Has a small tart passed this way, about yea big, with a club foot and halitosis?
Now then....whoever's not ashamed of showing their willy in front of another bloke....
....I guess i'll be on my own again..unless Nikki has no objections...?
Scream Of The Butterfly - Acid Bath
Let It All Out - Sticky Fingers
Tell Her You Love Her - Echosmith
Tell It How It Is - The Growlers
BoingBoing
I think it's time that boat saw some "pump action" Bill.
I'm in...
Shot Me Down - David Guetta
Roses are red
Just like Lulu's spanked botty
Or her nose when she's ill
And all sniffly-snotty
But her heart is true blue
When she makes friends with you
And I'm happy to say she's my favourite totty
Pucker up Unicorn Man, incoming........
...then slipping below for another smooch...
Absolutely...
...now please leave me to bask in my brief moment of glory Lyf.
Thank you.
Ruby Red Dress - Helen Reddy
Drinks and dinner sound good...
Crazy 'Bout Red Headed Mommas - Les Jazzogenes
Double Trouble - Lynrd Skynrd
Ca Plane Pour Moi - Plastic Bertrand
Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover - Paul Simon
Kissing above plenty long time
Knew I'd get it in 
