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Dirty_D
Over 90 days ago
Pan Female, 47
0 miles · Ocala

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Quote by Buz


We often argue about the Braves batting order during sex or why the Falcons can't get anymore production from their running backs. She usually ends the argument by saying, "Oh shut up and fuck me in the ass!"

Our last argument during sex was over which cast member of Duck Dynasty is the funniest. That one lasted for three rounds of hot sweaty sex, seven position changes, and having to change the batteries on her Lelo twice.


LMAO!
I could drink all night, sleep an hour, go to work, and never get a hangover. Oh to have the metabolism (& liver!) of a college kid again!
I've never been much on "drinking games" but enjoy games while drinking: pool, darts, cards, ect.
Minus the golf part(I really am horrible at the game) I'll take the mans day.
Who's going to soak in the dumpster with me if Chef isnt here?
Quote by Jack_42
People who ask to be your friend and then once you've added them ignore requests to chat - it's as though they're just collecting heads to increase their readership or something.



I very rarely send friend requests, however, I do accept most that I receive. It clearly states on my profile I don't want to chat with most, and so I get annoyed by those who message me about it repeatedly.
Silence...Loving it after a long day of buzzers, alarms, and call bells!
Cotton boy shorts. They don't ride or chaff, and they breath. I have, now discontinued, Sports bras from VS; only kind I've ever used that actually held them in place effectively without any bouce.
Quote by RumpleForeskin
Afternoon Lushers and Lushettes. Know y'all missed me this AM but I was out and about...until the processor servers and bill collectors gave up and left.

Naughty, better keep dem nags of yours away from any French fellows. Guess you heard about how them sneaky folks in France have been slipping horse meat into 'good' English beef?





It's fairly common overseas to eat horse(or cheval). It's lower in cholesterol then beef is typically. Here in the states it was served at Harvard till the mid 80's. We export about 100,000 horses a year for horsemeat, much of it going to Japan or Belgium.
Some really good songs here, but when I think of my favorite, I think of the first Rock song I ever heard, Steppenwulf's "Born to be Wild" (my parents hated all forms of rock, and I can actively remember hearing just a snipe of this song when I was 5 & thinking this was the greatest song ever made! I still crank it up when I hear it & drive to fast.)


Oh, and Tom Petty, "Running Down a Dream."
Paints, lots of loud color. (his name is whiskey biggrin )

And my Arab boy of course.
Read every day. Nursing notes, orders, and reports at work, then home to read whatever strikes my fancy in the evening.
I'm out chasing cans: barrel racing.

I know that 60 doesn't sound cold, but it feels freezing. I have 3 shirts and my carhart on.
You're so ugly, even your cell phone network won't go down on you!
Sitting outside right now, waiting on my turn to run. It's incredibly cold out here! Can I get something hot?
Quote by crazydiamond


Your lack of grammar and sentence structure when attempting to pose a question makes me want to spit venom.

Can you fix that please?
It's highly distracting from the point of the post.


This^^
Watching a movie on the couch in a bra/panty set and a white button up shirt
1) hoarding clutter. Ordinary messiness, dirty dishes, laundry ect. I can handle, but excessive "stuff" bugs me.

2) lying, just tell me already. Even if you don't think I will like it.
Not going to be home in time for dinner, so I had a nice breakfast today instead.

(steam rolled) oatmeal, bacon, whole wheat toast, and a couple eggs.
Well, I fell off the group. It was one of those days today. Nothing has gone according to plan, and there were two bottles of wine just sitting there, BEGGING to be consumed.