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DavidTheDeer
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 37
United States
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Give her rump a swat and hopefully get away before she could get revenge on me 
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sp would never say anything that could be considered inappropriate by anyone's standards due to her extreme religious beliefs. >.>
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Untie you so you can get back at whoever tied you up in the first place XP
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Innocent
Ever been caught getting off to something on lush?
Ever been caught getting off to something on lush?
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-.-
It’s sad that the guy could manage to figure out how to call the doctor, but couldn’t' realize he'd covered his dick with Cheetos… Thank god this isn’t taken from reality lol
It’s sad that the guy could manage to figure out how to call the doctor, but couldn’t' realize he'd covered his dick with Cheetos… Thank god this isn’t taken from reality lol
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B2011 is trying to hold the sink down because she's afraid its going to fly away.
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Really, no blue or red votes? I'm surprised, I guess I don't mind black or white bikinis, but I find them rather uninteresting if they don't contrast the skin color well, like a white bikini on a lighter tan skin tone is... boring. Although, this might all be because I wear glasses, and when I go swimming I don't wear them, so if there isn't a lot of contrast, it all looks the same and I can't make the bikini out... or any curvature >.>
*Stares for a bit…* Doesn’t that have a bit of a red tint to it?
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Well as you can see, I like black on me, but like white too
*Stares for a bit…* Doesn’t that have a bit of a red tint to it?
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Quote by Magical_felix
Well, when I feel like I'm gonna get turned off by what she says I tend to do most of the talking... I also tend to bring up puppies and shit like that, not politics.
like this....
Me: So the president...
Her: You mean Mr. BarrackO'bama???
Me: Uh yeah... Him... I heard he was part Irish, isn't that interesting?
Her: Oh my god it is, I had no idea!
Me: Yeah... He has a real cute puppy too!
Her: He does!? I have a puppy he is the best ever and I love him blah blah blah blah blah...
Me: Oh wow that is sooooo cool, I love puppies! I'd love to meet him sometime! You want another margarita???
Her: Really? He likes meeting new people he has soooo much energy! Sure I'll take another margarita!
See? Problem solved and hopefully you get to meet her totally awesome puppy later. Then if you play it right, her kitty.
Don't think I'd want to stick around long enough to meet her kitty if that means I had to suffer 3rd degree brain damage.
However I do commend anyone with the ability to act interested in something they don't understand (or care about) at all, takes a lot more patience then I have that’s for sure lol.
Side note: I see a different between being knowledgeable and being smart, I'm sure there are people out there that don't know who the President of the United states is, and I don't believe that means their stupid, just means that’s not something they really care about at all (although, not knowing who the current president is a bit extreme I guess).
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You know, there is this thing called the internet now, it’s pretty much made physical magazines obsolete :P
However on a more serious note, if you have tiles for ceiling you could slip them up in there, you could also try hiding it in your houses vent system. Guess it’s really hard to think of creative hiding spots when we have no clue what your room actually looks like.
However on a more serious note, if you have tiles for ceiling you could slip them up in there, you could also try hiding it in your houses vent system. Guess it’s really hard to think of creative hiding spots when we have no clue what your room actually looks like.
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Quote by WorkAlone
fit
(wondering if this'll get me in trouble too ;) )
Haha, of course not, just don't see how I'm not skinny
Camouflaged
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Quote by Curlygirly
Not skinny ;)
Not skinny!?!
Err I mean
On topic :P
Appears busy :p
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Never, if I was not in a good enough relationship to desire cheating on my partner that badly I would probably have to end the relationship.