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Dirty_D
Over 90 days ago
Pan Female, 47
0 miles · Ocala

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Quote by TexDrifter
Line's open for the next caller...

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Dear Tex,

I have a problem. You see, I like to write fun little stories about some of my rompings, and then I share them with people. However, I recently came up with a little tale for fun to enter in a competition. However, since its a different style then I typically write, my readers seem to have shunned it. What can I do to get my readership back?

Thanks,

Lost the Love
all but the fishing.

I live in florida, being on the water is a given.
innocent

have you ever told a calculated truth to impress someone?
The wolf lies, its not a nail in his pocket, he has a screw for me.
What you are referring to as Old fashioned dating hasn't been the standard as long as you might think. it wasn't until the mid twenties that women started to go out with their future partners, and even then, the concept of going to dinner wasn't really conceived. However, it is up to each girl to keep the standards they choose. I've been wined and dined by several men. Some I continued to date others I didn't. It all depends on what I am looking for.
Hungry wolf is a were animal, but only wishes to be a wolf. In reality, the changing animal is a kangaroo.
Quote by Dancing_Doll

Not to mention that when you pan out... he's wearing jeans that look like he stole them from his girlfriend's closet. It's not just that it's skinny jeans on a guy, it's that they're bad skinny jeans - that result in an unfortunate squashy-butt.


Haha!

I've told guys before that their sister/girlfriend wanted her jeans back.
Quote by HeraTeleia


Two Glenfidditch doubles, neat, and I'll be your cam slut. See how this works, OP?




Two for you, you say, and some for myself as well? (good choice)
Quote by Nikki703


OMG! You had me at "can I buy you a drink"!


What'll you have? Care to come sit with me at my table?
Quote by Magnetron
I do tend to play with myself way too much.


This single response, amusing and humble, interests me to read your work more then pages of posturing.

It was a great reply!
Quote by HeraTeleia
Yeahhh...aren't there websites that will, for a fee, connect you with a random woman via cam? English is not my natural language, either, but even I can figure out that what you really want is a woman to watch you bring yourself off. Follow Steph's advice and get down off of the table, mingle, buy a few drinks for a few ladies and see what comes of it (no pun intended).


Hey lady, come here often? Can I buy you a drink? What'll you have?
Quote by HeraTeleia
Yeahhh...aren't there websites that will, for a fee, connect you with a random woman via cam? English is not my natural language, either, but even I can figure out that what you really want is a woman to watch you bring yourself off. Follow Steph's advice and get down off of the table, mingle, buy a few drinks for a few ladies and see what comes of it (no pun intended).


Hey lady, can I buy you a drink? What'll you have?