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CurlyGirly
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 57
United States
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CurlyFries
Quote by WellMadeMale
Well, I can't speak for anyone else, but if I were your nephew...I know that I would long cherish the fond memory of losing my virginity to my creepy-friendly uncle's fuck buddy/part-time piece of ass.
You're a savior Jim!
Do you think there's a scrapbook?
He's already had 3 different girls in a month? Awww, he really is a chip off the old block!
CurlyFries
Quote by WellMadeMale
Were I come from the wingman is the fellow traveler who is scraping up my discards. He's not feeding me anything. If anything he's there to ward off the errant missile from intercepting my targets while he enjoys the debris field I am creating.
You make it sound so romantic when you say it like that.
What girl wouldn't want to be part of a "debris field." 
CurlyFries
Taken with my iPhone this morning at about 6 am from a hot air balloon of another balloon in our group.
CurlyFries
Quote by urbancoyote
Depends how much you listened to it
Exactly!
I cannot do country* music.
Sorry, just can't. If we're on a road trip and he insists on country music? One of us is gonna be left on the side of the road. 
If he listens to the occasional country song, that's fine I can leave the room. If he always has country blaring??? Then it will be time for me to wipe away my tears, pull on my Daisy Dukes, pack up my pickup truck, grab my dog, and head on out of there.
(*Johnny Cash excluded from above tirade)
CurlyFries
Although it was not memorable, I do remember it.
To answer your question: Not even close
I believe the sole purpose of us having sex was him cumming. Mission accomplished.
To answer your question: Not even close
I believe the sole purpose of us having sex was him cumming. Mission accomplished.
CurlyFries
All I can say is that you definitely got the MOJO going on!!!!
First, you've got the virgin nephew who was helped out by a friend of yours who you went back and fucked. Virgin Nephew thread
Next, you've got the horny neighbor whose husband travels a lot for work and may or may not be having sex with men while he's out of town on business. Horny Unsatisfied Neighbor thread
Now, you're sticking it to a friend's niece in a trailer while he's out for a few hours.
You've got women throwing themselves at you left and right. Kudos! You're leading a Porn's Star's life. I do hope you're making these into stories for Lush. "The Adventures of Jim4Pleasure" has a nice ring to it!!
First, you've got the virgin nephew who was helped out by a friend of yours who you went back and fucked. Virgin Nephew thread
Next, you've got the horny neighbor whose husband travels a lot for work and may or may not be having sex with men while he's out of town on business. Horny Unsatisfied Neighbor thread
Now, you're sticking it to a friend's niece in a trailer while he's out for a few hours.
You've got women throwing themselves at you left and right. Kudos! You're leading a Porn's Star's life. I do hope you're making these into stories for Lush. "The Adventures of Jim4Pleasure" has a nice ring to it!!
CurlyFries
Quote by Pennylovesu
an pissin on peeps is not a watersport!!!!!! ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh .. yuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk ......................
Yes, that is EXACTLY what it is. Just because you don't know the definition for something doesn't make it not true...I think??
Golden shower
One of the more popular water sports of sex, a "golden shower" is another term for urinating on someone -- preferably with their consent.
How to use it in a sentence: My biggest fantasy would be to give Joanne a golden shower and have her rub my golden juice all over her body.
Read more: http://www.askmen.com/dating/love_tip_200/214_love_tip.html#ixzz2Uu1B4KeY
Here are some other helpful terms to help you bone up on your sexucation. I'm thinking a High Dive sounds good right about now.
11 Sexual Terms You Need to Know
Here ya go, DW. It's been awhile. Sadly, that's the last of my drinkin money.
To the OP: The last thing I do before I get in the shower is go pee-pee on the potty.
CurlyFries
Quote by lafayettemister
Lol, Old Fart? You quote me on something I said 15 months ago, and call me old? Lol. Where I come from only old farts call it pop, but thanks for the laugh this morning.
I'm off to make my morning cup of coffee. Now, where did I put my walker? Oh there it is, right next to the oxygen tank. Whew, I'm exhausted. Should I take some Geritol or take a nap?
But you are a dead sexy Old Fart, Gramps! Geritol? Is that what those little blue pills are that you're always taking??
Pop
CurlyFries
Feeling like crap. Hopefully, this old family remedy will help or at least let me sleep.
CurlyFries
For me, it's definitely the man and NOT the uniform. If I'm attracted to the man, he'll look good in anything he's wearing including a uniform. If he's overweight and/or out of shape, a uniform is not suddenly going to make him attractive and dashing.
CurlyFries
1. Have you fantasised about watching your hubby fucking another woman? No!
2. Do you want it to happen? No!
3. Have it happened? No!
I don't share or play well with others. Not my thing.
2. Do you want it to happen? No!
3. Have it happened? No!
I don't share or play well with others.
Not my thing. 
CurlyFries
Propped up on on my bed with my laptop and a beer. Skinny jeans, black/white tank top, and black zip hoodie with my hair in a high, messy ponytail. Spent the afternoon planting a vegetable garden. It's now 4:30, and I'm trying to get motivated to start dinner. Keeping my horniness level to a low roar.