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Ekko
Over 90 days ago
Female, 33
United Kingdom

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The love and support of a wonderful friend.

Who shall remain nameless...they know.
I love you.
1 part Drambuie, 2 parts honey.

Okay, yes...it was a pint glass...;)
Fuck no!!!
Not till at least the 12th of December. Then down again by the 6th.

The person below me is one of those types that wishes holidays were year round and lasted forever...
Yes she is.

The person below me should be doing some work right now.
Nope, it's not something we celebrate.
If we did we'd prolly give thanks for getting rid of some religious nuts.


The person below me has a reptile for a pet.

Bring on the snake jokes boys.....
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H ??


Intentional mistake.


Keen
No...on my laptop, silly.


The person below me has skipped lunch to be at Lush.
Winter Song - Lindisfarne


Nun singet und seid froh!
Unsers Herzens Wonne liegt
In praesepio,
Und leuchtet als die Sonne
Matris in gremio,
Alpha es et O!
Never needed a passport...I have Diplomatic Impunity.

Have you ever had a cavity search?
How about you get in the middle Pat?
You may even enjoy it...
Indian


Have you ever ridden a tandem bicycle?
Nope. I'll more than likely dive into BK on my way to work.

The person below me has never been to Plymouth.
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are you here to fend off the thieves Ekko? They obviously do not realise that they belong to YOU!

Isn't that just another thing to add to the list of things unknown to many? LOL

[{Hi bestiebunz Hope you have a thoroughly thrilling Thursday }]
You do know only one person has access to Ana's sticky buns, don't you?

As to who has your buns...how would I know?
Extremely innocent.

Have you ever masturbated to orgasm in public with someone watching?
So long as he doesn't try angling the conversation towards fishing.
The Man With The Child In His Eyes - Kate Bush
That's definitely true.
Or it was for a while...this title, like so much else, is ephemeral.
Sorry M
I've been given custody of the title for a while.