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CurlyGirly
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 56
United States

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Easy Like Sunday Morning




I think I like this cover better than the original, probably because I'm NOT a Lionel Richie fan. Plus, I love the video, has sort of a Lush quality to it.
Quote by shelley2013
I've had two great relationships on here that have meant a lot to me and has lasted a long time, I feel connected and have real feelings toward these two even though I may never meet them in real life. Can online relationships really be meaningful and can someone really have a connection with someone across the web?


Yes!

However, my most meaningful relationships and/or friendships on Lush have moved into real life and not just stayed online, although that was not a quick process.
Quote by Highwayman


Just wondering. Women are able to include a man in their world more easily then men can. Face it, we're easy. But, rather than be with someone who cares and thinks of you in every way, women seem to prefer being alone or waiting. To be with someone that's a momentary turn on, rather than be with someone who cares. Not a beta male, or push over, just someone who actually cares.

Back story: I'm totally in love with a lady at work. She's a single mom, my age, beautiful. In my eyes. I've invited her to lunch, nothing. She doesn't go to lunch with others either. I've looked out for her when she's sick/down. Never leaned toward anything more than just lunch in order to get to know one another. Nothing. I know it's a dead end road. But, what is in her head? The proverbial question of most men, married or single, if they actually care. We've talked frequently, and we get along well, and like me, she's probably home now sitting alone as I am.

Problem: excuse my frankness, but I usually don't shit where I eat, but she is persistently on my mind, like now. She's very timid, and very shy although she is always dressed fashionably. She never leaves the office, so she doesn't dress for attention, she just has self respect and she always looks great. And, no, she does not have a boyfriend, or steady, we've talked about that. Two adults, single parents, I'm totally confused.

So, how do I make it better?

p.s.: Video found by inspiration from personal assistant.


I can't tell you what's in her head, but I can tell you what's in mine.

I was introduced to a man by a mutual friend a few months ago. He's also divorced, has kids, lives in the same town, funny, kind, active as I am, and thoughtful. However, I am not physically attracted to him in any way shape or form. There is absolutely no spark for me. It's just not there and it's not something that can be forced. Even with beer goggles on there's nothing. (I'm serious) I mentioned from the beginning that I am not interested in a relationship, but he doesn't seem to be taking the hint and mentioned to our mutual friend that he would like to pursue things further. This has now caused me to back off being friends with him. I'm not trying to lead him on, but I'm also not jumping into a relationship with him just because we're in parallel places in our lives. So, as you said, I will be alone and waiting for someone I have a connection with and not just someone who is around and available. So that's how it works out in my mind. I just want to add that my "alone and waiting" is spending a huge amount of time with my kids, family, and friends and enjoying my life for the first time in a long time. This has been a fabulous summer "alone."

Also, once upon a time in the land of my youth, I dated a co-worker. That shit went bad fast. Learned my lesson and never ever ever made that mistake again. Don't know about your friend, but this is definitely why I don't shit where I eat.

Take care and good luck.
Hi and welcome to the forums!

I've never really used the chat rooms before, but I've made a lot of friends in the forums. I think the word games forum is a great place to start. Most people are usually very friendly and fun there. Once you get used to that, you can always start posting in the different forums and, hopefully, making new friends. Good luck!

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Quote by SereneProdigy


I agree with this entirely. I'm practically the same ; I'm generally calm and serious, but smile easily and can throw hilarious punch-lines here and there when no one expects it. When people witnessed that funny side of me, even serious conversations will be considered fun and humorous as people expect me to say something funny at any moment. I'm quite unpredictable, which is even more enticing and keeps people on their toes.

And there is such a thing as too muchhumor I believe. Some guys are not really funny, but goof around just to attract attention. Often times people will laugh at them simply because they make a fool of themselves. They also act childishly and can't hold serious/meaningful discussions, which can be annoying, and even boring.


I agree. It can be very painful to watch!



Quote by sww'12
There's really not too much to read into this. When girls say they like a guy with a sense of humor, they just mean a guy that doesn't take himself too seriously. And a guy they can share a laugh with...like laugh at things that are actually funny...and even laugh at each other. And having a guy that can make you laugh is great on a bad and/or long day.

When it's not cool is when a guy tries too hard to be funny. It just comes off as obnoxious...and lame...and annoying. There's something really special about a guy that's naturally funny and/or a really charming amount of goofy/silly.


Exactly!

Humor is at least a 10 for me. There are not a lot of physical traits that are a must have for me (height and strong chins), but humor is a must!!
Quote by manhood
if you do please msg me asap! this is urgent



Let me guess; it's gonna look something like this??




As usual, flirting with the man with claws.

If he were sitting across the room from me, I would love to slide my hand up my skirt. As I caught his eye, I would spread my legs and start stroking my pussy through my panties. Once my panties were nice and wet, I would slip them off and toss them over to him.

Gosh, I suck at flirting. Do you think that's too subtle?
Quote by Ryan1986
Is this the highest level???

When You are lying in bed and you let off a massive fart and hold her head under the covers...

is this ever acceptable? Lol


I'm pretty sure that's the lowest level. Nope, never ever ever ever ever ever acceptable.
Quote by ImYourHuckleberry


I love Full Metal Jacket and Reservoir Dogs.. Classics along with Pulp Fiction... The dialogue is fantastic in those movies.. I respect your opinion, just had to chime in.. ;)


Honestly, every guy I've met seems to love these movies; I know it's just me. I do like Pulp Fiction, although I have to cover my eyes sometimes.
Quote by Felopzed
Anything having to do with Harry Fucking Potter........


I can understand that, but I love Harry Potter! Definitely not something I normally read/watch, but love nonetheless.


Anyway, my two are movies that everyone else seems to love. "Reservoir Dogs" and "Full Metal Jacket." I have to get up and leave the room during these two, especially the towel/soap scene in "Full Metal Jacket" and when Mr. Blonde slashes the guys ear off while Stuck in the Middle with You plays. *retch* Can't...watch...it...