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CurlyGirly
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 57
United States

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Sorry I haven't been around too much. I've been baking up a storm. Although after the pic Mazz posted, I think I'll skip the turkey and stick with dessert.

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Holy shit! That looked like me this morning... except my hair is longer and wilder and I don't have 5 o'clock shadow... I didn't bother to shave at all


Hey, me too which is rather unfortunate for a Tuesday.


Our little this morning has given me a story idea, tho.


Two straight women who have a long history of not liking each other maybe way back to HS. They're just cold and frosty to each other in general. They have mutual friends who have never understood their dislike for each other. The mutual friends are the reason they keep getting thrown together. They act this way because they are secretly attracted to the other and are confused by the feelings, because they consider themselves straight. They finally have an altercation. Maybe one shoves past the other in a bathroom at a nightclub or something? One finally kisses the other? Hurried groping session and finger fucking in the bathroom. After that, they have clandestine meetings. Maybe another friend walks in on them eventually.

OK, that's all I have for now. More ideas, please!
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I wasn't inviting myself to the party.
I'll just go ride my pony... by myself. sad





Not what I meant at all, Missy!
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No, I'm pretty sure I would laugh if he were standing in front of me in my knickers. NO way I would let him fuck me with them on. Unfortunately now that vision is going to be stuck in my head for a long time....


This!!!


For me, the thought of my guy preening around in my panties just makes me laugh and nothing more.
Ha! And I instantly pictured a guy trying to stick it to a potted plant when I read the title of the thread. C'mon, you know someone has tried it.

I know it's supposed to be an antiemetic, but pot makes me queasy as hell. So that's a no for me. I guess I'll just stick with alcohol, but too much of that makes me a bit nauseous, too. Go figure!!
I do believe most of the writers have been chosen. Right now, we're looking for story suggestions/ideas that are original. Anyone have any story ideas they want to share? You can post or send to Sensei.
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Seafood Enchiladas


YUM


Pulled pork sandwiches with a topper of buttermilk coleslaw.
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I was feeling a bit peckish so I thought I would pop into the sammich, see what was left of the hens night food. fraid there's nuthin here. *sigh* goes to look for food


I think I remember seeing a half-eaten pizza behind the couch where Mazz had passed out. It might still be there?

Yep, there it is.




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So glad I wasnt born on June 9 or I may have been Nikki69!! HAHA


Heck, I was BORN in 1969, and don't have it tagged onto my name!!
I do love this idea and think it could be a lot of fun. Let me start thinking of some ideas.
Me again. I swear I'm really easygoing.

Men who can't manage to change the red AV, but do figure out how to upload multiple images of their cock. Friend request...denied.

Also, while I'm at it, when the bio is only filled with sexual references from their movie choices to interests. Boring! Your favorite books are Penthouse and Hustler? Really? Do you know what a book is?

Lastly, for now, when guys only blog/status update about how horny they are and are dripping precum and will someone please chat with them. No, you desperate fuck! Unfriend.


Based on past experience, not accepting anymore friends requests with the following words in the name: 69, fuck/fcuk, wet. or reference to size or shape of their cock. It's just never gone well.





If you'll excuse me while I step down now.
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if you wake up one morning and found yourself naked, tied up to the bed and your partner head between your legs, he/she start eating you softly licking you exactly the way you want, then move on from soft gentle foreplay and sex to wild sex while you still tied up and not able to move at all.

I really want to hear your thoughts and, and would you like to reach orgasm, tied up or you want your partner to untie you to complete


Hmm, for me to not wake before this point would mean that I'm unconscious and/or drugged. So that's a no go. It's just not plausible.


Taken last year with my phone during the 4th of July festivities. Love the outline of the people on the bottom.
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No matter what women tell you... ignore it. They don't have a clue what they want.

They'll all tell you basically the same thing which you're already reading above. You'll hear the same phrases over and over and then you'll see them end up with some asshole that looks really male and sexy and treats them like shit and he'll have almost any woman he wants.

I've got a buddy and I absolutely HATE to go anywhere with him because women throw themselves at him shamelessly and he just simply doesn't care. He's a user and get's more sex than any other 100 men I've ever known.

Women don't know what they want and I've seen that one proven over and over and over in real life. LOL

If you haven't got a lot of money or that animal attraction that some men just seem to naturally possess, you're wasting your time trying to figure this whole thing out.

Men are so lost and so hopeless (me included) as to how to attract women and women don't know what they really want or what really motivates them. That's part of what makes the world go around I guess and it's always been this way and probably always will be.

I guess I'll probably get some hate mail for this but that's the way I see it and most men I know that are honest about it agree...

All that being said women are the most wonderful things in the world and what makes all of this crazy stuff worthwhile... LOL



Agreed!
Busy week. I've been trying to line up some wedding entertainment.




Are the live table centerpieces too much??


Oh, and I know a balloon guy...


Just tryin to keep it tasteful!
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Men and Women. I dont get it really, Im not that special, LOL!!


Of course you are, Nikki. That's why I love you!!
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Not sure if this has been covered here already but when giving a blow job, do you normally just concentrate on sucking the cock or do you like to suck and lick the balls too. A few girlfriends and I had a discussion about this recently and I was surprised to find that the balls are often left unloved.

Guys, feel free to answer too. Do you like having your balls sucked when getting a blow job or do you prefer her to concentrate on your cock? And I would be interested in hearing what any Gay/Bi guys think too.

As for me, I love to lick, suck and fondle the balls too. As long as they are not to hairy, HAHA!


What if they're schweddy???

I'm definitely equal opportunity cock and balls. In fact, a certain Lushie (who shall remain nameless) was giving me tips and tricks about ball massage that's similar sensation to prostate stimulation, if a bit milder. Plan on adding that to the fun.