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CuriousAnnie
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A Toast to Two F-Annies
One Annie is more than Curious
The other quite luxurious
In committing her Naughty little plans.
But both do quite amaze
For their talents really blaze,
They both delight and titillate their fans.
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Curious says she bi-
And she’s more than meets the eye,
She always leaves us panting hard for more.
Her co-authors always rave,
Her fans all say they crave
Her stories; we all know that they won’t bore.
She comes from way Down Under
And her stories say she’ll plunder
Toothsome ladies, and their pussies, by the score.
Like her lovely trio crew
Who all know just what to do
When Annie stimulates them to the core.
She gives out E-D care
With accomplished medical flair
Plus love, and smiles, and always so much more.
It is now her natal anniversaire
We will all rush up to praise her,
And wish her many, many happy more!
~~~
As for Naughty, she’s like her name,
And exposure brings her fame,
And photos of her goodies line the site.
She writes with filth and humour,
Promotes illicit rumour
‘Bout horizontal dancing in the night.
Naughty teases as she pleases,
And recounts orgasmic sneezes,
Puts the fun in fucking’s exalted flight.
We’d all be less without her,
Yet, we all would love to scout her
Body, which we know she’d allow without a fight.
For that body gives her pleasure,
Especially that cunny treasure,
And the clitty that she likes to set alight.
~~~
So, happy birthday, ladies fair,
We adore your writing flair!
Congratulations two belles, both Annes!
Happy Birthday, Annies!
Thanks so much James, this is gorgeous. so appreciate this and all the birthday wishes. Special thanks to Grusha for setting this page up. Half way through my 23rd while the naughty ones is only starting hers. I so appreciate all the good wishes and kisses for my birthday.
Annie (Curious not Naughty)
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Afternoon all, I will take a 
this Tuesday afternoon, well not just any Tuesday, for March the 23rd in a auspicious day for Annies.
Yes, for both the naughty one and curious one, were born on this day, though not is the same year ... anyone referring to me as old Annie gets 
Special thanks to James for his wonderful poem posted in the Occasions Forum under a Festival of Annies
Drinks on me, and on behalf of the birthday Annies
this Tuesday afternoon, well not just any Tuesday, for March the 23rd in a auspicious day for Annies. Yes, for both the naughty one and curious one, were born on this day, though not is the same year ... anyone referring to me as old Annie gets Special thanks to James for his wonderful poem posted in the Occasions Forum under a Festival of Annies Drinks on me, and on behalf of the birthday Annies 
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Happy Birthday Bill 
Hope you have a great day, as befits the best barkeeper in the virtual universe. All is good down under, not quite as hot and humid this week, heavy rain which I guess is the first sign of autumn on the way.
Hope all is goes well with you, hugs to those who need them, especially Kimmi and Michelle.
I would tell you about my writing, but I am becalmed. It of course doesn't help having three stories on the go at the same time. I will take a
this Thursday evening. And a little Missy Higgins for you, she is just fabulous, not that I am sure how well known she is internationally
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Well done to all the poets who entered; as always, there were so much wonderful writing both within and outside the top ten. Congratulations to those in the top ten, your poems were all fabulous.
Special congrats to Tam Elliot and Liz, great poems from three fabulous writers.
Thanks to Nicola and all those who organised and judged this competition. Loved being part of this, my fifteenth competition in a row.
Special congrats to Tam Elliot and Liz, great poems from three fabulous writers.
Thanks to Nicola and all those who organised and judged this competition. Loved being part of this, my fifteenth competition in a row.
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Evening all, TGIF tomorrow.
I will take a to end the day.
Take care Kimmi, know there are so many people who care about you here.
And I so agree about the competitions, writing is fun, and is to be enjoyed. Every story in every competition is a credit to the author. Be proud all of us.
I will take a
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Hi sweet Rumpies
Anyways, I am taking a little break... few days or week or whatever it needs to be. My getaway didn't help but just made me realize how much better I could feel if I could learn to deal with stresses in my life. So, gonna try to unplug and figure out my job situation and other crap. I will catch up on y'all's great writing when I can.
The comp results should post soon, probably while I am away. Good luck to all! Find something to be happy about if not in Top Ten or whatever ... maybe a new reader found you or a fav author left a nice comment or you received a lot of reads or your mate loved your poem. Be proud of yourself for having guts to enter!
Take care Kimmi, know there are so many people who care about you here.
And I so agree about the competitions, writing is fun, and is to be enjoyed. Every story in every competition is a credit to the author. Be proud all of us.
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I like it to be honest, it adds to the feeling of the story and characterization. I will happily use google if I don't know the word, indeed I love writers like Tam and Wannabewordsworth when they introduce me to new words. And I do like it when French-Canadians like Chris put some French into their stories.
Mind you some have suggested that even my English is well, lets just say a bit foreign. Besotted, bush (as in forest wilderness,) doona for instance; rooting and pashing too. Sometimes I am not even aware how regional some of my expressions are lol. And I really appreciate that Lush doesn't like other sites enforce a consistency in spelling, I always use humour and arse and never humor and ass.
I used a couple of words of New Zealand Maori in Starting Over, which which seemed to work for readers; that or else Laura was the only reader who got it and everyone else was too polite to say. Sometimes there are even trans-Atlantic differences, some Europeans didn't really know the word zucchini which featured in my Zucchini and the art of Environmental Maintenance, being used to saying courgette for that vegetable.
Mind you some have suggested that even my English is well, lets just say a bit foreign. Besotted, bush (as in forest wilderness,) doona for instance; rooting and pashing too. Sometimes I am not even aware how regional some of my expressions are lol. And I really appreciate that Lush doesn't like other sites enforce a consistency in spelling, I always use humour and arse and never humor and ass.
I used a couple of words of New Zealand Maori in Starting Over, which which seemed to work for readers; that or else Laura was the only reader who got it and everyone else was too polite to say. Sometimes there are even trans-Atlantic differences, some Europeans didn't really know the word zucchini which featured in my Zucchini and the art of Environmental Maintenance, being used to saying courgette for that vegetable.
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Quote by TerriMedicFriends I need a big favor and I need it fast.
Our own sweet cuddly Dani (AKA Caring Bitch) has a family emegency and needs to go to Spain first thing tomorrow. She is the reason I walked in the door and met all you nice folkd.
She had gone by the time I found her profile.
Hugs Terri, a wonderful poem for a wonderful poet. I loved Dani's competition poem. I am sure she will be back.
Summer music, as we slowly fade into autumn, here is one summer song I love
It is warm this Saturday afternoon and I will take a
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Good Morning All
AND we have the sexy sexy Annie I vote for a WeekEnd of Beach tunes hint HINT Annie
There was Olivia Newton-John and Summer Nights, I know she is an Aussie but even so I couldnt do that to you. So instead ...
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Evening all, TGIF. Long week, but 
this weekend and the beach is calling.
Hope you all are safe and well. Do check out Susie's latest https://www.lushstories.com/stories/monster-sex/-sucker-.aspx
This isnt well known internationally, but I like this Australian song about summer.
this weekend and the beach is calling. Hope you all are safe and well. Do check out Susie's latest https://www.lushstories.com/stories/monster-sex/-sucker-.aspx
This isnt well known internationally, but I like this Australian song about summer.
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Lick that blood off the floor and I'll consider it, James.
Thanks everyone for your support. It means a lot. Also thank you for not spoiling anything in Rumps for those who've yet to read Blood Rite.
The Winged Insect is a really lovely, amazing person and a good friend of mine. She's also super new to Lush. Hey you, if you're lurking here, lol.
Also, I'm not usually one for poetry, but Susie's just published a very devious erotic poem aptly titled, Needy... and, well, I needed a change of clothes. I'll just leave it at that.
Evening all, Thursday done, TGIF tomorrow. I will take a
this warm summer evening.You are a gem, Violet write like a goddess and are as sweet as. I shall check out Winged Insect's story.
Susie's poem is fabulous, wonder why we both like it VV, go read my fellow bar flies.
Do read my and Hannah's story after you have swooned over Violet and Susie's, https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-stories/-cabin-fever-.aspx
Have a good Thursday, keep safe and well, catch you soon
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Evening, Rumps.
Been a while since I've stumbled in here punch drunk. Glad to see everyone doing relatively okay and still breathing.
@Xander, I hope you find what you're looking for. There are many people who get into non-sexual D/s relationships, but like most things, it can't be forced. Sending hugs your way.
Just wanted some tea. Don't care if it's decaf. I stopped caring about my sleep schedule about six months into Covid-19. Finally finished a monolith of a story that brushes right up against the site's 10,000 word limit so I'm in a bit of a celebratory mood (cue humble bragging). Just in the final editing phase now. I hope you all bloody read it when it's done and published.
Evening all;
Congrats Violet on getting that story done.
I will join you in an evening cuppa, to celebrate, and of course I will read it.
Carl, like James, I don't know why you're mourning, or whom, but I'll stand with you and pay my respects.
Hope you all in the chilly north are managing to keep warm, I am of course hot and sticky down under.
My nephew was a bit disgruntled that he (23 months and totally adorable) had to visit the doctor to get a sultana removed from his ear. When asked afterwards many many times where do sultanas go he always says "ear." All sultanas are now hidden in the households of his nearest and dearest.
