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2 weeks ago
Bi-curious Male, 81
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Quote by GardenerGuy
actually it's "Miniver Cheevy" ... how come you detest DC and Mariner?

immortal lines, indeed - “The devil is not as black as he is painted.” - DC


Yes, Miniver Cheevy - senior moment there - or brain fart - same thing.

But "Whenever Richard Cory came to town, we people on the sidewalk looked at him. He was a gentleman from sole to crown; well mannered, and imperially slim" That just conjures up such a vivid image for me. smile

I found both Dante and Coleridge ponderous; they spent far too much time flogging the dead horse.
I have the same complaint with Fennimore Cooper's prose. Okay, so the trees are large and the undergrowth is dense; move on already.

I like John Cleese's version of the Mariner:
"Albatross! AL-batross! fucking AL-batross!"
Quote by stephanie
Put quite simply, the person you loved, (still love?) doesn't really exist anymore except inside your head and your heart. What we truly mean when we say, "I still love Him/Her" is that we love OUR MEMORY of that person and that love.


This nails it.
Quote by LASARDaddy
I drive the speed limit or slower so I do it a couple times a day for the fucking assholes that tailgate me. I slow down. If you're in that much of a hurry leave earlier asshole because I'll make your trip longer.

I've been known to get down to 35 on the freeway and the dick head stayed on my ass even though there were 2 lanes open for him to go around me. He flashed his lights, pulled out to go around. I just smiled broadly as I kept pace so he couldn't get back over and gave him the finger as he passed his off ramp. He was pounding on the dashboard as I just kept driving away.

I will express my displeasure and my wife will tell me I'm just dragging myself down to his level. I disagree and tell her I'm just using the only language they understand to tell them. I don't care if it's a man or woman. Get on my ass and get the finger and a real delay as I slow down. I have stopped my car too.

At 60 miles an hour your car travels 88 feet in "ONE" second. At 30 it's 44 feet. Most peoples reaction time to surprise is over one second so if you're closer than that you've just hit the car in front. If you do, you're as stupid as it gets.


If you are driving below 45 miles per4 hour on a freeway, during daylight and in dry weather, you are an accident looking for a place to happen. Like the person whop stops several car lengths short at a signal to keep from being rear-ended, you are creating a situation that rapidly approaches being a self-fulfilling prophecy.

Trust me on this one. I am a licensed professional civil engineer. I have over twenty years experience years designing and reviewing designs of highways. In the early 1990's, while employed by my local government, I wrote the chapter in their new design manual covering sight distance, horizontal and vertical alignment, and superelevation.

Last time I attended a highway design seminar, there were two speakers there from AAA. One of the things they told us is that 90% of accidents on US Interstate highways involve a vehicle that was traveling more than fifteen miles per hour above or below the 85th percentile speed.

In dry weather and daylight conditions on most interstates, the 85th percentile speed is somewhere between 68 and 78 miles per hour. Vehicles traveling below 53 or above 93 pose a danger both to themselves and to other drivers. That is why, on interstate highways in most states, you can be ticketed and fined for obstructing traffic if you are traveling at less than 15 miles per hour below the posted speed limit. That is also why there are signs (or are supposed to be, under FHWA Guidelines for Signage and Striping) restricting bicycles and mopeds from using interstate highways.
I can't pick just one:

1)Two eggs over easy fried in in real butter; with hash browns (no onions in them, thank you); scrapple or sausage; two slices of light rye toast, also buttered with real butter; Dundee orange marmalade; a 4 oz.glass of cold orange juice; and coffee with just enough real cream in it to change the color, but no sugar.

2) Red beans and rice with Andouille sausage, McIlleny's hot sauce, and a tiny bit of Old Bay and an even tinier bit of Lea and Perrin's Worcesterschire Sauce.

3) Brie, white grapes, Baguette of French bread, and a crisp Chablis

4) Osetra Cavier, Vueve Cliquot "yellow label", French baguette, Wensleydale and Piave.

5) Grilled Portobello mushrooms, green peppers and zucchini, served with a big, jammy Cabernet. Chocolate truffles and Penfolds Grandfather port for dessert.

6) Two Summer favorites: Sliced tomatoes (preferably Early Girl or Better Boy)with Hellman's mayonnaise and slices of Vidalia onion and ground black pepper, grilled Golden Queen with butter and ground black pepper, all served with a medium-bodied Zin, Shiraz or Cab: the other is waffles topped with sliced tomatoes and Marie's Chunky Blue Cheese Dressing, served with coffee(breakfast), mimosas(brunch) or an inexpensive red (lunch) .
@coco - I have had a "thing" for Dorothy Dandridge ever since I was about 6 and saw a clip of her singing "Cow-Cow Boogie". I have a positively stunning photo of Lena Horne upstairs in the music room.
Of the choices, I'd have to go for Norma Jean, though she was never my heartthrob. I was busy having the hots for someone wo always seemed like a stronger personality to me: Katherine Hepburn.



