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Evening all, December in one hour … officially the first day of summer 🌞😎👙

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Mehhhh.. I find it hard to take a world Cup in the winter seriously... and more importantly, given the appalling human rights record in Qatar where homosexuality is a crime which can be punishable by death, the less airtime they take up in my head, the better.

Somewhere (well here actually) Susie it’s summer during the World Cup. Australia takes the pitch against Denmark at 2am our time … and no I won’t be watching … himself will demand an audience with mama most likely before 7am.

The competition stories look great, I too have my top three (not mine of course, judging one’s own stories is way too hard) but this time there is bound to be debates about what Noir is.

Oh and Kimmi, there will be spanks for you for saying soccer is boring ⚽️. Bed time for me 💤

Happy Thanksgiving to you in the US ... and lots of hugs and support following the Colorado shooting.

Susie's story is great, as are a number of others; I have almost read all the competition stories but another one was submitted last night while I slept, so I shall catch up on that later.

Another lovely warm spring/summer day. Keep safe; and Kistin, I love the menu, yours not Miss Pixel's I mean.

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another added feature. anyone getting a platinum membership? a mod comes to your house and either bakes cookies or does your dishes.

Goodie, I'm platinum.

So if you rush now you can get a short (2-3 hour) flight from Seattle to LA this afternoon. Oh and on the plane you can amuse yourself by reading competition stories.

The Qantas (the most cost effective choice at $2000) flight leaves LA at 10:30 this evening your time. 15 hours later it will touch down in Sydney at 8:30 am ... you leave on a winter Tuesday and arrive on summer Thursday btw, the dateline captures your Wednesday and do remember your sunhat.

If you leave it a day you lose Thanksgiving!!

Get a cab and I'll see you with enough time for baking cookies for morning tea. In the interests of Himself learning to speak proper, you will, however, have to refer to them as biscuits and not cookies. ❤️

Saturday evening here. A hot dry day in Sydney, though many parts of Australia are flooded. The jacarandas are abloom So a little AC/DC to get the party started. And I'll have a beer to start.

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Love the crown. Love the stealth mode.

And I totally love the yellow colouring highlighting our stories.

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Above all, I would have wished that one or the other of our authors would have taken a look at the text before hastily submitting their story to the Noir Erotique competition... 😉

Just a small sample:

"Film noir is not a genre (...) It is not defined, as are the western and gangster genres, by conventions of setting and conflict, but rather by the more subtle qualities of tone and mood."

"There is a love of romantic narration. (...) the narration creates a mood of temps perdu: an irretrievable past, a predetermined fate and an all-enveloping hopelessness. (...) one can only take pleasure in reliving a doomed past."

This is in some ways the most interesting competition we have had in while, as means one has to form a view on what Erotic Noir is, which I found more challenging than say Summer Seduction or winter pictures or Timetravel or Horrorween.

For me I was guided by Jen's competition announcement: "We’re looking for sublimely erotic stories that fit into this genre, but don’t be afraid to mix it up and away from the ‘traditional’ hero/damsel in distress tropes, so long as the underlying elements remain." I enjoyed the quotes and wasn't off put by them being from movies as they, as written, were well written.

And also by my internet research summarised as follows:

The outsider: the noir protagonist is an outcast. Traditionally male, but a noir such as Mullholland Drive puts women firmly in the centre. A sense of alienation pervades their story. No Heroes: they may be central to the story, but the noir protagonist is no hero. However, we do empathise with our anti-hero and we want her to win, even though it won’t get her anywhere. Give your protagonist a glimmer of hope that they will succeed, this is what keeps them going and keeps the reader hoping along with them, only to have it torn away at the end.

Fatalism and Nihilism: hope has forsaken the world of noir. The world-weary noir protagonist is on a fatal path, due to a doom of their own making.

The Femme or Homme Fatale: the fatale brings sex and lust into the equation. The attractive stranger appears to be vulnerable or there to help the protagonist, but it turns out he’s just there to seduce and wrong-foot our anti-hero.

Creatures of the Night: noir fiction gets its name from a style of cinema created by European directors fleeing from WWII. They brought German expressionism to Hollywood – namely, extreme camera angles and high-contrast lighting, which cast angular shadows – to great cinematic effect. Hence, film noir is associated with the night, but Chinatown and Brick are both noir that bathe their characters in California sunshine.