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Evening all, summer officially ended yesterday, but it is still warm, a very pleasant 33 degrees C today. I shall take a to end my day.
My latest story co-written with Hannah (PalindromeRedux) is up https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-stories/-cabin-fever-.aspx
For those of you who remember our previous stories be advised that this one is darker and less humorous than those.
And congratulations to everyone who entered the poetry competition, excellent writing all round.
to end my day.My latest story co-written with Hannah (PalindromeRedux) is up https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-stories/-cabin-fever-.aspx
For those of you who remember our previous stories be advised that this one is darker and less humorous than those.
And congratulations to everyone who entered the poetry competition, excellent writing all round.
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Struts into the bar, blowing kisses as she gets to the bar.
Nothing like a strut to brighten the day.
Evening all, Thursday done and dusted and TGIF when I wake. Well summer holidays are done and this week has been a pain, back at work. Talking of work, do read Susie's latest story
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/medical/-youre-so-bold-.aspx
... fiction of course, to be sure nothing like that happens on the ward
Not sure why we have an Occupations category and a Medical category, seems like doubling up on doctors and nurses stories for me. Odd weather, after last year's drought and bushfires, this summer has been wet and humid. But come the end of February, the humidity reduces and the Indian summer beckons. It is my favourite time of year, especially as the sea is at its warmest. Enough of that, I am sure you in the frigid north don't want to know how hot I am down under.
Enjoying the poetry competition, the entries keep flooding in, and it is with relief that I note I have surrendered the title of writer of the longest poem to elliotlacey31. Do read his loosed arrow it is excellent. And thanks to all those who have read my weird little poem on poly tentacle love.
The muse has abandoned me somewhat this week, though there is a co-written story with Hannah (PalindromeRedux) in the works. Got to get a little more writing done. I will take a
before bed. Take care all and keep safe
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Evening, Rumps.
Thanks, Tonya, for the setup. I think I'll join you for some tea in a quiet corner.
Checks watch... Looks like I'm early, but I've just stopped by to give the officially awesome Kimmi a light birthday spanking.
Happy B-Day. Your present is the palm of my hand on your ass. My aim is never off.
Evening all, weren't you supposed to be writing Violet?
Oh I see, spanking break
; well then I will join you for 
And wait my turn to wish the awesome Kimmi writer extraordinaire a happy birthday
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Evening all, a warm balmy Friday evening here, though sadly my summer holiday is drawing to an end.
I will return to Sydney, tanned, refreshed, and relaxed which should last until about midday on Monday. Hope all is well and those in the north are keeping warm as well as safe.
Have only managed to read competition poems the last few days, and am so enjoying them, especially those from the Rump Regulars. I do appreciate those who have commented on my poly with tentacles love poem which I am quietly confident will be the most unusual poem in the competition, though Violet and Cumgirl do give it a run for its money. For the first time I have quite a few more comments than votes, not sure what that means.
I will take a to end my day and then head off to bed.
Well since it is summer holiday time perhaps another
I will return to Sydney, tanned, refreshed, and relaxed which should last until about midday on Monday. Hope all is well and those in the north are keeping warm as well as safe.
Have only managed to read competition poems the last few days, and am so enjoying them, especially those from the Rump Regulars. I do appreciate those who have commented on my poly with tentacles love poem which I am quietly confident will be the most unusual poem in the competition, though Violet and Cumgirl do give it a run for its money. For the first time I have quite a few more comments than votes, not sure what that means.
I will take a
to end my day and then head off to bed. Well since it is summer holiday time perhaps another
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just officially entered the v-day comp. also just verified CuriousAnnie's entry, which is a hoot. go read it.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/-loves-fourever-.aspx
Thanks so much Rach so liked waking up to this call out and the comments on my poem. I will get to yours and the others that have been published overnight later in the day.
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Rach, much as I loved your entry, I bags CuriousAnnie's entry as the Winner and Champeen!
I think the rest of us can go home now. She's got it. At least, if there is a Mod in Heaven…
That is so kind James, whether my humourous little take on polyamory is up there with the many wonderful poems it questionably, but I love the postitive feedback the poem has already received. It is so good to see how many entries there are including people for whom this is their first competition.
As for love stories as well as the ones mentioned do try Vanessa's summer of '88
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-stories/-summer-of-88-.aspx
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Annie, I've checked the Rumplations' rulebook under 'Decorum, and lack of the same' and discovered there's a reg that requires patrons to ONLY wear one-piece swimwear. Here's your beer, my dear. ;)
Anybody else want a drink or two?
Oh good, topless in just a bikini thong is consistent with the decorum rules.
Though I have still have a worry about what uncovered boobies will do to the heart rates of some of our patrons. Just as well I am a nurse and know about mouth to mouth resuscitation.
One last
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Morning, everyone!
