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CurlyGirly
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 56
United States

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Quote by Mazza
CRAMP

blech

TMI??


YES!!!!!


On that note, this place sure smells like it could use a good scrub down. This stuff will hopefully do the trick. Not sure where the skunk musk came from, but it stinks like all hell in here. DW recently mentioned dead bodies, so it looks like we'll have all our bases covered. And vomit and urine are just a given in this place.



You people are seriously the best Pervs and Friends a girl could have. When I joined Lush almost 3 years ago, I never could have imagined I would meet and make friends with such amazing people. Whenever I sign on, I can count on a lot of laughs, rolling of my eyes, or a quick update to make my day. I love your sick twisted senses of humor, your similar taste in music, our forum fun, great taste in erotic art, and love of a well-told erotic story. Hell, some of us even started on rocky ground but moved past that with the help of mutual friends. How awesome is that? Whatever we share, thanks for being such great friends and never failing to brighten my day. *sniff*

W15, I know I told you, but this thread meant so much to me, as do you. I can't even begin to put it into words. I love it and you. Thank you for the awesome surprise!

P.S. You're so getting lucky tonight!
Absolutely!!


However, I'm a total convert now to using Coconut Oil for this. Love the feel of it as it warms and melts in my hands and the smell of it on skin.
Quote by Mazza
And here's one for CG...



Shade of lipstick is penis!!





Falling Panties Friday AND Valentine's. It's the Perfect Storm of a Friday!


*Cheers!*
Quote by Ravyn
Fireball whiskey


Awesome! Happy Friday Eve!!



Added water to my leftover ice cubes. Tastes like watered down Diet Coke now.
I think Maz forgot to post this one earlier, so I guess I'll do it for her. That was a very sweet offer from her, wasn't it??



Let the tasteless Valentine fun begin!!
I would like a variety of all of the below. Not all at one time necessarily, but for him to mix it up from time to time.

Should know me well enough, I'll trust his tastes.
The gift cert sounds fun.
What, no candy for Valentine's Day?
I want a Lelo, you cheap bastard ~
Pepperoni and xtra cheese, hold the onions*


I'm not a big fan of being handed a wad of cash or for having multiple boyfriends. Just not my thing.


I'm pretty easy going as long as he put some thought into the gift giving and doesn't pull this CVS shit. I tend to put some thought into the gifts I give and appreciate the same.





*Also, can I have spinach on my pizza??


Damn video laws. Maybe you can watch it here?? SNL CVS Commercial
I see Maz is getting back to the hula hoop workout again.




Welcome to the Sammich, GreyHound!!
Changing the subject...


Anyway, since it's the new year, I thought the guys might like to get started on a new exercise program. Good luck! You can even tug in your car or tug a friend!

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Just so long as it wasn't after you had bribed me with Taco Bell! ;)



Sweetie, I told you I need some alone time after I eat Taco Bell.


Seriously, I don't even want to fuck me after that post.



Quote by thedevilsweakness
Pfffft... Amateur. I thought you said you were going to try it this way!


Honestly, I don't think I've got the leg or ass muscles to do that for long!
Quote by GardenerGuy
The New Yorker (week of Jan. 27)

Syndy - I found the first third of D.'s "Crime and Punishment" quite cumbersome to slog through, however my patience paid off, and soon I was engrossed in maybe THE most riveting, page-turning thing I've ever read.


I've picked this up and put it down about a half dozen times. Can't keep the motivation going. I've also just stopped reading Catch-22. Not finished, just stopped reading it.

I think the internet has given me ADD for reading. Can't seem to finish a book these days.
Quote by ginger86
seems wolvie and cg can hardly wait for sunday. 1 minute after midnight and they're already at it




You better believe we are!! Get your nose right in there, Baby!!



He's going to be so annoyed when he sees this!
This is like Falling Panties but in reverse. DAMN! Look at those boobies!!

This is how I picture Maz's boobies...I mean if I were thinking about her boobies...nevermind...

Quote by ginger86
ok wolvie, you were right. cg does have naturally curly hair



What can I say, the carpet matches the drapes! Although, I've actually been sporting hard wood floors for a long time!




Since it's Friday, I thought the guys might do a little happy dance for us?
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Primanti Brothers - in the strip district of Pittsburgh. Can't really be described...ya gotta experience it.


Thank you for being so vague. That sounds just delicious, Allin!!
Thought of a way to surprise a special someone today. Should be ready by Valentine's Day.
Helpful little reminder...




Nikki, you are friggin killing me with these gifs.
Rob Ford just kills me. When I think he won't go anymore off the deep end, he dives right in. Priceless. It's nice to know we're not the only country with crazy-ass politicians. He almost makes Chris Christie look like a good guy.

The title of this gif was "Crack Mayor."



bwahaha. Yeah, right!


Steady as he goes..




And Beiber? He's a little twat.
Quote by LusciousLola
I have secretly and not so secretly.






Yes, I do it to him all the time.

I like to start masturbating just listening to him talk about every day things on the phone, but he always knows when I'm cumming.