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Strange. Pussies haven't all come when I called. Perhaps you could teach me your secret?

There are exceptions. My own Professor Fate came to my door and meowed until i open it. Of course he was a tiny kitten and starving at the time having been cast out by the human's whose house he had been born in, but what matters is he found me, opened the door and now i never sleep alone. Yes, a cat wants you to prove yourself, but really all he wanted was to prove himself to me, and he has, over and over

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This is how we do Meatloaf around here, bison with brown gravy, mashed potatoes and corn. [YumYum]

Oh, that looks just like the yummy meatloaf they serve every friday at my bar.

I really want to go out with Annie Clark

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Spoke to my GP and I've been prescribed antibiotics, but nearly got sent to A&E 😑

Rest and recover, and hopefully soon you will be in shape for sin.

We don't think of you as penises. That would objectify you who hold Y chromosomes. We think of you as "Pickle Jar Openers" or "Tire Changers", roles that are much more suited for your true talents. But to be fair, with a cup of coffee and a foot rub you may get an upgrade.

it really doesn't matter. I've eaten it both ways, and it's always delicious. And the look can be striking either way. Just take care of it and love the body you have

Let me turn this around. Do you really like going down on a guy, because if you do it will show. You’ll do it better. Well the same is true for guys. If they’re into it, you’ll know it by the quivering

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And now, after a much-needed delay, it's time for…

Rumps Regulars Writings Review!

Starring those literary Lushies and their licentious laundering of dirty linen in the limned light of day!

Well, at least, the stories published by Rumpies in the last week (and a bit)! So, buckle up!

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KinstinsPencil – Sweet Dreams (Micro)

UtterChaos – Chapter 5 - No Strings Attached - The Break-up (Awarded a coveted RR) (Teen)

Fuzzy1954 – Black Boots (Erotic Poetry)

VioletVixen – Catharsis (Fantasy & SciFi – Competition entry)

CuriousAnnie – Finding Flora (Gay male – Competition entry)

Jaymal – A Perfect Place to Hyde - Part Seven (Mature Stories)

PJH – The Young Man At The Wedding ( )

_Daddy_D_2 – The Groomsmen (Micro)

LilCoffeeLuvr – He Has No More Words For Me (Love Poems)

CarltonStJames – The Other Side (Reluctance & Competition entry)

PJH – Sue And Sheila Go To The Seaside (Mature)

KistinsPencil – Office Dynamics (Micro)

StarBelliedBoy – Sex On Fire (Monster Sex & Competition entry)

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And there you have it. Enough smut to keep you needing Vaseline all week!

Have at it!

You left out mt The Flower and the Dance. ( fantasy and sci-fi/ competition entry)

James, you really are messing with my diet. Bikini season is coming and I need to be ogle-ready. But the coffee is the bomb. Another cup is calling

Oh James, you seduce me with fresh-ground Caffiene, delicious donuts and the wonderful comments on my Latest Story, The Flower and the Dance. https://www.lushstories.com/stories/fantasy-sci-fi/the-flower-and-the-dance

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Yeah, well, I'm not much for clothes myself – but the fur more or less covers it! Did you want the 10¢ tour, Lynn – or have you been lurking long enough that you know your way around?

Oh, I'll probably more a lurker than a regular, but I do appreciate the offer. I got the notification on Ms K's post and couldn't let that pass unmolested, eh, uncommented.

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Oh, and Lynn, welcome. I'm Elyse. I'd tell you to pull up a chair or stool and get comfy, but it looks like you've already done so.

Thank you, Elyse, I appreciate the welcome. It seems that this is a quite comfortable group.

Now... Cloaking device.... ON!

Looks like you’re our first Romulan. Welcome to the zoo

i love pineapples on my pizza. Mixed with a sweet yet spicy sauce the pineapple balances the cheese and brings about the ultimate in flavor. Outside of my Mistress .

is that a question?

Coke tastes better. But Pepsi will do in in a pinch, if i drank pop, which i rarely do these days

James good luck with the sales thing. With the price of caves so high one hopes but the world is fully of grizzlies But I do see a Boston crème and a Bloody Mary in my near future. And it’s warm enough I went topless yesterday. Miatas are wonderful

Thanks, that

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There should be a "more" option to click beneath the photo to delete it.

thanks that worked, but i couldn't find it earlier. Probably too P'Od.

Green donuts and Lime Margaritas I’ll be dressing Irish today right down to my knickers because I had the good fortune to be born Irish

Happy St Paddy’s Day to you all

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Well, sure and Beghorra, it's a foine Saint Paddy's day – so shove a leprechaun up your arse!

