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EDWolfe
4 hours ago
Bi-curious Male, 40
United States

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Placing stories in genres is a very difficult endeavor in any fiction market, and Lush is clearly no different. It all depends on what your stories contain.

Is there any man/man sex in your stories at all? If so, then it sounds like the story would belong in Bisexual. (Man/man with man/woman, at least)

Is there an element of outside of the I'm-not-straight-but-I'm-following-a-straight-attraction? (i.e. is there a student/teacher, boss/employee, etc. relationship) If so, then is your subgenre.

Otherwise, it almost sounds like it would belong in First Time or Straight Sex.

EDIT: Of course, all of these are recommendations. My (so far) first story that I posted could've either gone in Exhibitionism or First Time, but I chose Exhibitionism because that element was stronger in my opinion.
I've tried a couple different methods in removing body hair, specifically below the neckline. This thought and another thread got me wondering what products other people use. I have used cream and a manual razor (which I still use for my face, and nowhere else), the hair removal cream, and electric trimmer.

What does everyone else use? Are their certain products you use on certain parts? (i.e. cream on underarms and legs, wax on genitals) What hair do you remove?

If you don't remove hair, would you consider it?
Yeah, a little bit.

TPBM is planning to watch a Stephen King film tonight.
At 75, I'd be spending the rest of my time in a clothing-optional community, preferably not alone. I'd keep clothes around for trips to the grocery store (if necessary; maybe I'll be able to order everything online) or for trips to other clothing-optional locales. Of course, I would like to have visiting kids and grandkids to look forward to as well.
For the sake of argument, I'm going to assume that I didn't know who it belonged to.

I'm of two minds: either give it to our local PBS/NPR affiliate (asking for more foreign news), or spend it fixing an old netbook I have. (I'm trying to turn it into an Ubuntu Linux machine, since I have a replacement. I didn't realize how cheap it would be to fix it.)
When I first tried to remove my pubes, I was in my early 20's. I used a razor, and wound up with lots of little cuts.

I still occasionally trim myself with a body hair trimmer (I have one head for my face, and one for everywhere else) or using cream, but I'm by no means regular on pubic maintenance.
Wow, got 8 hours on my last one. Here's to two days in a row.

I'm guessing yours is true.

Mine's true, too: Atlantic Ocean.

I have participated in a Guinness World Record--and we set it.
A lot here, most of them from the new (2009) Star Trek.

Star Trek IV: "What does it mean, 'exact change?'"

Star Trek (2009)
[In an Iowa tavern.]
Burly Cadet #1: Hey, you better mind your manners.
James T. Kirk: Oh relax, cupcake, it was a joke.
Burly Cadet #1: Hey, farm-boy, maybe you can't count, but there are four of us and one of you.
James T. Kirk: So, get two more guys and then it'll be an even fight.

[Kirk and Scotty have just been caught by Enterprise's security team. Burly security officer (who was also in the Iowa tavern) comes forward.]
"Come with me! Cupcake!"

Spock Prime: You are, in fact, the Mr. Scott who postulated the theory of transwarp beaming?
Scotty: That's what I'm talking about! How do you think I wound up here? Had a little debate with my instructor on relativistic physics and how it pertains to subspace travel. He seemed to think that the range of transporting something like a... like a grapefruit was limited to about 100 miles. I told him that I could not only beam a grapefruit from one planet to the adjacent planet in the same system - which is easy, by the way - I could do it with a life form. So, I tested it out on Admiral Archer's prized beagle.
James T. Kirk: Wait, I know that dog. What happened to it?
Scotty: I'll tell you when it reappears. Ahem. I don't know, I do feel guilty about that.

Note: Trekkies might have heard the name above; it's the name of the captain from Star Trek: Enterprise.

[Kirk has just been saved from an alien dinosaur by an old Vulcan, who addressed him by name.]
James T. Kirk: Uh... look... I-I don't know you.
Spock Prime: I am Spock.
James T. Kirk: Bullshit.

Spock: [volunteering for what could be a suicide mission] Romulans and Vulcans share a common ancestor. Our cultural similarities will make it easier for me to access the ship's computer to locate the device. Also, my mother was human, which makes Earth the only home I have left.
James T. Kirk: I'm coming with you.
Spock: I would cite regulation, but I know you will simply ignore it.
James T. Kirk: See? We are getting to know each other.
[Kirk slaps Spock on the shoulder in a friendly manner and walks off, leaving Spock standing there looking uncomfortable. Vulcan aversion to touch, and all.]
Honestly? Any of them who would have me visit, if money's no object.

Where is the most exotic place you've ever taken a lover?
My last one was true, unless you want to count a lanyard with my house key. I'm guessing yours is true, too. (It doesn't sound too fun, though. Ouch.)

I have skinny-dipped in a natural body of water (as opposed to a pool).
Innocent.

Caught in the act by someone who would eventually become a lover.
Grocery shopping. Sorry, just not a clotheshorse.

Where would you rather vacation: England or Japan?

(If you live in either country, go ahead and substitute your home country with Australia.)
Innocent.

Had sex in school (college, child's school, etc.).
I don't think anyone would ever consider an Impala a sports car.

TPBM has had an orgasm in the last hour.
Let me put it this way: if someone offered a no-strings-attached way to increase my size, without entering into a daily regimen, I would consider it, if only to try it out. I've always thought I was on the smaller side, and never had a way to verify this.

However, penis size is just one factor of a person's appearance. I'm not actively going to pursue any methods to enhance my size. With the pills, you have to keep taking those to retain your new size. Surgery is simply too risky. It's just not worth a bigger dick.

Bottom line, I've made my peace with my penis size, and other aspects of my physical appearance that I wasn't quite happy with. Part of that has to do with my involvement in nudism; you have to be comfortable with your body to take your clothes off in front of complete strangers.
Countless times.

How many times have you masturbated outside of your bedroom or bathroom?
I'm guessing true.

My last one was false.

I have wandered the streets of my neighborhood wearing absolutely nothing, not even shoes.