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26 Feb 2012

Quote by naughtyannie
Yes! Anything could happen...

I'm still working out how to hack into CumGirl's profile and replace her avatar with a picture of a dead fish lol!

Well I do have a certain aromatic presence, annie

But I do think describing it as a dead fish, is a little harsh ...

And I do absolutely adore the way I smell, the way I taste, the feel of my juices on my lips, the smell cloying my nostrils as I place my cum dripping fingers in my damp, panting mouth ...

And perhaps there is something reminiscent of the sea about it

But I've always enjoyed its absolute freshness and constant availability

Quite delicious

http://www.lushstories.com/cumgirl

26 Feb 2012

Quote by vanessahearts
And here i was thinking i had a chance lol oh well maybe I'll at least place 3rd in march.

Congrats to cumgirl in advance lol

Well it is lovely to be the anointed one, but I really haven't won anything vanessa

And unless you have access to figures that I don't, then I cant see why you should think that I will win

So come on little vanessa, this competition isn't over yet

So pick your chin up, put your best foot forward and see what you can do

Because there are still 3 days to go

http://www.lushstories.com/cumgirl

26 Feb 2012

BDSM and unimaginable dripping wetness x

26 Feb 2012

Quote by Bad_4You
Okay, so help me out here...
Is 12 views for the month good or bad???

Oh, I do think that puts you in the running, Bad_4You

And you've titivated me enough to pop by and visit

So that makes 13

And soon the views will be flooding in

blows kiss

http://www.lushstories.com/cumgirl

And you have had 22,462 views, so somebody must love you xxx

26 Feb 2012

tea and biscuits

26 Feb 2012

And because I have been a little behind on my picture posting recently I am going to get myself back up to date by posting a new pic every hour for the rest of the day

And I do have some quite delicious ones to share ...

Quite yummy indeed ...

http://www.lushstories.com/cumgirl

26 Feb 2012

well I am struggling to get out of bed

and it is 1.00pm already

so I'm still in my bed attire, which is ...

Earings xxx

26 Feb 2012

I ban spearone for typing "sendual" on the One Word thread ... which I'm sure isn't a real word x

26 Feb 2012

Cream and Scones

26 Feb 2012

Oh he looks cute ...

Butterfly kisses all down his rippling stomach xxx

26 Feb 2012

Ohhh ... he has a hat ... so ...

Yes, Yes, Yes xxx

Because I really am a sucker for a nice bit of millinery

And interestingly I have just found out that the word milliner is derived from Milan ... because the Milanese were famous for their hat making skills

Just look at how informative I am x

And I'm not sure what has happened to your pic post on my profile, leartiste, but you might wish to have another go x

26 Feb 2012

For the 4 ibuprofen I've consumed to start doing something about this throbbing head of mine x

26 Feb 2012

A bottle of Bordeaux, a perspicacious discussion, then well ...

Once I'm a little tipsy, who knows; almost anything could happen ...

And most probably will x

26 Feb 2012

And so adorably geeky cute ...

Fuck, Fuck and Fuck until the lenses of her glasses are as steam sheened and dripping wet as her gorgeous body x

26 Feb 2012

She is a devious jezebelle with a pretty pink bunny ... all of which is most delightful, so ...

Yes x

26 Feb 2012

Quote by loud_bkr
I have a special guest on my profile......

Well I'm not sure I know who she is, loud_bkr, but I'm getting a little nauseous just watching her jiggle

Though the few too many bottles of beer I consumed last night might also be partly responsible for that

And if it is breasts you wish to ogle, I do believe you will find an incomparable selection

Here ...

http://www.lushstories.com/cumgirl

26 Feb 2012

Quote by NightFox
If I win, I will put up Nude pictures of myself,

and a close up of my wet, throbbing, Kitty

Hehhehehe

Et tu adorable little nighfox

I spend three evenings imbibing fermented, golden hops and barley and you think you can steal the Attention Whore tiara from my grasping fingers

Such treachery

Though nude pictures and the prospect of being able to drool over your wet, throbbing kitty is beyond tempting

So maybe I shall make a few secret little visits to your profile just to help you along

Mmmmmm

http://www.lushstories.com/cumgirl

25 Feb 2012

Quote by LittleBambi
I love how this competition has ridiculously increased the amount of friendship requests I've been getting.

If anyone reading this is seeing me as another person to try and get a view off of... it isn't going to happen. I don't click on the usernames of people who send me unsolicited friend requests, please don't waste your own or my time.

With that out of the way, good luck all.

I couldn't agree more LittleBambi but sadly this is no longer a competition of wit and eroticism ...

Unfortunately it has become one of Friends Requests and Profile Posts ...

Gone is the rapier and out is the cudgel ...

And may the best cudgeler (yes, I know it probably isn't a real word) ...

Win

http://www.lushstories.com/cumgirl

25 Feb 2012

Quote by kirawildgirl
Um... two nights ago. I was soooo naughty.

And Papaya, all the sexy babes and wild stories aren't exciting enough? Oh dear! I really recommend Cumgirl's writings. It's incredibly skilled and unbelievably erotic.

Oh kira, you are too kind ...

Wriggling and squeezing beneath your pretty compliment xxx

25 Feb 2012

Quote by jj123
Yea I know trying

Well I have just got back from the front lines and I have to tell you it is getting most competitive out there, jj

Most competitive indeed ...

