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Did Someone Say Cream Pie?
I was eating lunch when I was trying to catch up on the sandwich. 
Don't separate whatever you do. We've go to stay together. 
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I am still spent! Thanks again, you are one crazy cyberfuckerupper!
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Slippery, you sweet thang. ;)
Heard about the bones of King Richard III being discovered under a parking lot. I'll admit to not having been aware they were missing. My question is, why were they being hidden? I mean, sure he had a bad rep, but under a parking lot?
It's really fascinating. I totally forgot he was the King with the "princes in the Tower of London." I read somewhere that the friary, where the bones were buried, was "lost" during one of the King Henry's watches. I was chit chatting with Maz this morning and told her I was reading about King Richard's bones, and she said she was reading about Snoop Dog. Hilarious! 
Guess each country has their own royalty. Anyway, thanks for posting that. I swear I get all the best new stories on Lush Channel 69. 
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No issue, not good at making myself understood
Dude is right, pity party for one. *cheers* 
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Dood, what in the name of hell's half acre - is up with you? Not three days ago you had a slew of photos on your profile where you were claiming to be all ripped and chiseled with brunette hair, lounging on your side. You were an Officer, now you're what 'officer potential' ? /facepalm
You also had a photo (since removed by admin) where you claimed to be 17 yrs old (that's why it was removed).
Now I see you have a slew of new info on your profile, new photos...
You are an entertaining kind of person, I'll give you that much.
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if you want me to charm you then how about you at least say hi, im just looking for someone to have a fun time with, im bored and cant go out for a while, and if you wanna know its because i got shot on tour few weeks back. so im looking for some to talk to, thats all
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That's a good way to start your cum volume testing. I'm just sayin'. That whole reply was full of Freudian slips.
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The best way to find out is to send measuring cups to all the Lush guys who will participate, and then get them to spunk into them at their earliest convenience.
Then add the total amounts together, divide by the number of participants, and that's your answer.
You could make this even more interesting by getting them to do it over the course of a week, and see when they shoot their load the most. It might be watching porn, listening to porn, reading porn, looking in the mirror, over their missus (or mister), or having yo momma wank them off.
If they shoot their porridge gun off inside somebody, you will have to adjust for the average amount of pussy juice (or spit or anal lube). Oh, wait... Was it THAT average amount you wanted? Best ask the guys about that.
Hope that helps!
*sigh* I always sucked at math and it looks like I'm going to fail at cum equations, too. 
So much for knowing that answer the next time it pops up on Trivial Pursuit. 
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Ok, shows what the focus is on...1) did shave, grows back in about five day. 2) used Nair, grows back in a week.3) wax failed, took skin with it.
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Some point in their life? Im 45, and it has never ended! I am now to the point I cant stop ”projecting” anger. I have the cool job, a cool history, done really cool stuff, yet still, its the pretty boys with a gangster edge that girls fall for. I have tried..and tried to be the nice guy and let this roll off my furry back, but I guess three decades is long enough.
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Ms Nikki, that old line of not settling, the right girl is out there, well maam, that is the hot rusty blade in a guys ches. Same with, everything happens for a reason. Yeah the reason is the girl always goes for the bbd, and what collateral damage occurs is giggled about in chat rooms or texts like Hunters boasting of their latest kill
Every person is different in what they're looking for and, almost without exception, every person will be hurt in love at some point in their life. You get over it and move on or, well, you make a lot of posts like yours and wallow in it. 
Seeing that a guy is bitter with "burning rage" is not really a draw for most women and that certainly doesn't make the women bad. Quote by oldhound
Or you realize youre too damaged and rather than go through that searing, soul wrenching pain again, you just let the rage burn the need for a normal relationship away and show them the contempt they showed you.
Have a few friends who do a great job of finding wall pics. Not the usual porn crap. It's usually something related to a previous conversation, retaliation for a pic I've posted on their wall, or something to make me laugh. 
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Yeah, New Year's Eve can be a bitch.
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Of course, I generalise. As you point out, there are a huge variety of accents spoken in Scotland and some are more pleasing to the ear than others.
In general, when I have heard Scottish people speak on radio or television, especially when juxtaposed with an English or American accent, it really grates on me. They just sound so... common.
My accent is a strange one. I'm from Edinburgh originally but lived in West Lothian for most of my life, which has influences from Glasgow. I spent two years in St Andrews and still travel there every day so I've had to moderate my "Scottishness" considerably for the benefit of all the people there. Now I live in Dundee and definitely pick up wee phrases here and there. It depends who I'm talking to, too.
OK, maybe where Buz lives. 
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Definitely got some awesome curves! 
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THIS QUESTION IS NOT OF A SEXUAL NATURE!
One of the things I'm really trying to challenge myself in is being more sociable and speaking to more people. As a religious man, I know that happiness spreads through one to one dialogue and building bonds of friendship. I'm not great at putting myself out there and casually striking up conversations with strangers, but I'm trying.
One place which seems to offer a lot of opportunities for meeting new people is the gym. I go to my local gym three or four times a week (I'm not a fitness freak, I'm fat) and there are load of people there who it would be so easy to talk to if only I could build up a little more courage.
My question to you fellas is this: Would you find it strange if someone you did not know started to speak to you (friendly) in the changing/locker room?
There seems to be a layer of awkwardness added to this situation by the half- and fully-naked men around (I probably wouldn't start a conversation while the guy had his wang out) and I just don't know what the social etiquette is here. Is it like in a public bathroom where conversation is verboten? Or is it as fine a place as any to start a new friendship?
Follow-up question: What is a good conversation starter for someone you met in the gym?
Can I go to the old faithful that is the weather? Do I talk about gym things? I don't really know what guys who go to the gym like to talk about, really.
Thanks in advance for your answers. I'd especially be interested to hear what British guys have to say because I feel this is a bit of a cultural thing and North American attitudes may not be the norm on this side of the Atlantic.
Once again - this question is NOT about finding a date or someone to sleep with. It's purely about having dialogue with our fellow man and possibly forming friendships.
Thanks in advance for your answers.
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What would you think if your Husband/boyfriend wanted you to be fucked silly while he watched?
