The last time I checked into it, I found that good writing, just like taking out the garbage contrary to popular belief, is NOT a sex-linked characteristic.
And I almost forgot - yes that is meinmy avatar. That photo was taken in about 2003 or so, while I was playing for an outdoor wedding. SInce I am obviously reading a chart, I am probably playing "Sophisticated Lady", which the bride requested as the music for her mothers entrance. (I still don't know the changes to that tune.) LOL
I have been "dry" since February 16th of last year, and I can testify that it really isn't all that difficult.
I tend to have trouble with shyness in "party" or "club" situations too, when I am a stranger. Here's what gets me past the shyness, and nearly always evolves into some sort of conversation: "Hi, I'm _____________. I know this sounds like a pickup line, but I find you attractive, and would like to get to know you in the normally accepted sense of the word."
You'd be surprised at how many women will respond with, "As opposed to the Biblical sense?" and laugh.
I think because it is honest, and because it gets all the sexual agnst out of the way upfront, we can easily move on from there to real conversation.
Hppy Birthday!!!!
Here's a birthday suggestion for you:
Live a little. Go ahead and burn the candle at both ends. Nevermind how messy the cake gets.
I have one in the old Douglas tartan that I wear occasionally. I guess it must be okay, because I get compliments on it when I do..
Saying good night to a special person.
I try to do a thank you every time, because I knoiw I feel better when I receive them after I've approved someone's story. As others have said, we are all volunteers, so a thank you isn't required, nor is it even expected. But it's always nice when we get one.
I have a constant high-pitched squeal inside my head (G9 = 12,543.84 Hz), and consequently have no need of tuning devices for my instruments. I can tell you my systolic blood pressure within 5 points by listening to the volume of the squeal.
Okay. I've read the top three, and I'll admit it: they are all better than anything I could have written. Congratulations to everyone, and I promise to read the rest of the top ten before the week is out.
Friend of mine told me he came home from work early once to find his wife with the head of a four iron inside, working her G spot. She looked at him and grinned and said, "Well, I can't hit the damn thing. It might as well be good for SOMETHING."
I tend to agree with Zen; I use "come" as a verb, and "cum" as a noun.
She lays on her back
Wide open for all to see
But there's no one there.
ANd I would respectfully maintain that BS is not confined to her telling of the story. It is just as possible (and I believe highly likely) that the bs element was introduced by a reporter or an editor who chose to leave out a few facts, just to make the story more "marketable". But, what ever the reason, there is a strong stench of bs in the article as it stands.
It depends on what's doing the biting. I'm not big on venomous insects or other animals.