None of the women on the list could have been this androgynous yet still gorgeous.



And if you'd prefer a sexier photo:


Quote by naughtynurse
admittedly not a guy here, but Im not interested in NSA sex. so I wouldn't. I've gone quite a long way for a relationship, but then, I like to travel.

I am a guy but otherwise, everything nn says here is true for me.
Absolute all -time favorite song is "Little Brown Jug" recorded by the 1938 Glenn Miller Orchestra

Lyrics? - too many to select even a few

Absolute all time favorite piece of music is the orchestral version of Pictures at An Exhibition

Favorite organ work is a toss-up between Prelude and Fugue in D Minor - JS Bach, and Perpetuum Molbile, by Caesar Frank
Mazza - YES!Sissyphus! Thank you!

@sprite - You may call me anything you like, Your Royal Spriteness. (except I'd really prefer you not call me late for dinner)
I can understand and forgive the first scenario. Inhibitions are down, judgment is impaired, the heat of the moment, etc.

The second, however, goes to the very core reasons for being in a committed relationship. IF it is as described, the relationship has already failed. It's obvious that the person is getting something from the online experience that isn't happening at home, and there is lack of open and honest communication in the real-life relationship..

Would it hurt more than the one-night stand? That's hard to say. Sometimes, when faced with the reality of a failed relationship, as with death after a prolonged illness, we are as much relieved as aggrieved.
If race is important to you - for any reason - you are a racist. Accept it and move on.

Now - as to the original question - skin color is the LAST thing I see, so I have no feelings one way or the other about interracial sex.
Incidentally, I am not a big fan of the military, but one thing they WILL teach you is there are only eight races: A pos, A neg, B pos, B neg, AB pos, AB neg, and O pos and neg.
I haven't any phobias. I do get a little nervous whenever I see a black car with blacked-out windows, though. As someone else said, I'm not fond of flying lead.

I dislike venomous creatures, and generally treat them with a healthy dose of respect.

Around here, the most dangerous ones (other than people, of course) are copperhead snakes, white faced hornets, black widow spiders, and wolf spiders. We have Timber and Eastern Diamondback rattle snakes, but they generally let you know where they are before you step on them, so they don't bother me so much. When I find venomous creatures in the house, or living where I am likely to frequent, I usually do my best to wipe them out. In the wild, I generally push the snakes away with a long stick, and shoo the spiders and stinging insects away with whatever is handy.
I have two pairs of these in black, and one pair in English tan (I do NOT wear brown shoes - it's a hold-over from the late sixties and early seventies - you Frank Zappa fans will understand)
I own one pair of Bass Weejuns in cordovan, one pair of British bicycling shoes in black, one pair of Nike Walking shoes in white, one pair of black patent oxfords to wear with my tuxedo, two pairs of Vietnam jungle boots, and one pair of rubber tire sandals, which I wear most of the time, unless the snow is deeper than about four inches (without socks, thank you very much)

If I have to appear "dressed" I usually select one of my four Corneliani suits, a shirt with French cuffs, over the calk either black or brown socks, and either the black or the tan oxfords (with a belt and wristwatch band to match, of course).

Alternatively I wear my (Old) Douglas tartan kilt. I don't own a proper pair of shoes, so make do with black cap toe oxfords. I have never been met with embarrassed silence at them, though, I must admit, I've not been introduced to the Queen, either. She might not approve of them.


(@Aidin - That is why all four of my suits are Corneliani. They cost me nearly $2000.00(USD) apiece when I bought them back in 1980, but they still look better today than any brand new $150.00 suit from Target.
I buy cheap black suits to wear for music jobs, because they get beat up, torn and ragged within a year or so. The same with tuxedos - I have one by Hugo Boss which I wear when I am attending as a guest, but three cheap ones from a local wedding shop I wear to play music. There is nothing worse than a man in a cheap tuxedo, but most people are not urbane enough to recognize the difference)
It is always better to be overdressed - even for working outdoors. I used to work with a brick layer who wore long-sleeved shirts year 'round. He said, "You can always remove a layer, roll up sleeves, or if at a social function loosen or remove a tie, etc. But if you don't have those things, you can't put them on."
Demon rum. Cruzan Black Strap, from a 2 oz graduate that came from my granddaddy's drugstore.


I'm gonna put in a shameless plug for myself, but I also would recommend Frank Lee. His way with words is astounding.

There's another dude - I can't remember his name right now - the old fart who lives somewhere up in the Maine north woods black fly country. When I think of his name, I'll post it on here.

