Quote by Magical_felix

Noll shrunk down to the size of a chicken vs one angry full size emperor penguin. The fight is in a boxing ring so it's fair. Noll is naked.

Why the fuck does everyone have to be naked in these fights?

Quote by LucyAnne

Well, you don't know the sordid truth.

It all makes sense now...

This fucking asshat just slapped tariffs on an island in Antarctica with no human inhabitants...just penguins.

He's tariffing the penguins.

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https://x.com/doctor_cabral/status/1904268660627349640

Hey so what the fuck is this?

Quote by colin123

He is a fraud

Damn right he is Colin!

Quote by Magical_felix

Does Wellmademale have any weapons and is he naked?

WMM does not have weapons, and he is dressed for brunch.

Fully grown moose (male) in his prime vs a fully grown male moose-sized WellMadeMale in his prime.

Quote by Magical_felix

Remember when the leftists were protest voting for Trump to teach genocide Joe and Killer Kamala a lesson about Palestine and how Trump would be a better alternative?

Trump says he wants to level Gaza and turn it into the Riviera of the Middle East.

Anything to show those dems what's what.

Quote by Magical_felix

You know this is killing him. He's an entertainer above all else. Even if he wins this thing (and let's face it, there's a strong chance he will), the lack of popularity is what's destroying his ego, and he'll make us pay for it his entire term.

Quote by leftlingula

Thanks to all who came!

Well if I would've known it was that kinda party, I might have left work early!

Quote by PrincessC

so do you only read the sex between married couples?

And like, if only reading about sex between married couples, can they swing as long as it's with other married couples?

Quote by AvidlyCurious

Lier lier bra(?) on fire!

I was working. 🥺

Quote by Magical_felix

Sounds legit 🇺🇸

It is legit. The Black male in question was Chryses.

Quote by PrincessC

Me at 16 thinking I had found a shade match. He should get a professional spray tan. Not to be flippant but that lack of blending should be a felony.

I'm genuinely starting to believe it's some sort of dysmorphia.

Quote by Ensorceled

I may have time to pound one out after all.

I take this to mean you're not participating in No-Nut November?

Quote by CAPPDADDY

I'm sorry! What was the hardcore image that wasn't allowed? I only posted 2 items and the weren't hardcore, 1 gif, 1 still black and white photo.

No worries!

Anything that shows genitals is considered hardcore. So while perfectly fine in the B&W images room, and other designated parts of the site, it's not allowed in the general areas of the forums.

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This entire site will be banned and the people running it will be charged with crimes under Project 2025. Maybe even the users like us too. Wake the hell up.

Hey buddy. Is everything okay?

Quote by AvidlyCurious

I'll bring mine...

Quote by simplyjohn

Fixed your typo's and no.

Wtf?

Quote by leftlingula

Are you coming? If so, yes. Otherwise BYOT

What kind of establishment are you running? Having to supply my own titties is preposterous. I love my titties, but I like other people's titties even more.

Will there be titties?

Quote by Seeker4

Red.

Would you be someone's "sugar baby" (can be any gender) if the offer was right?

Absolutely if my financial situation made it feel like a necessity.

Do you like smoothie bowls?

Quote by gffphann

There was a Trump rally in Coachella. There was an area some distance away for people to park their cars, so they needed to be bused in from there. They used several buses for this, but when the rally was over, there was only one bus to take them back to the parking area, and apparently, didn't return to pick up the rest of the rally goers, leaving them stranded.

Thank you my good man. That jumble of words made me feel like I was having a stroke.

Quote by Beffer

Lately? None.

Can you shuffle a deck of cards fast and fancy, or just average klutsy?

Fast and fancy. I don't know any tricks or anything, but I get it done without much fuss.

Green grapes or red?

Quote by Magical_felix

It’s not right to laugh at this

What's actually happening here? I genuinely have no idea what any of this means.

Hard to say, since I'm not guilty about any of my pleasures. I suppose I'll just say trashy reality TV.

Favorite color lingerie to wear and/or for a lover to wear?

One, on my foot.

What piercings, if any, would you like to have?

Absolutely.

How many piercings do you have?

Yes, a couple of times. Fun and hot in the moment, but in hindsight, incredibly irresponsible to say the least.

Imagine being a 50-year-old multibillionaire who still gets defended by your mom against *checks notes* parody accounts.