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CurlyGirly
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Quote by Mazza


Dammit!! I thought that CG must have been being very careless...

God, you guys are running me ragged!!!



I've run out of the sexy stuff, but then it has been a bit chilly...



WTH!?! Mazz, you expect those to fit me? They're gonna be way too small!!

Seriously, this will be my 3rd strike for naked J-walking if I'm caught again. We gotta work out a better plan...
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Curlygirly's Remote Control Vibe App for your smartphone. Ya know, for when you're in those long distance relationships.





Imagine, you're on a Girls Night Out with your vibe in, and he's in the next town over controlling it. Heck, he could halfway around the country (or world) controlling that vibe. Great for some camming fun, too.

(OK, think I got my ad copy written)
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You watch too many bad romantic comedies.


Call a friend to bring me clothes.
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Quote by chefkathleen
Well that was a fast week. How are all my buds in Rumplations? Rumpie? How are you Baby? Did ya miss me?
What's going on with the girls? I see CG has her fine ass decorated.
Hey Maz! Wazzup?
Anyone doing Christmas shopping? What are you getting your loved ones this year? One of the things I got for mine is a new tool chest for his workshop. When he gets done playing with mine, he can go play with his.


Thanks! It is festive, isn't it? CD did a wonderful job on it.

Rump, I think I need something a bit stronger than coffee this morning seeing that my favorite vibe broke. It really is a very sad start to my day. Between that and not starting Christmas shopping yet, December is going to be a tough month.


P.S. In lieu of flowers, you can send donations to my LELO vibrator fund.
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Quote by straightguy69
I'm straight and love women and most everything about them. I also have sex with men and liked that sex a lot.*


Straight?






*name changed and paraphrased bio.
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Quote by Juniors_world
omg grose father, no sry should have reworded that - 'last man', 'last ex'.
shawnababy im just posting the question not referring it to myself
slipperywhenwet2012 interesting scientific response 0x(0x2)=0, nice one haha


Thanks for clearing that up, I think.

So, you're my ex and involved with another one of my ex's?


Honestly, I think I would find it a bit weird to have two of my ex-boyfriends hooking up. However, if you're both my ex's then I would want you *poof* out of my life and it wouldn't be an issue.

Hooking up with my current friends and family is a no go, though.
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Quote by tryagian
do you ladies ever find yourself getting online romanticly involved with people on lush,




Who, me? Ever?





Well, there was that one time and it's a doozy.
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The same thing happens to me with 2007. The first story I submitted was approved and published. I didn't re-read the story once it was up. I didn't even realize there was an issue until I read one of comments where someone suggested I use the spellchecker next time. (talk about pissing me off!!) I had no idea what they were talking about, because I had gone over that story a bunch of times before publishing and knew there weren't spelling errors. I had a Lush friend read it and that's when she noticed there were 3 or 4 places where the words were mushed together. Once I realized what I was looking for I went back and looked at my original copy, and the spaces were in the document.

Before I submitted my second story, I copy and pasted it into a PM and had the same friend read it. There were missing spaces again and more of them. She put them in for me, and then I submitted from that corrected PM.

I don't know how to prevent it from happening, but that's how I worked around it. Good luck!
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Quote by FelineFantasies
This is a game me and my friends made up think of something funny or sexy then put in my pants after it its a great icebreaker.
Demolition Dildo In my pants


Welcome to Lush. This game already exists in the game forums along with some other fun games. Give it a try. I've posted the link below. Great place to meet Lushies!


In my pants forum thread
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Quote by Nikki703
This could be interesting. Complete the sentence above you, then leave a started sentence for the next person to complete.




Quote by icstm
a flying pig, all pink and squeaky clean, with a skin so smooth as a...



as a transvestite's freshly shaved legs!



The Christmas tree fell over because...
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Quote by Trinket
hmm ANOTHER bright person with the numbers '69' in their username...


Sure makes it easy to spot them, doesn't it???




Quote by collegeboy69
is it not good if you do?




NO!
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If you were my ex, I wouldn't want you in a relationship with ANYONE in my family be it my mother, sister, father, or aunt Sally. I would want to you out of my life. Go pick on someone else's gene pool.
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Quote by LadyX


LMAO

It's a pretty damn loose bunghole, as DD said, to not hold a buttplug. My condolences to all for whom this affliction applies. I'm sure they have to use buttpons too. sad






You have some serious issues if your butt plug is falling out, because that is not the only thing falling out.
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Quote by Mazza


Totally got visuals of that CG! You know, you could turn that into a nice wee Lush story ;)
Nice AV by the way hahahahah

My house is FREEZING.... Got anything to warm the cockles??



You mean like some hunky guy pulls over to help me, and we end up having hot, sweaty, sappy tree sex against my car. Yeah, that so is NOT my reality.

P.S. You said cockles!!
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My assend is not usually this festive, so yes it's been altered. Thank you again, CD.
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That my Christmas tree did not cause a traffic accident and/or kill anyone. Go me!
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Quote by RumpleForeskin
Greetings fellow Lushers.

Best of luck on the links, Scooter. Me, I've got some big time college football games to follow. Your drink will be ready when you return.

CG, you might try a Rumpolations Special: equal parts hot chocolate, coffee and brandy. It's lip smacking good even if you use Busty's coffee.

Afterward, you and Scooter might want to try the new Rumpled Orange Special: equal parts OJ, club soda, and rum.



Make mine a double, please!!


Back from the great Christmas tree adventure of 2012.

Had them tie my tree to the top of my truck and thought to myself. "Hmmm, they don't seem to know what they're doing. I should keep an eye on the tree in my back window." Less than a mile down the road, I notice that most of the back window is now obscured by Christmas tree. *sigh* Pull over and just the top one foot is hanging on by the rope. I am on the side of the road now wrestling the Christmas tree INTO my truck, because I have nothing to cut the rope and retie it.

On the upside, I did it, my truck now smells like those little evergreen air fresheners, and I smell like eau de Blue Spruce. Little full...lotta sap...looks great...

*slams down glass* Another, please.
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Going to get "the tree" today, so feel like I should be drinking hot chocolate. It's supposed to be 56 and rainy. Definitely NOT a winter wonderland.
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Quote by Jshua06
Every time I watch a amateur video with a chubby girl it seems that they come faster and harder then a skinny girl. Any thoughts?


If I keep eating these bags of jalapeno potato chips, I'll let you know how things work out for me as a chubby girl.
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This is a Lush Pet Peeve about me.

I leave so many tabs open on Lush that sometimes I forget where I am, especially if I'm black boxing a few people and don't want to lose the conversations, so I open a new tab. It probably looks like I'm stalking profile pages or forum posts, when I usually have just forgotten that page is open. I think I need to leave a trail of breadcrumbs or something.
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Quote by overmykneenow
Humph! Din't wan' a stupid Lelo anyway!

*sulks*


Curses! Me either! *kicks ground*


Congratulations to the winners on their amazing stories. I read quite a few, and there really were a lot of fabulous entries. A wonderful job by all!
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Quote by Nikki703


Oops!! I didnt read the entire post, just the title. I responded thinking he meant if I met a guy that I felt was nice and we hit it off.

I never go out looking to get picked up by a random guy!! Even a Ferrari won't help there, LOL!!



Riiiiiiiiiggggghhhhhhttt!! Nice job on the backpedal there, Nikki!!





To the OP: I've never had a random hookup, so I guess the "best way" hasn't happened yet. If it were to happen, I think it might involve a foreign accent, and I don't mean southern or some crap like that.
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Quote by Mazza
Hell no...


Agreed



To be perfectly honest, I couldn't be in a relationship with a guy who wanted this.
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