Someone compared this to a bar, and I find that to be a fairly accurate description. Just like I dont want to walk up to a guy in a bar who is waving his cock about, I dont want to bombarded with it here. Guys are somuch easier, wear a low cut shirt, and you're in.
Girls want to be approached, preferably in something that is a) not smelly and dirty, at least not unless you are directly off work(men doing things with their jobs are very sexy) But dont send me a picture that has your toliet in it, clean the background up a bit. I dont want to be treated to a picture of what a slob you are. and yes, I will notice the pile of dirty clothes in the background.
b) dont assume that because you are talking to me that I am interested in cyber jumping your bones. so treat me to the types of pictures you would share on fb. not those in your private album. unless I ask for it.
c) if I do express an interest in your cock(see b), do share something that is more then just a simple dick. I like to see a guy's face, although maybe not in the same pic as the dick.(i get privacy issues) What I like about a dick pic isnt the dick, its the person the dick is attached to. And this isn't a deal breaker for me. I just like to see faces. I understand the privacy issues.)
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Dirty_D
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Like others, I don't read or write by category.
Case in point: my latest story started out with the idea of "what if the headless horse man was a real tale? what would the story today be?" I had planned to make it about a girl, one who was missing in the news. But the farther I got in the writing process, and character development, I figured out that really I had my character wrong. Scarlet became Shaun and I wrote a story that although intended to be strictly a supernatural story, became a gay male story. If I had buttoned myself into a category, I would still be struggling with character development.
I prefer to read a good tale first and foremost. Ill read a story by an author I like in a category I don't.
Force me to pick a tab to read from and Ill pick Editor's Pick every time.
Case in point: my latest story started out with the idea of "what if the headless horse man was a real tale? what would the story today be?" I had planned to make it about a girl, one who was missing in the news. But the farther I got in the writing process, and character development, I figured out that really I had my character wrong. Scarlet became Shaun and I wrote a story that although intended to be strictly a supernatural story, became a gay male story. If I had buttoned myself into a category, I would still be struggling with character development.
I prefer to read a good tale first and foremost. Ill read a story by an author I like in a category I don't.
Force me to pick a tab to read from and Ill pick Editor's Pick every time.
Head Nurse
Like others, I don't read or write by category.
Case in point: my latest story started out with the idea of "what if the headless horse man was a real tale? what would the story today be?" I had planned to make it about a girl, one who was missing in the news. But the farther I got in the writing process, and character development, I figured out that really I had my character wrong. Scarlet became Shaun and I wrote a story that although intended to be strictly a supernatural story, became a gay male story. If I had buttoned myself into a category, I would still be struggling with character development.
I prefer to read a good tale first and foremost. Ill read a story by an author I like in a category I don't.
Force me to pick a tab to read from and Ill pick Editor's Pick every time.
Case in point: my latest story started out with the idea of "what if the headless horse man was a real tale? what would the story today be?" I had planned to make it about a girl, one who was missing in the news. But the farther I got in the writing process, and character development, I figured out that really I had my character wrong. Scarlet became Shaun and I wrote a story that although intended to be strictly a supernatural story, became a gay male story. If I had buttoned myself into a category, I would still be struggling with character development.
I prefer to read a good tale first and foremost. Ill read a story by an author I like in a category I don't.
Force me to pick a tab to read from and Ill pick Editor's Pick every time.
Head Nurse
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Another Douglas Adams Point to Ponder.
“This must be Thursday,' said Arthur to himself, sinking low over his beer. 'I never could get the hang of Thursdays.”
― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Well if your last name is dent and you put a fish in your ear, the least you can do is keep your towel.
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I never realized this down side of stockings until you brought it up. Come to think of it, it really does seem impossible to wear stockings in such heat.
I noticed when I have traveled that the fashion in other places tends to include a lot more stockings then we have. I would imagine this is related to the sun. If its 90-100 (32-28 for you Celsius users) you don't put on layers of clothing.
On the flip side, if it gets to 60 (15 C), I start whining about how cold it is
I have have more bikinis than sweatshirts.
I tend to have a lot of vintage slips, and Ill wear those most of the summer, they work well under sundresses if its not a beach day/im wearing a bikini.
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well, for me, yes and no.
I love to wear them, just like the rest of my pretty little things, they make me feel sexy and as such they are empowering.
But this is florida, its hot here most of the year. When the weather is over 80, im not about to wear stockings. So that leaves maybe 4 months I can.