First-person: we’re all familiar with the hardboiled narration of the noir detective – ‘If looks could kill, I’d have been laid out in the city morgue, right then. She was the kind of woman….’ That’s pretty terrible, but you get the idea. The first-person puts the reader right in the protagonist’s head, which adds to the claustrophobia you need to create for noir. It also allows you to play with the unreliable narrator technique.

The Mystery: as I’ve already said, you don’t need to have a private eye or a world-weary police officer investigating a murder, but these staples still work as an easy way to insert a mystery. Fargo subverts film noir by using a rural setting and making the detective a pregnant woman.

City Streets: some may argue that noir has to be in an urban setting, but the Cohen brothers (masters of neo-noir) prefer wide-angle shots of a rural setting for their characters, adding its own sense of alienation and desperation. And although noir is pure Americana, Scandi-noir authors, such as Stieg Larsson’s ‘The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo’ proves that you can take the genre to any setting and it will work.

Broken Noses: violence is an essential part of the noir tradition. It’s the symbolic darkness of the world made real. That’s just the way it is because life is shitty and noir is telling us how it really is.

No happy ending: did I mention the part about leaving hope at the door? Noir is the boulevard of broken dreams, so whatever happens, make sure the protagonist is no further ahead by the end. No sunsets, no kisses and definitely no wedding – this is noir, not Jane Austen.

Pared Back Prose: when it comes to noir fiction, keep your prose simple, direct and hard. Just get to the point and make it snappy.

The thrill of noir is the rush of moral forfeit and the abandonment to titillation. The social importance of noir is its grounding in the big themes of race, class, gender, and systemic corruption. The overarching and lasting appeal of noir is that it makes doom fun.

That and my contrarian nature meant I was quite comfortable setting mine in Australia and my anti-heroine being a butch lesbian ... also there is nothing like a play on words and butch/femme was something I couldn't resist: I'm particularly pleased by getting butch-fatale into my story.

This sentence was key for me: The social importance of noir is its grounding in the big themes of race, class, gender, and systemic corruption. And as a woman, and in a country where the deputy Queensland Police Commissioner resigned earlier in the year for using the term Vagina Whisperer, where issues of climate change and immigration are part of life, you can see what went through my mind.

How Noir is it and how good is it: well I'll leave that to the judges.

But I will say this, every story I've read (and I've read all but the last two submitted) I've enjoyed and so was consequently generous in my comments. They're different, but fascinating to see how others have approached this. Erotic noir isn't paint by numbers, its good to see how others approach a theme. Most importantly the 1950's had a whole different view about sexual explicitness in films and novels. Sexually on a site like this, you have to write way more explicitly than the update to The Postman Always Rings Twice (which in itself is 40 years old.)

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I pray you don't stumble upon my attempt at a neo-noir entry then. Not sure my fragile ego could cope with your expert analysis of my failings as an amateur author.

I am sure you will be fine, I loved your story (as always.) The dissection of the feelings when you kill someone was, for me, just excellent.

I do hope to see more entries and yes I have you in mind, Susie, Jake and Rachel ❤️

I can't resist this at a bit after seven on Wednesday evening:

Morning!! All ... well those who aren't blessed to be in your future.

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Lights On

Windows Open

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We didn't have any snow, indeed it was a very pleasant 27 degrees C.

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Bertha filled

Copper Tea Kettle filled too.

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Fresh mornings sweets placed on the side bar.

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Football News ... well I suppose the men's Australian Rugby codes are in Europe; rugby not going so well, rugby league into the final. As for the women, league is good, but New Zealand won the rugby world cup.

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The ancient jukebox has warmed up now, I leave Fuzzy to the tunes.

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As I pick up empties and placing on the bar for Bears removal: take care today while I'm sleeping

Miss Pixel should show more appreciation of your purrfect micro tail telling ... congrats; to think I thought my 50 stories a milestone, its people like you and Krystal and Susie and Kimmi who make me realize that I'm not that productive.

Miss Pixel may or may not be pleased to know that my mum is convinced that my baby pointing towards one of hers with his concurrent 'ca' sound is one of his first words ... meaning cat. His mother is sceptical, he can do dada, but so far not mama. I'll let Miss Pixel know when he can say: "Would you like a salmon treat?"

Afternoon all, sorry to hear about your loss James. And you are right Kat: more choice nowadays and more effectiveness in treatment. Hugs and lots of best wishes.

Think I am up to date on reading competition stories: an interesting field, quite different and all so good in their own way. Do check them out if you haven't already.

Talking about "own way," I'd recommend this vampire story Fuck my Vampire Life which is super clever, funny too. Just excellent writing.

It's 4:30, not to early for a G&T.

