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Over 90 days ago
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Cats and Dogs on Belly Rubs
DOG: Rub my belly. It's the best feeling in the world.
CAT: Rub my belly. I need a reason to bite you.
DOG: Rub my belly. It's the best feeling in the world.
CAT: Rub my belly. I need a reason to bite you.
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Your score is: 55
If you were a cat, curiosity may not have killed you yet - but you'd probably be wounded. You seem to have some voyeuristic tendencies, especially when it comes to everyone's favorite sport…SEX. You have the urge to peek on occasion, but not to an obsessive extreme. Depending on your answers to specific questions, you may hold back out of respect for others' privacy or even a fear of getting caught. Or there may be certain situations that just don't capture your attention. Whatever your approach, be sure you're not putting your nose where it doesn't belong.
If you were a cat, curiosity may not have killed you yet - but you'd probably be wounded. You seem to have some voyeuristic tendencies, especially when it comes to everyone's favorite sport…SEX. You have the urge to peek on occasion, but not to an obsessive extreme. Depending on your answers to specific questions, you may hold back out of respect for others' privacy or even a fear of getting caught. Or there may be certain situations that just don't capture your attention. Whatever your approach, be sure you're not putting your nose where it doesn't belong.
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Savanna
Tainted Rainebow
Anastasia
Lady Lydia
Necho
SexynSweet
Jersey Lynn
Ranch foreman and billie's girl, wherever they are
Trinity
rx Tales
Open Iris
Birdie
Sexy Someone
Julia
Erotic Writer 26
Ali2TeaseYou
Lisa
Mistress Melli
I apologize if I forgot anyone.
Tainted Rainebow
Anastasia
Lady Lydia
Necho
SexynSweet
Jersey Lynn
Ranch foreman and billie's girl, wherever they are
Trinity
rx Tales
Open Iris
Birdie
Sexy Someone
Julia
Erotic Writer 26
Ali2TeaseYou
Lisa
Mistress Melli
I apologize if I forgot anyone.
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Merry Christmas everyone!
Why do we say Merry Christmas instead of Happy Christmas?
Why do we say Merry Christmas instead of Happy Christmas?
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The Box was a "Twilight Zone" episode back in the 80s. Being that I know who gets the box next, I choose no.
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There is so little on worth watching. My faves are
24
Heroes
Law & Order
SVU
just about anything on the History Channel
24
Heroes
Law & Order
SVU
just about anything on the History Channel
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I'm a horrible judge of male attractiveness, but I guess Russell Crowe is hot.
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My dream vacation is the Galapagos Islands.
I'd also like to see Budapest, Vienna, and Prague.
Never been to Africa... anywhere in Africa.
Australia and New Zealand.
Like to go back to Israel.
I'd also like to see Budapest, Vienna, and Prague.
Never been to Africa... anywhere in Africa.
Australia and New Zealand.
Like to go back to Israel.
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As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of fuck...such as these examples describing situations such as:
Fraud ...I got fucked at the used car lot.
Dismay ...ahhh fuck it.
Trouble ...I guess I'm really fucked now.
Agression ...Don't fuck with me buddy.
Difficulty ...I don't understand this fucking question.
Inquiry ...Who the fuck was that?
Dissatisfaction ...I don't like what the fuck is going on here.
Incompetance ...He's a fuck-off.
Dismissal ...Why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself...
Mistakes ...Don't fuck this up. OR He's a fuck-up.
Wasting time ...You fuck around too much.
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it had "Broken Wings" --Mr. Mister
but how did its wings break?
but how did its wings break?
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Because she was a "Zombie" --the Cranberries
But what made her a zombie?
But what made her a zombie?
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In "Margaritaville," of course.
What story will we hear?
What story will we hear?
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Brooklyn!
(Brooklyn has its own language, so it qualifies as a country, lol.)
(Brooklyn has its own language, so it qualifies as a country, lol.)