I love to wear them, just like the rest of my pretty little things, they make me feel sexy and as such they are empowering.
But this is florida, its hot here most of the year. When the weather is over 80, im not about to wear stockings. So that leaves maybe 4 months I can.
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¿Es esto Gav lo mismo que está en la historiaslush.com?
yes
Head Nurse
I wake up about 2P, lay in bed (or the couch if iv not made it to bed) fucking around on the computer/my phone/reading a book, nap again, till 3p. Then clean my house, pick shit up, write, homework till 4p, go for a run, shower, put on whatever scrubs are on top, braid my hair, apply a bit of make up (depends on what Im wearing, but im an eyeshadow, mascara kinda girl normally) grab a bite to eat,leave my house by 5:30p maybe stop at dunkin donuts for an iced latte, love the butter Pecan, get to work at 6:30p.
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I got there first ;)
"If you write more like this, you will soon be one of Lush's top writers. Damn it, you already are..." [That was me, on 2 Feb 2013, about her very first story]
My other favourites include CeliaisAliena (read and marvel at her feeling for words), AbigailThornton (funny, imaginative and often very filthy), and Alexandra_A (another writer with a great feeling for rhyme and metre).
Hardly, I mentioned her in the third post ;)
And definitely Alexandra_A!
Head Nurse
Having dealt with bariatric patients ill give you my take.
Lap band, roux en y, ext, all treat the symptom with out treating the problem. I find that those patients are the hardest to take care of because they rarely want to take responsibilities for their actions.
Read up on the side effects. Read about the diet you will have to follow. It is not just a cart blanch; its not even just you are less hungry; you have to restrict what you eat. and making the stomach pouch smaller doesn't make you want those foods less. It just makes them more dangerous to you.
For many if they just abided by the may have/cannot have list alone they would loose weigh. It is always preferable to diet modification and exercise to a surgery. Also the cells that make the wall of the stomach are some of the squishiest, with some of the highest ability to reproduce. So even if you have any of these procedures done they will modify, and allow you to continue to over eat.
True story: as a new grad I has a patient who had bariatric surgery. As a celebratory meal after her release from the hospital, the husband, kids and, and herself all went to a steakhouse for dinner. She ruptured her stomach (emergency surgery) and then contracted one of the many hospital acquired viruses, in this case a narcotizing fleshitis.
I thought about it. There is something attractive about the idea of relative ease with weight lose. But in the end I lost my extra weight by slowly modifying my patterns and meals.
Lap band, roux en y, ext, all treat the symptom with out treating the problem. I find that those patients are the hardest to take care of because they rarely want to take responsibilities for their actions.
Read up on the side effects. Read about the diet you will have to follow. It is not just a cart blanch; its not even just you are less hungry; you have to restrict what you eat. and making the stomach pouch smaller doesn't make you want those foods less. It just makes them more dangerous to you.
For many if they just abided by the may have/cannot have list alone they would loose weigh. It is always preferable to diet modification and exercise to a surgery. Also the cells that make the wall of the stomach are some of the squishiest, with some of the highest ability to reproduce. So even if you have any of these procedures done they will modify, and allow you to continue to over eat.
True story: as a new grad I has a patient who had bariatric surgery. As a celebratory meal after her release from the hospital, the husband, kids and, and herself all went to a steakhouse for dinner. She ruptured her stomach (emergency surgery) and then contracted one of the many hospital acquired viruses, in this case a narcotizing fleshitis.
I thought about it. There is something attractive about the idea of relative ease with weight lose. But in the end I lost my extra weight by slowly modifying my patterns and meals.
Head Nurse
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To produce a couple decent audio stories. I recorded my first poem, so the first step had been taken
Also I want to finish my collab, and produce it to the best level it can. In progress, so far still full steam ahead.
And knock at least one out of my unfinished album.
Check in time myself
this is a nice thread to keep me on track. thank you.
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bat girl logo
I bought the batgirl ones, and the wonderwoman ones(x three types) I couldnt resist.
(and I think of sprite every time I wear the supergirl ones, and Ms. coco when I wear the wonderwoman ones :)
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I LOVE football, can't wait for the season to start. Of course I like summer too, but fall with its football, and cooler days is something to look forward to when it gets hot.
and Im a split personality, as long as the Big 10 & the SEC arent playing each other, all is well. *laughs*
Go GATORS!
OH-IO!
and Im a split personality, as long as the Big 10 & the SEC arent playing each other, all is well. *laughs*
Go GATORS!
OH-IO!