(@Sprite - I can call him an "ol fart", 'cause I'm one myself but you can't; you're too young.) smile
Took this photo with my telephone at Maryland Ave and 26th Street, in Baltimore City.
I think MLK would have seen those signs as indications of the truth in the Supreme Court decision in Brown v. Board of Ed.
I always DID like George Carlin.

I, too have read the Bible several times. I have read three different translations: King James, James Moffatt, and a copy of the Cloverdale Bible which we found in the house after my grandmother died. It was printed in Edinburgh, Scotland, in 1610. The last, I donated to the Peabody Rare Book Library along with a book of Calvinist Sermons printed the same year, after I finished reading both books.

In none of the translations did I find Jesus preaching against pornography, though he does classify many other sexual acts as sinful. Furthermore, Jesus never specifically says he will judge people who perform sinful acts; he leaves judgment up to his Lord. Although he is pretty certain there will be judgment, and that the Lord will agree with his assessment of what is and is not sinful. I find that a little arrogant of him, but otherwise, he seems like a pretty good person, if a bit of a gadabout.
I got 93%"oman's dream"

But what they didn't ask is the most important question: Can you ever put anything ahead of music as the most important thing in your life?
My score would have dropped to zero if I answered that question honestly - because I'd have to say no.
I have a special Lushie friend, with whom I have probably shared more intimacies than with anyone else, ever, in my entire life (and I've been married three times, so there aren't many secrets, overall). But one of the things we established very early on was that there was no exclusivity. So, no, I am not jealous at all. Do I wish I could be "the one"? OF course; we all do, but I also realize my limitations. Dirty Harry was not telling me anything new.

And I disagree with the previous poster. I believe that the deeper you connect with someone, the lesser the likelihood of jealousy. I find when I have a deeper connection with someone, I tend to put that person further and further ahead of myself. How could I be jealous, if she is doing what makes her happy? I may be disappointed that I cannot provide whatever it is she needs, but am I jealous? No. If anything, I am envious of whoever can fulfill that need. And that envy is always tempered with a happiness for her, that she has found that person..
When I'm sick? Not only no, but HELL NO! I know that I am on the mend, when I am again interested in sex.
NEVER say "meanwhile"


I often change location, time, or POV, by using dialogue which is obviously and distinctly that of a different character. I have also been known to us a long series of periods, but, as someone here said, it is always better if you can set then break in writing instead of using punctuation alone.

ON the other hand, Meanwhile DOES have it's place:

"Meanwhile, the Lone Ranger, disguised as a door, gets his knob blown off."
always laugh
or
Live now
or
no regrets
there are a ton of 'em - pick whichever suits, but mostly, whatever you do, be in the moment.
MY specialty dark rum gimlet


Dark Rum Gimlet

In an 8oz highball glass:

½ oz. Roses’ Lime Juice
2 Oz Cruzan Black Strap Rum (Or Gosling's or Black Seal, but they haven't as much flavor)
Fill with ice cubes (whole - not crushed)
Stir slightly, (I push the cubes around with a fingertip, which I then lick off)
Top off with as much chilled Schweppes tonic Water as will fill the glass.
Stir (gently!!! - you don't want to spill or waste any) until the tonic water goers flat.

Sip and enjoy!
OH, Lordy! That was fifty years ago! She was not a virgin so knew what she was doing, but I was green as grass. I think I lasted all of about five or maybe six strokes. We eloped the following January (about four months after my first time) and once we were able to do it regularly, we both figured it all out. smile
LORD! And I thought it was bad when it got above twenty!

I suppose it's a good sign - it means the site is growing by leaps and bounds, but, Mercy!
'Scuse me, while I whip dis out. Blazing Saddles

Run away! Run away! Search For The Holy Grail

They sure weren't expecting THAT shit. Ocean's Eleven (remake)

It's not personal; it's just business. Godfather

Moses supposes his toeses are roses, but Moses supposes erroneously. Singing In The Rain

NO, I don't expect you to talk; I expect you to DIE, Mr. Bond. Goldfinger

I'll not be goin' to 'im in me shift. The Quiet Man
There is good music in nearly all genres, I think, but what makes it "good " is honesty. That is to say, if the song is a reggae piece, the artist shouldn't try to make it pop. if it is punk, don't try to turn it into skye or rap, or some other medium. But, and here's where honesty plays into it, if you are gonna steal a song from another genre, then don't screw around. Go for the whole caboodle. The best examples I can think of off hand in my current semi-inebriated state of mind are Emerson Lake and Palmer doing Pictures at an Exhibition, and Jimmy Smith doing Peter and The Wolf. In other words, make a musical statement; don't try to please everyone. Because when you do that, all you are is "elevator" or "dentist office" music.
One of my favorites.



Absolute worst, bar none, is Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer