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DirtyMartini
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DirtyMartini
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
Generally not a big fan of inky girls...but, I can definitely make an exception right here...wow...
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DirtyMartini
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Yeah, pole dancing can be rather impressive...if done correctly, anyway...

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I say let them try to prove it in court...



Now this really is an easy mistake to make...
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DirtyMartini
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
I really have no clue what I'm supposed to be posting here, so let's try a dog with a gun smoking a cigar and see how that goes...

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DirtyMartini
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
Sometimes there's real good reason to use a pen name, as opposed to a "penis name"...just sayin'
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DirtyMartini
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Btw...any gals here considering getting a new tat, and looking for ideas...consider getting a tattoo of 'Ole Willie here...marijuana pipe optional...

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DirtyMartini
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
Quote by TheDelightfulAsh
Quantum physics.


Yeah, I never quite grasped that one either...and that whole Schrodinger's Cat thing leaves me a bit lost...somehow I've managed to survive all these years without understanding it though...
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DirtyMartini
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
I'm glad they put this sign up here...maybe they're talking about smoking grass...

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Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
Quote by SereneProdigy


In fact, BB King's legendary guitar (Lucille) was a Gibson ES-355:




If you notice, it has no F-holes though...

On another note...in honor of Albert King's birthday a couple of days back, I had posted the link to this article, along with a ton of cool Albert pics...

Albert King’s Flying Vs Kings Ransom: Seagal, Gibbons, and Albert King's Flying Vs
http://www.vintageguitar.com/3813/albert-kings-flying-vs/



And yeah...he is my favorite guitar player btw...

ALBERT KING - Oh Pretty Woman (1970)
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This might be of interest to some friends here...this is alternative footage of The Band's last concert...if you're familiar with the movie The Last Waltz, which came out when I was in high school back in '78...you might find this of interest...it's in three parts on YouTube btw...

The Band The Last Waltz Complete Concert Part 1 Alternate Footage
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DirtyMartini
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
Quote by LadyX
It's no longer in our best interests to serve hamburgers here. If you've posted accounts of past hamburgers you enjoyed, you can still access them through your profile.


Oh, that made me laugh...actually, I think you can still get hamburger, as long as it's not related to the bun...or something like that...go read the latest edition of the Lush guidelines and figure it out...
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DirtyMartini
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
This might be useful for any of my friends here considering public masturbation...
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DirtyMartini
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
This is so damn bad...I just had to share it with you peeps...yeah, you can thank me later...
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DirtyMartini
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"ACX is a marketplace where professional authors, agents, publishers, and other Rights Holders can post fallow audiobook rights...

At ACX, those unused audio rights will be matched with narrators, engineers, recording studios, and other Producers capable of producing a finished audiobook, as well as with audiobook publishers. The result: More audiobooks will be made."

Anyway, if that sounds interesting...check it out my friends...

Audiobook Creation Exchange (ACX)
http://www.acx.com/
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DirtyMartini
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Quote by Her Royal Spriteness


sorry, but it will never happen. we don't take suggestions from non-gold badge members seriously. sometimes, we'll laugh about them in the gold club, while drinking expensive wine and eating truffles, though. after all, you peasants are amusing, you have to admit.


Yeah...or talk about it on the solid gold Lush yacht...don't forget the gold member yacht Miss Spriteness...
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DirtyMartini
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Quote by Peri
You must have bought your iMac from a toyshop :P


Yeah, maybe it's not really a computer...maybe it's an Etch-A-Sketch or something...that might explain a few things...be careful if you shake it btw...

I use Chrome myself...and actually, I'm pretty sure I first heard about Chrome somewhere in the Lush forum...and never had any problems with it on my PC, though my local computer repair guy hates it...he thinks it uses too much memory...he's a big Firefox fan...
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DirtyMartini
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Oh yeah, of course...it's Curly-G's birthday...which I believe coincides with National Potato Appreciation Day, if I'm not mistaken...









Cheers,
Alan.
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