And I really should announce that today's real life story ... Learning to Cum ... is finally available to read.

So do pop by and lose yourself amongst all those pretty words and glorious BDSM sex.

And it can be found ... as always ... here

http://www.lushstories.com/cumgirl

24 Feb 2012

Quote by naughtyannie
I really thought I stood a chance - but I think I need lessons in attention whoring from you girls lol! keep up the good work!

Such defeatest talk ... it is unbearable ... though quite why I am giving the opposition pep talks I dont know ...

Today you are a Featured Lushie which will have got your profile view counter ticking along quite nicely indeed ...

And look at the last published numbers ...

cumgirl 10,105

naughtyannie 9,997

sprite 9,430

2nd and only a cat's whisker dividing any of us ...

And we all know what AngelSlut achieved in a single day ...

So come on annie, get out there, get Attention Whoring, this covetted title can still be yours ...

http://www.lushstories.com/cumgirl

24 Feb 2012

Quote by sprite

umm... if you don't go look at my web page, cute kittens will cry? that's about all i have - really, i gave it a shot, but CG really just went the extra mile - if/when she ends up winning, she deserves it.

Are you a tamed shrew, little sprite?

Isn't it delightful that Shakespeare wrote BDSM, that we as authors get to follow in his footsteps ... though, to be honest, for all the fancy rhyming I do think he was a little light on the erotic detail ... not a mistake you are I am likely to make.

And certainly not a mistake I made in todays tale of D/s, squirting, bondage, butt plugs and orgasm control called Learning to Cum

And you didnt get to read it, little sprite, because magnificent1rascal, the lovely Maggie, moderated it today but you can always read it here

http://www.lushstories.com/cumgirl

24 Feb 2012

Quote by nicola

www.paypal.com - free to sign up and receive money. You don't need to give anyone your personal details, name, or anything, just an email address you've linked to it.

Or you can have the prize in the form of an Amazon Voucher, emailed?

It looks like a foregone conclusion unless Ms Sprite can pull a rabbit out of a hat!

I'm sorry but the date on my laptop says 24 February which means there is another 5 days to go

And given that AngelSlut managed over 2,900 views in a single day, this competition is far from over

So I have already arranged to have 29 February as a day off work so that I might spend the final hours canvassing ... shaking appendages, pressing up against hot flesh, kissing sweet little babygirls ... in fact whatever it takes because I am an ...

Attention Seeking Whore

http://www.lushstories.com/cumgirl

24 Feb 2012

Quote by jj123
This play is making me Smile It is so much fun.

"All the world's a stage, And all the men and women merely players."

And it would be so nice if the play was "The Taming of the Shrew"

But it does feel much more "A Comedy of Errors"

http://www.lushstories.com/cumgirl

24 Feb 2012

Quote by nicola
What's you paypal email address CG? lol.

I really have no idea what one of these is ...

But, if it is a nice bribe that you need, nicola ... which is something I am completely open to providing ...

Because winning is far more important than the manner in which it is achieved ...

Then I am more of a used notes in a brown envelope, left behind a park bench type of girl ...

How does that sound to you?

http://www.lushstories.com/cumgirl

24 Feb 2012

Quote by sprite

i was just trying to make Nicola smile cause she's wonderful and sweet.

Oh that is clever, little sprite, and so very tricksy ...

The George Bush approach to winning Florida transferred to the Attention Whore Competition.

Now why didn't I think of that?

And no doubt you've been bringing Nicola a juicy little apple every day and leaving it on her desk.

Such a smart little sprite.

http://www.lushstories.com/cumgirl

24 Feb 2012

Quote by jj123
nicola Can you post the top 20 so we all can see who is ON TOP I so want CG to be ON TOP of me LOL

Oh aren't you just the sweetest, jj

blows kiss

And I couldn't agree more ...

Because my independent polling is showing an extremely tight race with AngelSlut narrowly ahead, NaughtyAnnie making a strong surge up into 2nd and Sprite dropping off the pace slightly back in 5th ...

But it does have a +/- 5% margin of error so it could be wildly inaccurate

http://www.lushstories.com/cumgirl

Oh and we do need to know exactly when the 29th finishes ... which time zone ... because I will be canvassing for votes right up until the final minute

http://www.lushstories.com/cumgirl

24 Feb 2012

Quote by nicola

My god, I hadn't scrolled down that far!

You guys are taking this waaaaay too seriously!

"too seriously"

looks aghast

How could we possibly be taking it "too seriously"?

This is THE covetted February Attention Whore Contest ... complete with a crown and a cash prize.

It is waaaaay more important and a damn sight more interesting than the Republican Presidential Nominee Contest is ever going to be.

"too seriously"

shakes head in disbelief

http://www.lushstories.com/cumgirl

24 Feb 2012

Quote by nicola
My god, I thought you were joking! lol

You deleted it ... giggles

That is so, so unfair ... pouts

And your page is absolutely plastered with little sprite marketing tricks ...

Unfair !!!

Fix !!!

I demand a recount ... smiles

http://www.lushstories.com/cumgirl

24 Feb 2012

Quote by jj123
CG you are going to be the whore this month. Such a great avatar and banner

Oh, i do hope not, jj ...

Because I've bet $100 on AngelSlut to win and managed to get odds of 3 to 1 ...

Which will be a very nice little earner indeed ...

And I do love your new avatar ...

So very ... YOU

http://www.lushstories.com/cumgirl