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Dirty_D
Over 90 days ago
Pan Female, 47
0 miles · Ocala

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Obviously, we should tell a total stranger(with almost no posts) things we won't tell those we are closest to! & lets do it publicly while we are at it!
Please, it was a long hot weekend. I'm ready to have a few days off!
<Stumbling in rubbing eyes, hair in a knot>
Yaawwnn, I need some of that coffee please.
I might add, if you add links to your signature, then go to the games forum it will help you pimp your story.
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I no you dont hear much of a girl being so into what I am,but,in everything I do and say I am being very honest and truthful,I do love my chest and love to be as open as I can in what I do with them,I no its not everyone's taste but I just love being totaly honest,I just want people to beleave that I am what I am and not fake,as some people might think,I am on hear to make as many friends as I can and share with them what I love.
Sorry if its not your taste and sorry if I keep bringing up comments and advice about either my nipples or breasts!


I have a friend who made eye contact durinng a blow job. From what I understand, it burns like mad!
Actually udder cream is good stuff! (good for dry cracked hands in the winter too) Both of those are good brands, I use Fiebing's hoof dressing on the horses, and the top jar we have used on the cows. Many many farmers (and their wives) use this stuff on their hands. It protects against chaffing.

If you ask a question repeatedly, you have to start expecting that you will get this sort of answer. Kinda goes with ask a silly question expect a silly answer.
Do you wake up and get off before getting out of bed?
Nope, I am a late sleeper, I get up about 20 minutes before I need to be rolling down the road. I barely have time to shower, dress, brush hair, apply slight make up.
How often do you get the morning urge?
When I can sleep in
Is it with fingers or a toy?
whichever strikes my fancy at the time
Approximately how long does it take?
4.23 minutes....seriously it depends on how Im feeling.
Do you prefer silence or background noise (radio, shower noise)?
music
Is it a better orgasm than other times of day?
no, evening is better for me
do you prefer one or the other
Yeap, circumcised
do you have any fetishes with uncircumcised
nope. It seems the ones I see at work are never cleaned properly. yuck and painful to the patient as well.
is it gross...if your not into uncircumcised...
see above.
is it a special turn on when a guy tells you or when you see that he is uncircumcised...
um, no
and just any other thoughts on the subject...
I have had patients with health problems related to being uncut, but never due to a circumcision. Maybe that leads to my bias.
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Yea! Go GatorNoles!!


I'm a transplanted gator, even if my heart still beats Scarlett & Gray heart
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Pita? and whatcha got to drink?


Currently drinking MIke's hard cranberry lemoonade...tasty and cold on a hot day, but hey I'll run and get whatever you want. Spinach dip? Love the stuff!
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ooo...scoot over smile


Pulls up a seat, I've got drinks! Share the popcorn.
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Thank you, ladies. A 6' tall woman could wear 5" heels and still not be taller than me when I was barefoot. I've never seen a woman taller than me, but I don't think it would bother me to date a woman who is.


My cousin is 6'6"(her husband is 7'2") we are a tall family. I'm one of the short ones!
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I hate to say it... but...

It really has fuck all to do with weight. That's only a factor. For her, and her self-esteem.

Did she ever think about NOT putting out? Seriously, close your legs honey and let them chase you instead of the other way around.
They KNOW she's an easy lay and they don't see her as a person.
I've seen this scenario time and time again while tending bar.
She's the "fail safe fuck".
If all else fails for these guys picking up a girl in the bar, they KNOW she'll put out and they can leave when they're done.


^^^This^^^ Once apon a time, I would have agreed with DD(and for the record, I think this might be about the first time in a forum post she hasn't said exactly what I wanted, but better). However, the past couple years I have discovered that really it comes down to a confidence thing. A girl who is confident can do so much better than one who is not. I have seen it work over and over. If you project confidence in yourself, it will inspire others to see it in you!
I'll take the fully leaded variety! And since I got paid yesterday I'll even pick up the tab for a few drinks smile
Chicago. Although while I'm here in NY I'll have to stop by Cam's.
Welcome!

Miss slippery, I too am kinda bored today. Come seat by me; I have jellybeans smile
I haven't but in the gaming spirit of the forum Ill add this bit of constructive criticism to your profile.

I get hungry when I look at it smile