Yo, know what they call a Batman who leaves church early?
--What?
A Christian Bale.
--You have ve got to be Keaton me.
Nah fam, Jesus died for our Affleck-tions.
--Just. Kil-mer already.
(Good-looking chap!)
Bad Blood... in my pants? Soz, TMI
I plead the fifth.
You have cracked your iPhone screen before.
That everything is falling nicely into place!
I'm speaking way too
fast and grinning far too wide,
you must think I'm mad!
Board games!!
Tennis ball or sleeping bag?
Let exemplary
men surround you and keep you
from the thrill seekers
You are more than flesh -
beautiful though it may be,
there are subtler needs
than watching pleasure
contort a face - you delight
in strong character
Drop in salt ocean
Deep plunge, break quiet surface
You make me buoyant
femme fatale
(excusez-moi!)
Ain't nobody gon' penis up.
Sincerely,
bangs.
With firmness - and perhaps a touch of empathy.
How would you like to be described?
My bad @lynnwitt
'Kelly Rowland, savage pace'
Fuckin' with the lines
Staircase, cider race,
Lady Gaga, medium pace,
Armistice in bed
Pencil skirts that hit just above the knee. Can be cotton, denim, leather...
I would be at a loss for words!
