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DLizze
1 month ago
Bi-curious Male, 81
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The last time I checked into it, I found that good writing, just like taking out the garbage contrary to popular belief, is NOT a sex-linked characteristic.

And I almost forgot - yes that is meinmy avatar. That photo was taken in about 2003 or so, while I was playing for an outdoor wedding. SInce I am obviously reading a chart, I am probably playing "Sophisticated Lady", which the bride requested as the music for her mothers entrance. (I still don't know the changes to that tune.) LOL
I have been "dry" since February 16th of last year, and I can testify that it really isn't all that difficult.
I tend to have trouble with shyness in "party" or "club" situations too, when I am a stranger. Here's what gets me past the shyness, and nearly always evolves into some sort of conversation: "Hi, I'm _____________. I know this sounds like a pickup line, but I find you attractive, and would like to get to know you in the normally accepted sense of the word."

You'd be surprised at how many women will respond with, "As opposed to the Biblical sense?" and laugh.
I think because it is honest, and because it gets all the sexual agnst out of the way upfront, we can easily move on from there to real conversation.
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Locker room chatter amongst women about our men? Doesn't happen...at least not in MY circle of friends.

And gentlemen do not discuss their current or past women, either. That's just rude and disrespectful.
Hppy Birthday!!!!
Here's a birthday suggestion for you:
Live a little. Go ahead and burn the candle at both ends. Nevermind how messy the cake gets.
I have one in the old Douglas tartan that I wear occasionally. I guess it must be okay, because I get compliments on it when I do..
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You mean you don't shake a magic 8 ball and that is how you push the stories through! lol Just Kidding. This makes sense. As a new author, this was all very informative on not only the rules on Italics, but also how stories are moderated!


Ask again later.
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Thanks for the reminder, PP. I'd forgotten about the letter exception.

In the great scheme of things, the closer Lush sticks to industry standards the better it is for writers. Helps get us accustomed to doing it the right (more or less) way which tends to please editors and agents.

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As Ms Nicola said, "Very good point, Mr. Rumple."

Incidentally, see what I did there with the punctuation?

Whether I am writing or I am verifying stories, I try to follow Strunk and White's Elements of Style, or Turabian's Manual of Style For Writers of Dissertations, Theses and Research Papers (commonly known as Turabian, or Chicago style). I don't however, keep them open at my side; I mostly remember the rules set forth in them, and refer to them only when I run into something or a situation for which I cannot remember the rules.

I also refer stories to the rest of the moderating team when ever I have a question about any part of a story, regardless of what the question is. All of us moderaters do that when we have doubts or concerns. We believe consistency in our decisions adds both fairness to the writers and credibility to our decisions when we are forced to reject a piece.
I try to do a thank you every time, because I knoiw I feel better when I receive them after I've approved someone's story. As others have said, we are all volunteers, so a thank you isn't required, nor is it even expected. But it's always nice when we get one.


Here is a photograph my grandfather took somewhere in Baltimore, MD in 1958
I have a constant high-pitched squeal inside my head (G9 = 12,543.84 Hz), and consequently have no need of tuning devices for my instruments. I can tell you my systolic blood pressure within 5 points by listening to the volume of the squeal.


Nude Georgia O'Keeffe by Alfred Stiegluitz 1918 palladium print
Okay. I've read the top three, and I'll admit it: they are all better than anything I could have written. Congratulations to everyone, and I promise to read the rest of the top ten before the week is out.
Friend of mine told me he came home from work early once to find his wife with the head of a four iron inside, working her G spot. She looked at him and grinned and said, "Well, I can't hit the damn thing. It might as well be good for SOMETHING."
I tend to agree with Zen; I use "come" as a verb, and "cum" as a noun.
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It's interesting to read this clarification as my story 'The Man of My Dreams' originally included taking a sleeping pill as part of the Dom's instructions. I re-wrote that section after reading the submission guidelines as I posted since I didn't want to get into trouble with the moderators. I don't feel that the story suffered and I'll probably steer clear in future... although knowing me I actually won't.


Taking the pill as part of following instructions is acceptable, provided there is no coercion. In all Dom/sub relationships, as with all other acceptable stories on Lush, there is always the option to decline. So if, for example, a Mistress tells her sissy he has to take a viagra a hour or so before the mistress expects to be home, and he choses to follow that instruction, that is perfectly acceptable. If, on the other hand, she stuffs a ball gag in his mouth and puts a pill through the hole in it without his knowing, or without his specific acceptance, that is not.
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Interesting. I know that when I see the girls tits that are either augmented or, in a couple of cases, lifted I am envious. (actually its the lifts I really like best)


MY second wife had a reduction, as has a friend of mine. Pat (my ex-wife) had no problem with hers, but Carolyn says after the reduction, she lost all sensitivity in her nipples. So far as I know, I have never been with a woman who has had augmentation or lifts, but it seems to me, ninety percent of whether it is a turn-on or not is how she feels about herself, and what aura she projects.
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1) Breaking bad

2) The Walking Dead

3) Game of Thrones

4) The X-Files (no longer on, but I loved this show!)

5) Boston Legal (again no longer on, but I enjoyed it. a lot)

6-? I also enjoy(ed) The Goodwife, Deadwood, Weeds, ER, Red Dwarf, but I rarely watch TV so to expect me to converse about them is kinda umm pointless.


Lister was my hero! smile
I think one ofthe toughsest things I have tried to take photos of was a record snowfall we had in February, 2010 - 30"

Here are a few of my efforts:



She lays on her back
Wide open for all to see
But there's no one there.
ANd I would respectfully maintain that BS is not confined to her telling of the story. It is just as possible (and I believe highly likely) that the bs element was introduced by a reporter or an editor who chose to leave out a few facts, just to make the story more "marketable". But, what ever the reason, there is a strong stench of bs in the article as it stands.
These are all photos of tools I made for doing clock and watch repair, and a pretty watch

Tool post made to mount a Dremel on the lathe.

Wrench for adjusting alarm clock balance pivot cones

Here is a multi-sized runner I made, for polishing clock pivots.

This is the lens I hold in front of my digital camera to take close-ups, and the adapter collar I turned from some scrap.

I had to put a new mainspring in my pocket watch.
It depends on what's doing the biting. I'm not big on venomous insects or other animals.
Was tired of watching poorly acted, and badly scripted porn. Did a search for "erotic stories" and found this site.First story I read was by CG Brumby (RIP). I had to join to comment, and she convinced me to submit my first one . SInce then, I have "met" and "conversed" with some wonderful people here (and some asshats - buit like anywhere else, "ya pays yer money, an' ya takes yer chances").

I have told several people about this site, and that I am a writer and story verifier here; whether they have joined or not, I couldn't say.