positive feed back.
This is what happens when somebody on a telephone talking to a radio station with that station playing in the background does. The noise is looped and amplified.
I hope that helps.
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Quote by naughtyannie
I think you'll find that when most girls get to talking about their boy-friends together, there's not much bragging goes on. Sorry guys, but your egos would soon get a kicking if you could hear some of the things that get said ;)
To be very honest Annie, this sort of thing goes both ways. When I am with my guy friends and we are talking about girlfriends and wives it can be more of a complaint session.
But you know what the guys do after they are finished bitching? They go back to their wives and girlfriends.
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Yeah DoctorLove, I am sure when the women have their all girl slumber parties, after they are dressed in their sexiest undies and sleepwear, after the pillow fight that leads to the full lesbian orgy that they then each start bragging about the humongous tool possessed by their male lover.
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Quote by doctorlove
This is what you do, both of you need to get naked and when he feels the urgh to pee, put a strap-on on and stand behind him putting the strap-on up his ass while standing. The next thing is to reach around and grab his cock and tell him to start peeing. Let me know how this goes.....
Somehow I imagine urine all over the bathroom.
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Quote by elitfromnorth
Why not leave them to it? Question for the girls; Would you really want to mingle with the type of crowd that would shun you and rather you go somewhere else, unless it's for being an IRL troll of course...
That said, I'm not a fan of them at all. The only reason I'd go to one would be curiosity to see what kind of people actually stay in these places.
In essence I agree with you Elit but I still go back to my original post of why would somebody start a business that is so dependent on repete clientele and then exclude half of its possible clientele because they don't have a penis? Talk about planning to fail!
Sure the bar may have started over a century ago with a viable business model but I doubt that would work today. McSorley's would have had to start admitting women or it would have gone out of business.