So Krystal, subsequently ... (oh by the way, the flowers? The stems too small perchance?) For me there was wake up sex and then the baby woke up ... but he's back asleep this evening. Byes

Evening all, hope your Saturday is a good as mine was, mind you the temperatures were in the high twenties which may not be happening in the other hemisphere. The New Zealand woman won the Rugby World Cup tonight.

I, of course, couldn't resist the Rump's Micro out break: mine Zucchini and the Art of Language Maintenance is a food porn tribute to VioletVixen. Take care and have a good weekend. Catch you soon, oh and do read the Noir stories including mine The Strangler Fig Pas de Deux

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Afternoon, Rumpies! wave

I'm conducting an experiment on Lush. 🤓

I've had several conversations with other authors about changes in story stats, types of stories getting the most reads, etc. I'm finishing a story tonight that is nothing but sex. No storyline. No character development. And I'll see what happens with reads, votes, comments. smile And then I'll go back to publishing what I want. 🤣🤣

I have 2 pics. If anybody's around, which do you like best?

The first one, love the mirrored imagery and the contrast of red with black and white. Lol, not sure I want Nothing but Sex to be a success ✍️📖👅

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BTW, Annie's Noir entry is out…

The Strangler Fig Pas de Deux

Cheers, Annie!

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Edit: I've just finished it, and it's RIPPER! I laughed, I cried, I creamed…

But go see for yourself. It's well worth the ride!

Thanks James, published while I was asleep. Very Australian, but don’t let that put you off: I provided a small glossary.

On elections did you know voting is compulsory in Australia, you can be fined for not voting and consequently our voter turnout is incredibly high.

I’ll take coffee to start my Wednesday.

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I've already read and voted and commented (as Verbal) when it first came out. Really hot story, really well told.

Me too, but I've looked and commented again. I dream of a famous story, my mostest is just over 10,000 and Oxford Street (competition winner and so my best story) is just shy of 6,000. Congrats Susie, this and your Omnium being restored makes for a great testament to your writing.

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used to be that i knew almost all the writers too and had time to read most of the stories here. now i have no idea who most of them are and rarely have a chance to read anything unless i'm modding it. times they are a-changing.

Hi, I'm Annie (not the naughty one, of course,) do check out my arse, whoops, I mean stories. Joking of course, your and Curvy's comments on Oxford Street, were when I realized that, just maybe, I could write.

Which for me is the point ... I get less views here (the only story I've published here and elsewhere has three or four times the views elsewhere and is, at over 10,000 views, my most viewed Lush story) but I came here (cleanse your minds, I mean I arrived here,) because I heard there was a sense of community.

And there is, this is the best place to write as there is interaction between writers and a little more feedback on stories than elsewhere. Even when I don't seem to fully fit in, I can't imagine going anywhere else; there is too much fun to be had here.

My Noir is progressing, final edit stage so it will be published this week I think. It is VERY Australian, so we will see how it fairs.

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Annie, How's Himself? He's our "Bar Baby", so keep us up-to-date. Give him hugs from his furry uncles and loving aunties!

"Bar baby" is wonderful, teeth, walking, the biggest grin and attitude (I try not to have gender stereotypes, but he's such a boy) ... now if only he would sleep a little more regularly. I'm still feeding, and he bit me for the first time, ouch .... I'd bring him in, but when in pubs he makes a beeline for the beer. The only thing that distracts him is a plate of hot chips.

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Pardon my absence lately as I was involved in a bit of a pity party after finding out my cancer has returned. Several treatment options this time around. Starting with the least invasive, immunotherapy, after we get back from our trip. If that doesn’t work we will try oral chemotherapy. Last resort surgery. But I’m feeling optimistic.

And so you should feel optimistic, Kat. Treatment is so much more sophisticated than it was. Hugs, and enjoy Hawaii. Oh and my mum tells me that children are okay, but nothing beats grandchildren!

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Go Chiefs! worship :worship:

that is all bolt

I checked and they won, you can get NFL on a Monday in Australia, you know.

Evening all, TGIF in a few hours; hope all is good. Still editing away on my Noir story, may be some time. I'm inspired by Rach and Carlton's productivity; me I still have so many stories part done. Its why I do competitions, the deadlines make me finish.

Summer feels like it is here, though this year is again wet (yes I do mean the weather,) and a lot of the country is flooded.

On the subject of Lions, I have no Polar Bear or Ape news:

"Five lions broke out of their enclosure at Sydney’s Taronga zoo, forcing staff and visitors to hide in “safe zones” and triggering a review of zoo safety.

