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Earthlyoblivion
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 54
United States
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Daily if I have time, weekly if I am busy (hello weekend). My current fantasy is actually being a lesbian... I blame this fantasy on Lush and the large number of lesbians who frequent this lovely slice of the internut. 
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Yes because I have always fantasized about being a lesbian
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5) Kate Beckinsale (my first love, knows how to dress in full body leather)
4) Adria Lima (Brazilian!)
3) Eva Mendez (smoldering hot)
2) Megan Fox (definition of sexy eye candy)
1) Angelina Jolie (total package
4) Adria Lima (Brazilian!)
3) Eva Mendez (smoldering hot)
2) Megan Fox (definition of sexy eye candy)
1) Angelina Jolie (total package
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Do you even have a nervous system? It doesn’t matter how loud the bang or creak is as you’re trying to nod off – you don’t even flinch. Even if you’ve just watched the scariest movie of all time, you know it’s just Hollywood at its best and that it’s over as soon as you turn it off. In other words, you’re as cool as a black cat when it comes to scary stuff – it takes a lot more than a haunted house or a dark, spooky night to make you jump. Although it would be really boring watching a horror movie with you, you’re definitely someone we’d want by our side when things go bump in the night!
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Do you even have a nervous system? It doesn’t matter how loud the bang or creak is as you’re trying to nod off – you don’t even flinch. Even if you’ve just watched the scariest movie of all time, you know it’s just Hollywood at its best and that it’s over as soon as you turn it off. In other words, you’re as cool as a black cat when it comes to scary stuff – it takes a lot more than a haunted house or a dark, spooky night to make you jump. Although it would be really boring watching a horror movie with you, you’re definitely someone we’d want by our side when things go bump in the night!
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Fuckthis, time to go for a while, have fun ass hole
Ummm, assuming this wasn't for me... Just realized I am in the middle of a flame war...
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Fuck... If the lady would away me the pleasure...
*originally for CumGirl, wow these things move fast!
*originally for CumGirl, wow these things move fast!
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Quote by LittleBambiQuote by mazza
I know it's ask the guys but thought I'd add my opinion anyway...
I'm not skinny and I'm not all that pretty either - in fact I'm rather average, but I've never been short of attention from the opposite sex. I think it's more to do with personality. I mean, sure, first looks will draw the eye, but after that there has to be more to it...
If I guy isn't interested in me because I'm not skinny and gorgeous, then he's saving me the job of getting to know him in the first place, only to find out how superficial he is. That's good.
Regarding losing weight and it taking years off, actually, as one gets that little bit older, what I have seen is that losing weight can actually age you, especially if the weight goes around the face - it can leave a person looking a bit haggard - you need a wee bit of fat under the skin!! LOL (well, that's my excuse anyway!!)
Also butting in here... I think you're right with all the above points, I just wanted to add that in my experience when I've questioned guys as to why they've found me attractive (being average and curvy myself) and they've mostly said to me that it has alot to do with proportion.
So yeah, I'm a UK size 12/14 but I'm pretty in proportion, boobs match my figure etc etc. I may not be the one everyone has got their eye on in a gathering, but at least I know I'm getting a guy who's more than just superficial.
I think LittleBambi is right on with her proportion point, and this is coming from a guy who is on record has having a skinny girls fetish (like Keira Knightley)... I have been attracted to all kinds of girls, even up to small BBW body type. It's about proportion and the total package in the end.
Of course my liking all kinds of women could be cuz I am a man whore...
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More power to them! As far as interracial relationships they are no different than a blond and a brunette hooking up, so not sure what there is to discuss. As far as racial fetishes I love Asian girls but I don't discriminate based on race, it's more of a preference, for example I tend to prefer brunettes but it doesn't mean I'd kick Scarlett Johansson out of my bed!
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I use an iPhone and much like LadyX my whole world revolves around it, including Lushy stuff. Funny part is I use the phone function the least!
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definately cock unless i'm being playfull then its rythmn stick lol
Oh, I like that, 'rhythm stick'! I think I'll steal it!
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Quote by spriteQuote by Earthlyoblivion
All that being said, when writing you have to use different words just to mix things up a bit and also some words are used best in certain specific situations. I believe cock should be used most often but not used exclusively.
Yeah, I always have said that there's such a thing as too much cock. ;)
Yes, but there can never be too much sprite!
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I like "cock" much more than "dick". For me it just seems the sound of the word is what counts. Cock just sounds like what a perfect penis is: hard, large, blunt, invasive, Besides when you say cock your mouth opens as if preparing to give fellatio.
Disregarding sound, dick has the issue of also being a name, which I think gives it a tinge of humor to it.
All that being said, when writing you have to use different words just to mix things up a bit and also some words are used best in certain specific situations. I believe cock should be used most often but not used exclusively.
Disregarding sound, dick has the issue of also being a name, which I think gives it a tinge of humor to it.
All that being said, when writing you have to use different words just to mix things up a bit and also some words are used best in certain specific situations. I believe cock should be used most often but not used exclusively.
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I low the whole concept! I always have wanted to use one of those remote controlled egg vibrators on someone in public! I also like it when people notice something odd is going on but they aren' t quite sure what...
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Anal Beads are one of the greatest creations ever, right after Peanut Butter, Don Julio Tequila, Key Lime Pie, Thongs, and Jessica Biel.................Not necessarily in that order!!! LOL
Wow, that is quite the list... I think I am in lust...
I wish I had met one one these anal first girls when I was younger, I had to wait a while to try the backdoor... worth the wait though!
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Their vaginas.
Very pithy clum, I like that!
Other than looks and vaginas I'd go with their soft skin, that wonderful and unique smell every attractive girl has (pheromones baby), and their lips... love women's lips!
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Usually boxers or boxers and a tshirt, occasionally naked.
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I think it would be a very sensual experience to shave a woman's kitty! The level of trust required is what makes this idea so hot. I have to add this to my growing sex bucket list, although I suspect the wifey won't be too keen on the idea.
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Just now while staring at latinfoxy's avitar! Thanks foxy!