BB has been de-sludged, saved for Carl and there's a semi-fresh pot of tea on the bar for our resident tea drinkers.
The mugs are semi-washed and the brownies are on an actual plate!
Tea, coffee, fine lickers, anyone?
Martin, I hope you get a nap later. Kimmi, glad you got some sleep and thanks for the reading recommendations!
It's really, truly snowing here which is a bit of a rarity. I'll grab a cup of Beetha's best brew and warm my fingers up!
Evening Curvy, and every one else I will take a
on this warm humid summer night. Snow, what is this snow you people keep referring too. Pleased not to have been kicked out of the bar for wearing my bikini, the right fashion choice for a day like this. Mind you, I did dress more appropriately when visiting the local zoo. And there was one little thing that was so very very gorgeous; born on Australia Day just under three weeks ago and so of course named Matilda:
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Hi all, forgive the lack of cheery wave today. Emotionally wiped. Thank You sweet, caring peeps for well wishes, prayers for me and my family. My son can't move much today, but has some good pain meds, so he says as long as he lies still, he's pretty comfy. We feel SO fortunate his accident wasn't worse. Nothing broken but Dr thinks he tore muscle in upper arm and shoulder. He's in a sling and cannot work. His girlfriend is very sore too, but sounded better today.
Please give me a rum and Coke... hold the Coke....as I need liquid courage to call insurance and tell them we've probably totalled another car. No doubt they will cancel my policy. But, trying not to worry. We are still thankful every day for a great many things...
Hugs to all!
So good to hear they are stable and improving Kimmi, sending you hugs from down under.
Saturday morning here, so make mine a coffee. Any rules about wearing a bikini in the bar?
My summer holiday is just so relaxing, swimming sunbathing and reading filling my day. Though I took to the golf course yesterday, the less said about that the better.
Actually struggling to finish my poem, so I am determined to focus on that. The muse took me in an unusual direction, well her and Violet's tentacle poem. Love and laughs is hard act to pull off in rhyming verse.
Fabulous poetry from the Lush regulars, do make sure you check them all out.
Take care, and for those of you in the north, do keep warm.
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Good morning all! And I've always said a Happy Witch is not as scary a Witch. Well, I've sometimes said that. OK, I've never said it before, but it makes sense to me.! Hi Michelle!
And hi Emma! I haven't seen you in a while, probably because of conflicting schedules, but it's good to see you now!
I can tell you for sure that the place was quite quiet this morning at around 4 .m., Toronto time. I couldn't sleep, so came in here to keep Terence company – as well as Coma and Tose.
BTW, folks, can we agree on how to spell Terence? He's getting annoyed at all the various mis-spellings, and an annoyed tarantula is NOT a good thing, OK?
I've been spelling it the same way I spell Terence Stamp's name when we correspond.
Have I got that right? Anyone? Bill? Help us out here.
Good evening James. I know I know, we are a strange lot down under; Tuesday is an hour away from being done and dusted and it was a hot summer's day here.
I will take a
to end the day. Hope everyone is safe and well. Going on a summer holiday tomorrow, can't wait, a place on the beach four hours drive south of Sydney, so a little away from the humidity.
Good to see so many new writers here and I am so enjoying the poetry in this competition. Making some progress on mine, but keep getting distracted. Maybe when I am on holidays I can get it done.
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Evening all, a warm and pleasant day down under.
Hugs for you Rachel, always here for you.
And to all the fine authors who grace this place with their presence.
It must be two years since I first dropped in here. The best virtual bar in the universe and a community for wannabe writers. The encouragement I got here really helped me write better, well at least I think I do. Great to see a new group having a drink here, at shout out to Kimmi, James Michelle Violet Bonnie and Emma too.
Now as for the poetry competition, I am finding it a struggle, I've actually started two completely different poems. Kind of driven by having done 14 competitions on the trot, but I'm not into the idea of dishing up rubbish in order to keep that streak going. So we will see.
Going to take a summer break at the beach later in the week, with schools back and the weather warm it should be gorgeous and quiet. Keep safe and well.
Hugs for you Rachel,
always here for you. And to all the fine authors who grace this place with their presence.
It must be two years since I first dropped in here. The best virtual bar in the universe and a community for wannabe writers. The encouragement I got here really helped me write better, well at least I think I do. Great to see a new group having a drink here, at shout out to Kimmi, James Michelle Violet Bonnie and Emma too.
Now as for the poetry competition, I am finding it a struggle, I've actually started two completely different poems. Kind of driven by having done 14 competitions on the trot, but I'm not into the idea of dishing up rubbish in order to keep that streak going. So we will see.
Going to take a summer break at the beach later in the week, with schools back and the weather warm it should be gorgeous and quiet. Keep safe and well.