The lions – four cubs and one adult – were seen outside their enclosure about 6.30am on Wednesday. A “code one” alert soon after sent the zoo into lockdown. Police were called at 7.10am and the lions returned to their enclosure just before 9am.

A code one is the zoo’s most urgent alert, requiring an emergency response."

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And a new badge appeared - the Pied Piper badge.

Its 500 followers, Kimmi.

I will have to up my game, about half way there I think. I like the new profile, though I did try and failed to get Oxford Street, onto my three displayed stories, the drop down box only offered me the last thirty or so I'd written. The competition badges look neat too ... though I appear to have entered the Masturbation competition twice.

Better get back to editing my Noir story, I'll take a coffee this warm Wednesday morning.

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cheery romantic flash story

Indeed, lol. I loved the story, so you. Hope everyone is good, I'll have a gin to end my day. The weather has perked up, 27 degrees the last two days ... I never know how much to mention himself on here, but he loved it, water play is his favourite thing ... sleep during the day less so. My Noir is progressing edit by edit. Take care, hugs all round

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Okay, I'm caught up on Noir entries. Somebody publish an entry. Sprite? CuriousAnnie? WW? 😊

First draft is done, knee deep in the swamp that is editing: I may be some time ... does that merit a cookie or the whip?

Evening all, not too bad a day today, the flooding is further south, around the NSW/Victoria border. I've edited half of my Noir story, the more edit-worthy second half is still to come. Not sure whether the right thing is to publish or sit on it for a bit and see if any witty words percolate into my mind.

I'll have a glass of Chardonnay, mind you from where does a virtual bar's Chardonnay come from: I have strong views on the relative merits of this grape and not parochial ones, as I don't think Australia is best. That little country next door however ...

Himself is not only walking he is doing nothing else ... interestingly it is possible to edit a story and chase him around. But it's five pm and you know what that means, food time for baby boys. Catch you soon 🍷❤️

My reading of what 'noir is' suggests that sex should be, short immediate and not loving, shall we say. I think you get this right by having a longish scene early, Ensorceled.

I've kind of taken a different approach, there are lots of short sharp sex scenes in mine as my hero (well heroine - and additionally hero is probably the wrong word in noir,) gets into the plot. But having got to 10,000 words, I'm in edit mode and the savings if I have to add to the plot will come, so to speak, in the sex.

My bigger challenge is reflected in this quote by Michael Robotham: “My UK publisher said he’d rather it be set in the UK or the US - anywhere but Australia because no Australian crime novel had ever become a big international hit” Lol, did that stop me, hell no.

I will be intrigued what readers think of a modern Australian sexy noir; there is a lot of 'truth' in my story, not 'my truth' I should point out, but real things in Australia's recent history and culture. Like 'Vagina Whisperer' looks at first sight like me having a clever naming idea, but in reality the deputy head of Queensland police resigned for using that term earlier in the year. For me that adds verisimilitude to my story, which I love, and always try to do.

I have only read three so far (loved them all- this is shaping up as such a fun competition) and am looking forward to reading more, when I get mine done. Me too WW, so looking forward to yours; and Rachel and Jake too who I've heard are writing.

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Plenty of time left: remember that the 10k word count is a limit not a target, so don't feel intimidated by the length.

Lol, that's news to me, I always get to or very close to the word limit, something about feeling I've left plot on the table if I have words to spare.

Hope to see more stories, have fun writing.

Fiend or friend? Take care with your answer. I've seen this too, one friend I messaged while online still shows as not having been online for five months, which given her posting record is clearly not true.

Mind you have you considered it may be a Susie setting: after all we all want to know who (I mean what) you're doing 😜

Your Aussie Fiend ... oh a banshee maybe.

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No disrespect to baseball, but least we've got cricket. I kinda miss the villainous, dominant Austrialian team of the 2000s. Hayden, Ponting, McGrath, Warne(R.I.P). Can't forget the Waugh brothers, although they retired in the early 2000s.

That's true, but can Rumps cope with a cricket thread. I agree about that team, though the current Aussie women are good too. 😀 At times I have been tempted to write a flash mining cricket for as much innuendo as I can, bowl a maiden over, tickle to fine leg, lots of balls possibilities. I did, in Oxford Street, mine rugby a bit, there again hooker as a rugby position is pregnant with potential.

