Finish cleaning SirSpanks hardness ... it still has a lot of spunk in it he doesnt need x
In bed ... Nada, nothing, zilch, zero, naked, nude, unattired x
Auditioned for the part of Elastagirl in The Incredibles
Now, have we discussed the joy of enemas, Bill? x
Darling, if you're expecting payment you're gonna have to do way better than that x
Hug, kiss, build her a yurt down the bottom of the garden x
Get him to cough whilst I keep a tight grip on his balls ...
Well, you've got to know whether their healthy before you start with them x
Is the Pope Catholic? Is Rome in Italy? Is gina fabulous?
Yes, Yes, Yes
Xxx
how absolutely delightful x
And what would be so wrong, poizenivy ... I have a vision: lines and lines of peacock feather shaking butts ... sort of a Busby Berkeley musical routine but with feather filled arses.
Delightful x
And you would look perfectly delightful like that x
Peacock feather ... bent over ... really there is only one option !!!
And then stand back and watch him "Shake His Tail Feather"
dress him in a yummy leprechaun outfit
Well I'm a sucker for an anime character, so
Fuck
And maybe if were really lucky one of those multitentacle things will turn up to give us a helping tentacle or two x
ruling the world
... said whilst cackling manically and starring wild eyed into nothingness
How about Kari Byron, jen? Wouldn't you like Kari Byron as breakfast in bed? xxx
A wonderfully obedient little pet to eat it off x
Sit in front of her, thighs spread so unbelievably wide so that she could admire my pearl string panties as I gently caressed them back and forth and watched her drool x