Okay, okay – I can't do an Irish accent! I'm sure Michelle or Madam Curvy would have my hide for what I just did! But I don't have a drop of Irish blood in me, as far as I can tell.

Lady Jay, OTOH, is 3/8th Irish, which explains a lot, AND had an Irish Godmother!

So, around our household, we have a name for the whole rigamarole about green beer and drinking on St. Paddy's – we call it "Amateur Night."

Still, if anyone wants green beer, we can find a way to do it for you! Or green coffee, if you like.

Since Scott has tended to Big Bertha and Tea Kettle, I'll move on to other things!

And for those who have a taste for such things, the Drink of the Day is, of course, Irish Coffee – either the original way, with Kahlua and (shudder) whipped cream, or with a wee drop o' Jameson's. This is me being magnanimous with the Jamesons, in honour of the day and all.

We've got green donuts on offer today, and I've put the usual sprinklies aside for Sara (with the Atlanta sports section), BG, Angel, and Kat! Plus we've got Jammie donuts for Eliza, Vee, and Ares, and Boston Creams for Scott & Donna.

Sara, there are persistent rumours about the Jays going after Freddie Freeman, so – who knows?

A man who clearly hadn't bothered to read my profile, or any of my stories, posted a picture on my profile. Now that in itself is not a problem but it's not the sort of picture i would want to receive from a complete stranger, and I'd like to delete it. Can anyone tell me how?

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Saunters into the bar and plonks myself down on the nearest seat.

I’ll have a gin and tonic please. Only one more day at work before the St Patrick’s day weekend. We are getting both Thursday and Friday off this year so I’ll risk a drink or two on a school night.

There seems to be a few issues with the stories. I see my comp entry is about to follow Kimmis into the abyss of falling off the list. Hopefully that will be fixed soon and I got error messages when trying to post a story yesterday but then it says it’s in the queue.

Hopefully the next chapter of Charlotte Sometimes will turn up soon.

In the meantime, I’ll have another gin. Slainte x

Bartender, i'd like a margarita. A big one with salt. Tomorrow i shall skip green beer. Tonight i want ordinary goodies. And I'm glad my comp entry finally made it it up, The Flower and the Dance. I struggled with it for a while, so i'm relieved it's out. And i think it's a good night to drink

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…and we've Boston Creams for Scott & Donna.

Meanwhile, just something to reassure everyone in the eastern half of North America:

There you go! Take care out there, y'all!

Oh those look so tasty, and i ahve been so good lately trying to prepare myself for bikini season. But i think i shall take one and reward myself for a week of being good and another story done.

Thank You James.

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Just passing though on my way back the post office. It's a fresh 74 degrees (23.333 C) No winds I have this etch to go for a ride on Charlie as I lead No Name and check the western fence lines soooooooo I shall leave you all with

One more Professor Longhair Tipitina

I do like Dr. John and Professor Longhair. Got a lot of really great music out of New Orleans. Thanks

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Just a program note for you Rumps Regulars: Lady Jay and I are off on our house hunting expedition again, so I probably won't be around much for the next 2-3 days.

Hopefully, the Ape will hold the fort – and I've asked Terance to keep his eyes on the bar, so NOBODY take nothin' without writing it down on this here list, see?

I'll charge you all when I get back.

Thanks – and take care out there!

James, I hope you find a home with a large entertainment area, though the way prices have been rising lately, that seems hard to imagine And the donuts will be handled!

Given where the world is, this is what I'm listening to right now.

Banana daquaris. Those are very summer, but i could use some summer right now. Please let me belly up to the bar.

I would

Nothing better than a tasty butt . and healthy too

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Morning everyone

Kimmi, sorry I'm a little late wishing you a happy birthday... I'm not a spanking kind of guy, but I did find a paddle you can use for next year... or the next year

Sara, sorry to hear about your ankle. Take good care and give it time to heal properly, even a small fracture in joints can come back and haunt you for years. I had one in my thumb at 18 it still niggles from time to time 30 some years later.

Now onto business...

As I'm sure Bear is still snoozing, I'll grab a cappuccino and take for a flat for my Goddess as I'm sure she'll be about soon. Grabbing some doughnuts and slipping into my corner.

Eliza, given your avatar yesterday (Tinkerbell), you might be interested in this thread:

Things you may never see or hear at Disney!

Have a good day, night, sleep all of you.

Thanks very much Kitiares I will check out your thread about “Things you never hear or see at Disney” 😉☺️

Now I know what I want for my very next birthday

Don't Look Up which was wonderful

i do appreciate that donut to lift my spirits as i recover from Covid, it's the perfect wakeup for the sick! As faras the football game yesterday, i hope all were satisfied with the outcome. now let me at that butterfat.

Yes, and the boys would get so hard watching