No. A mattress fire in an apartment once when I fell asleep with a cigarette. What a fucking idiot - it's a wonder I am still alive.

HYE had a burn bad enough to warrrant a visit to the ER?

Nope. I try to keep Christmas as chill as possible.

Any big plans for the new year?

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I think 'favorites' is a Lush v2 addition, so many v1 stories will have none, unless someone came across it in the archives since the change.

v1 Lush had favorites, because I remember getting them, but I don't think they survived the transition to v2. Beneath getting three favorites AFTER the transition makes more sense to me.

How do I find the number of favorites on a story?

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Every once in a while I'll drag my husband into one. Honestly, let them grind on him; I think it's fucking hot. Let them grind on me; that's even hotter. If your relationship is strong and neither one of you is insecure or jealous, it can be great foreplay.

I would imagine you'd be a great deal of fun to drag into a strip club

Yes. My heart is a pinata

Do you enjoy listening to new kinds of music?

A few. I listen to the news a lot too

Do you listen to murder podcasts?

Minutes ago

Do you laugh and cry easily?

I've taken huge risks before, but I don't much anymore

Are you curious about stuff in general?

Oh, more than once

HYE hired a hooker?

Iceskating. I have some game

Sled or saucer?

Oh yeah, odd stuff arouses me all the time

HYE been aroused by something sad?

Drugs.

Driving: Book on tape or radio?

Yes

Have you ever been pissed off at the result of a competition?

Went to a strip club with an old SO and it was hot af.

1. Who are you (e.g. pen name, how you make a living etc)?

I’m Ensorceled. I used to be Verbal. I retired early, but I used to do IT for a university.

2. If you could host a dinner party for any five people (dead or alive), who would they be?

My sister. Kurt Vonnegut. David Foster Wallace. Jennifer Lawrence. Jerry Garcia.

3. Riskiest place you’ve done it?

Fire escape. I wrote a story about it: Tintinnabulation.

4. Best writing tip you’ve ever received?

Write every day. Boring but true. Treat writer’s block like a myth. Fucking do it.

5. Which famous author does your writing most resemble?

Oh, jeeze, I don’t know. I’m trying to be more like Vonnegut, easy to read, themes out in the open.

6. Favourite story (and author) on Lush?

Kimmie, Kisten, and Wannabe, these days. Back in the day, Evie (wistful sigh), sprite, Mad Martigan. There’s more I am leaving out.

7. Any advice for new members of Lush?

Stay away from drama and stupid games and there is a lot of fun to be had here. Be on the look for red flags and RUN from toxic folks

Fireflies

What gives you optimism?

Yes. Still am, for school board or city council

Are there any honest politicians?

I like dinner after a movie

Big dogs or little yappy dogs

Oh yeah. Probably the only “hard” drug I will ever do again

Ave you ever done cocaine?

To get clean? Bath

Toy store or electronics store?

Saturday morning cartoons (before they were on 24/7)

Something about the future you look forward to

Yes. Being caretaker of a thread is dirty work, but somebody’s got to do it

Do you often kill off threads?

No

Have you ever dinged another car and just drove away?

Groceries and flowers for my wife’s return

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You've got forty-one views already.😊

Send me your first sentence and I'll be delighted to give you my 'female perspective'.🤶

She is probably the best content creator on the internet!

My real advice is to focus on the specifics. Good details are the key to a hot story,

No, I try to steer clear of assholes. A brake check is the worst I have had.

Do you drive much?

My wife is home in two hours!

And…we have a yes!

Last night!

Couch or bed?