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CurlyGirly
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 57
United States

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Quote by Dudealicious


I don't know if I should laugh or puke right now........


Me either...

I don't mind him playing in the water during shark week; just not on the first day.
It looks like Scooter is really enjoying all the Birthday festivities...maybe a bit too much!?!



Happy Birthday, DM and Rump!
Happy Birthday to my favorite Barkeep!

*cheers*


So nice of you to buy all of us a round on your Birthday!
A little early for St. Patrick's Day. It's not until tomorrow, but I'm OK with starting a few hours early.

Here's the Chicago River a slightly greener green than normal.

Quote by MotelMILF
If a man saved your life, or that of someone you love, would you fuck him?


No, why would I? Some sense of obligations or something? Nope.
Quote by LadyX
I have two pairs that are about 4", and I do feel sexy in them, though after a few hours, I'm looking for an excuse to take them off. I'm much more comfortable in something with a platform and a slightly lower slope.


^^ This ^^

If I'm going out, I always wear some type of heels: strappy sandals, heels, or high-heeled boots, depending on the weather. I don't wear flats at work either.
I know what it is. Never had it.

I think I'll just stick to peanut butter on my toast.
Quote by Tomas69
If women had a husband and a lover ,The world would be a much better place to live. There would be more love and less fighting .Women and men would find true love from 1 person and true sexual satisfaction from another. There is a saying .. It takes 3 to make a marrige work. I think it shoulbe "it takes 4 to make a marriage work" women should have a lover too.



Ugggh, I can't stand these types of sweeping generalizations. Both men AND women fall victim to this. I have no problem separating the two. In fact, when I first joined Lush I was surprised how quickly and how many men said they loved me within just a few conversations. They were definitely confusing lust and love.

Also, when you use that quote about it taking three to make a marriage work. Do you know who the third is in that equation? It's faith/god. So, reading your manifesto, you think that a healthy relationship should include a man, a woman, faith/god, and the woman's lover? You know what? I think you're really going to be able to sell this concept. It's about damn time. Women will be all over it.

Also, what if I don't want a husband and just want a lover? I don't want an old ball and chain again. Can I l just love my lover? Does your manifesto allow for that? Get back to me.
Remember, Kids. Whatever sport you do, don't forget to stretch first.



and pull


and stretch again

Quote by Buz
With all this talk of snipping wangers I'm gonna start wearing kevlar underwear.




If you don't mind me saying, Buz, you're gonna look hot in your new genital Kevlar.
I'm a huge boot whore. Love them. I also have a few pics in boots in my image gallery. Heels also, but no flip flops.
Quote by Nikki703
The cigarette afterward!! LOL


And here I was going to say the cash afterwards, but I didn't think that was appropriate.


I enjoy when he's forceful and takes what he wants. Total turnon and orgasms will shortly follow.
Quote by Elling50
Do you require an enema or something not to get the gentleman to dirty?


If he's fucking me in the ass, I really don't consider him a gentleman.

A shower beforehand is about it for me.
A moaning dirty talker. I swear A LOT when I cum. Even more than normal. Screaming seems a bit contrived. I think the same thing when I'm watching porn as well.
Good morning, Rumpledones,

Been very productive lately and a busy day ahead. Just stopped by for a cup of joe to go. My head's spinning a bit this morning, but I'm not sure if that's from too much or too little coffee.

Be well!