Happy Birthday LMB. I miss talking to you, my friend. I hope things are going well.
*big hugs*
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Over 90 days ago
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Quote by girllicker
let's see, take dude, lm, hap, st ,ftp, parmach, and throw them into a bowl, mix and stir, bake and i believe you'd have the sexiest man
Wow, thanks, Ginger. I didn't expect to make this list. *smiles*
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Almost. I got a lot of texts at work yesterday to distract me. I managed to make it through though. lol
Have you ever "distracted" someone with texts or phone calls while they were at work or in public?
Have you ever "distracted" someone with texts or phone calls while they were at work or in public?
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Yep, it does, but I mean that in a good way. I missed the second to last one or I would have joined you on the perfect list today.
Good job, by the way.
Good job, by the way.
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Dammit, I don't want to crap on that one, 
but it's part of the game so:
Granted, but the only people who show up are super pervs who leave the rooms dripping with, um, the results of their perviness. You spend most of the day in hazmat suits disinfecting, mopping, and scraping things off the walls.
I wish that winning everything else of a woman meant that I won her heart automatically too.
but it's part of the game so:Granted, but the only people who show up are super pervs who leave the rooms dripping with, um, the results of their perviness. You spend most of the day in hazmat suits disinfecting, mopping, and scraping things off the walls.
I wish that winning everything else of a woman meant that I won her heart automatically too.
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Quote by Kiki28
I feel an instant craving for pickles coming up, could I be phantom pregnant from a Lushbaby..???
Are you flirting with me or just hungry?
hehe 
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[Kickstarting the game again]
Have you ever had anyone send you dirty dirty texts while you were in public to "distract" you?
Have you ever had anyone send you dirty dirty texts while you were in public to "distract" you?
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Quote by imhapless
Lola is so cocky for having bested Hap that she is retiring from posting on Lush forums - and nobody is sorry to see her go except for FTP
[That's full of awesome to me.]
ParMach enjoys scattering Legos on the floor and jumping up and down on them.
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Oh nooooooooo. j/k
Easily accepted hehe
I seem to attract married women. I may be doing something subconsciously to cause that to happen. [No. i don't act on it. Your wife is safe. hehe]
Easily accepted hehe
I seem to attract married women. I may be doing something subconsciously to cause that to happen. [No. i don't act on it. Your wife is safe. hehe]
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As long as it's not shooting puppy dogs impulsiveness, I accept your baggage. ;)
I (metaphorically) take a bullet for a friend on occasion, even when he or she doesn't deserve my protection.
I (metaphorically) take a bullet for a friend on occasion, even when he or she doesn't deserve my protection.
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I would first blindfold her, so she didn't know what was going on. Then I would quietly sneak all of my lesbian friends into the room and let one of them remove the blindfold so she knows what her surprise is. I would then head out and let them all enjoy each other. Have fun, pussylover. hehe
Have fun, pussylover. hehe 
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Granted, but you are required to wish for something every 30 seconds, or else you will die. You are not allowed to wish to be free of the curse in any way. You never have time to enjoy any of the wishes and you never sleep again.
I wish that love really would conquer all.
I wish that love really would conquer all.
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Granted, but you go into a coma after Nikki gives you 50-60 orgasms just by looking at you.
I wish that I could make women cum just by looking at them. lol
I wish that I could make women cum just by looking at them. lol
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Granted, but it's that bear from the fabric softener stretched across the room, fluffy everywhere.
I wish I had a better wish than the one that I am currently typing. :P hehe
I wish I had a better wish than the one that I am currently typing. :P hehe
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Granted, but then he finds out that he's pregnant, with triplets.
I wish that people would be quiet.
I wish that people would be quiet.
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[Kick-starting the game back up.]
I sometimes look forward optimistically to what's coming at other times I want to completely give up.
I sometimes look forward optimistically to what's coming at other times I want to completely give up.
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Teeth I'm a kinky pickle.
Would you rather someone wear undergarments or beed nude underneath?
Would you rather someone wear undergarments or beed nude underneath?
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Go ahead, turn me into relish. That will just mean there is more of me to go around. 