Monday evening and I shall take a drink to celebrate. Celebrate what you ask ... 10000 noir words written, mostly edited, and I have lots of time to finesse my attempt at modern Australian (well Queensland to be precise) noir. Maybe a cocktail to reflect this line in my story: "Now you’re doing cocks, wanna do cocktails?"

The weekend was superb, warm spring weather, though down south in Victoria, the floods are disastrous.

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I will still be one-handed after this first surgery, but it is the first step.

Hope that goes well, what hand? I'm right handed and couldn't use that for a bit, the next injury was my left arm; lets just say all sorts of things are way easier to manage when it isn't your dominant hand out of action.

Evening all, a lovely spring day here for a change; it’s another La Niña summer so expect to hear more about Australian floods than bushfires.

I am intermittently writing Noir … Australian noir even. My poem on the other site gives a sense of why my writing is intermittent. Congratulations to those Rumpies who podiumed and finished in the top ten.

Though I have watched Field of Dreams, I have nothing to contribute on baseball, and SBB has covered Aussie football, so that’s me done for sport.

Take care, 🎃🎃🎃

Evening all, TGIF, apologies for being intermittent in my attendance at the best virtual bar in the universe. But I know you all understand. Himself is walking, like seriously more than three steps, dear God life will never be the same.

But I am writing a few words every day and have over half of what may be the only Australian Noir story written. Mine is so not like the two wonderful stories already published. Hugs to you Kat given the hurricane, we say cyclone down under and it is a Queensland not a NSW phenomena, but google tells me it is more or less what you have experienced.

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oh, and my Mistress got married - i got to be a bridesmaid. details of the after-after party will probably never be talked about here. sorry, but some things are just private. let's see... Kate also had a bday.

Hey, Rachel, congrats on being a bridesmaid (I want details of the after-after party) and your writing, its wonderful to see (and yes Summer is done, it always will be one of my favourite Lush stories) but I have to admit I misread the last word I quoted above ... giggles, Taser Sprite.

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Good boy

Oh you big bad domme, must be a story in your 'management' of Ensorceled

Take care all, spring is here, flowers are past their best and the summer awaits. Sadly the long term forecast is another La Nina year, so too much rain is expected.

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(Sashays in showing off her new pumpkin painted ass)

Hi Rumpies! wave

Drunk Guy has taken up finger painting. (Bends over, wiggling cheeks)

I'm ready for fall, y'all! smile Whatya think?

What’s this fall you speak of, spanking your pumpkin arse (note spelling,) like if you mean autumn that’s actually so next year. Spring has sprung, the azaleas are abloom and the temperature rises.

Annie has even written 5000 words of Aussie Noir, which may or may not be a contradiction in terms, plus half a poem for the other place. Lacked my poetic muse until I thought, it’s himself’s first birthday… I know, I know time flies. Mind you he won’t be making a noir appearance, but will be expected to give mama time to write, even though he’s MOBILE and so not a 🐢

Hugs and kisses all round 🤗💋

Congratulations to all who entered and especially the top three, fabulous stories both on the podium and in and outside the top ten. So good to see Rachel back writing. Thanks to Jen and all who read commented organised and judged.

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Yay for baby snuggles!

(Checks diaper)

Back in a few minutes.😳

Good morning. Lovely day here. To bad I have to spend it in an office. With no windows. And wonky HVAC.😕

Anyhow, I don't see any mention of the new comp on blue, so here it be. Poetry, max 45 lines, 3 required words. Already working on mine.

https://www.storiesspace.com/competitions/dream-on

Tea and one of them there Boston creams to go.

Thanks, I hadn’t picked that up. I shall have a go, like to support blue when I can.

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Kimmi and james both made top 10 in the comp. awesome! congratz, guys. smile

Congrats you two and also you Rachel. Loved all three of your stories And the handful of others I read from this competition... Not as many as I would like, but in my defence see the previous post. I have managed a few (4000) Noir words so hopefully I’ll get that done.

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Yay! We have a baby! My grandson was born at 4:30 this morning. 9 pounds 2 ounces. Big boy!! Everyone is doing well after an exhausting night.

Now exactly what date was that Kat? For the 7th September was himself’s first birthday. Seeing you write ‘big boy,’ had me doing a quick google search, himself’s 4.25 kgs translates to 9 pounds 6 ounces, no wonder he took an emergency C to get out. And your DIL is fortunate to be home quickly. But something Susie said to me is totally true, once you have the baby in your arms the dramas of morning sickness and birthing vanish. As a birthing day treat himself decided to try walking. Only a few seemingly drunken steps but full mobility beckons. Can't wait, I think.