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Dontholien
Over 90 days ago
Female, 156
United Kingdom

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Right, i know some guys really do dislike or even hate shoping with lovers/ partners or whoever and i understand that shopping at christmas is always more stressful but if your partner took you into a lingere shop and started with the whole "what do you think of this one?", "would you like to see me in this?" would you feel differently about shopping in that shop, try your hardest to push aside your irritable side for a little while to give helpful opinions or would you just feel as irritated as normal and just want to be outta there as soon as?

This was my situation today, i needed a new everyday bra anyway but i figured that while we were there together we could pick something together for me for christmas morning but to my huge disapointment he just gave me no feedback whatsoever. I was really gutted actually, this is a guy who always complains about me not matching (I get up at 4.30 am and get dressed in the dark!! Thats my excuse and im sticking to it!) and for the first time i was giving him a free ticket to pick ANYTHING in the whole shop he wanted to see me in and it felt like he couldnt be bothered an that he was more interested in leaving the shop again. Honestly thought he would be a kid in a sweet shop.
Well if their gonna talk, we better give them something to talk about!!
Of course i would and im gonna go for the old cliche and say that id wank myself silly
Thats twice in one week ive woke up with a member of the fairer sex. Will have to be careful or rumours might start...!
I do when i can but to be honest when i really enjoy it (all the time lol) i struggle to keep my eyes open. I cant help it, my eyes just blissfully close without my permission
Just for the day to go smoothly, the kids to not get too over excited or end up fighting, the turkey to not get dry and the sprouts to not go soggy and for us to not run out of booze

Present wise though id honestly be the happiest girl alive if i got a really decent bath set, some lovely candles, a fluffy dressing gown and slippers
Quote by imhapless
Sex n the middle of the night, or first thing in the morning?


Middle of the night. Its the best when you can just go for it, wear yourselfs out and then just both relax and fall into a totally satisfied deep sleep.


In a shower or in a hot tub??
A cute/cheesy christmas jumper with my leggins and furry boots lol
Innocent

Have you ever pressured someone into doing something you knew they were uncomfortable with?
Being made to feel guilty for being off work on the sick. Just because im off with a bad back (slipped disk actually!) people instantly assume im faking it

Wouldnt mind but ive never had a day off sick in the past 6 years working where i work AND i have 2 llittle uns and touch wood ive never had to go off coz they have been ill and i worked through both pregnancys till 2 weeks before my due date unlike those who think pregnancy is an excuse to do no work. Grrrrr.


Rant over, thank you.
I love when i go on google and there is something on there. Makes my day a little more interesting
Quote by SweetPenny
Your partner has probably been with girls who were faking it.


I did tell him that i didnt believe that every girl hes been with before me could do it but i think its hurts his ego to believe that anyone fake it with him, blokes eh?

I know many women who dont find it easy say that them on top is the best position because they can rub themselves on their partners but i find that the hardest position, infact i dont think i have ever managed one with me on top. Oh well, we still have fun trying
Are there any ladies out there who just cant, no matter what you have tried, orgasm from intercourse alone??

I cant without clitoral stimulation but some positions mean i cant get the reach i need so i often go without. I never thought of myself as strange until i met my partner who was more than upset and disappointed to find he couldnt make me orgasm from sex alone, i think he felt deflated and that it was his fault and it has taken months and months to reassure him that its not a him thing, its me. It doesnt mean the sex is bad, far from it but its just something that doesnt happen for me.

I once read that most women have this issue but ive actually never known anyone and my partner insists he has never been with anyone before who had this problem so id love to know about others.
Personally i just feel yucky when im on and i feel gross and i get mega paranoid about mess so i only allow anal while im on and even then its rare. Every month my bf tries it, he says hes not bothered but it makes me cringe lol. I dont mind my clit being rubbed too but NOTHING goes in unless its ment to at that time lol
Is pouring down with rain and i got soaked right through to the skin on the nursery run

Time to get me dressing gown on an make a nice big mug of tea