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. . . imagined that she was speaking Farsi to him. This turned him on so much that he started stroking his. . .
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FicklePickleTickle
Over 90 days ago
Male, 57
United States
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L U S H E R S
Lola usually slaps Hap's ego running sideways.
A W E S O M E
Lola usually slaps Hap's ego running sideways.
A W E S O M E
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. . . deus ex machina had once again been invoked to save Nancy Drew. The disappointment overwhelmed her and she threw. . .
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. . . cheerleader began her hitch-hiking escaped, which worried her sister, who was once no better. In fact, in her wilder years, her older sister had slept. . .
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. . .credit card information and mother's maiden name. It was at that point, that I couldn't stand it any more. I picked up the phone and. . .
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M S H D J T M
Make sure he doesn't jerk too much.
C R I S T A L
Make sure he doesn't jerk too much.
C R I S T A L
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D E S T R O Y
Displaying enticement subtly towards reward, on you.
R E W A R D S
Displaying enticement subtly towards reward, on you.
R E W A R D S
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Quote by GemGeekett
P.S. *Waves to Hap*
[Psst! Don't wave to him! It only encourages him! :P *waves to Hap also*]
T I S S U E S
Take it. Slowly salivating. Undulating. Ever savoring.
B E G G I N G
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C O C O N U T
Chatting or cybering online neglects underarm tickling.
N E G L E C T
Chatting or cybering online neglects underarm tickling.
N E G L E C T
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L I S T E N S
Lightly I stroke to every naughty sight.
N A U G H T Y
Lightly I stroke to every naughty sight.
N A U G H T Y
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p e c k e r s
Pussy eating can keep exciting randy sisters.
S E A T I N G
Pussy eating can keep exciting randy sisters.
S E A T I N G
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H O P E F U L
Having orgasms plentiful, enraptured fully, unusually lustful.
C H A R T E R
Having orgasms plentiful, enraptured fully, unusually lustful.
C H A R T E R
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J L A K B T B
Just like a knife butters toast, baby!
A N I M A L S
Just like a knife butters toast, baby!
A N I M A L S
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T A S T I N G
Tami also, simultaneously, tongues into Nancy's G-spot. (That would be a neat trick.)
L A P P I N G
Tami also, simultaneously, tongues into Nancy's G-spot. (That would be a neat trick.)
L A P P I N G
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W O N T O N S
Wendy often notices that Olivia's nipples stiffen.
S T I F F E N
Wendy often notices that Olivia's nipples stiffen.
S T I F F E N
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Almost to the point of leaving. Seriously. These games were so much more clever a month or two ago.
Would you rather type randomly and quickly or actually put thought into your posts?
Would you rather type randomly and quickly or actually put thought into your posts?
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P L A T T E R
Please limit all the terribly egoistical rabble.
C L E A N E R
Please limit all the terribly egoistical rabble.
C L E A N E R
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B R E A S T S
Be really enthusiastic and slap testicles silly!
M E A N I E S
Be really enthusiastic and slap testicles silly!
M E A N I E S
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Quote by LusciousLola
Granted, but you know he loves it when I do that!
I wish for my car to stay clean.
You dirty girl, you know I like the rough stuff.
Granted, Hap, but you can only do so in Morse Code. The incessant beeping in both of your heads annoys the crap out of both of you.
I wish that Hap had a hot air balloon of his very own.
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Quote by imhapless
strong medicine
What I need when people can't figure out how to play games right. lol
Sunshine
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False. I know that you really drink. . . Cookies! hehe
I used to manage a gym.
I used to manage a gym.
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Thanks so much Buc-- My #1 lush guy.
And FTP, those don't look like pancakes. Just burnt loaves of bread...
Don't blame me, I didn't cook them.
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I understand the reference and as request I am refraining from posting the answer.
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Sorry that I missed it yesterday. Here's a suggestive picture of pancakes for you:
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Ginger is really Hap in disguise. Don't tell anyone, it's a secret. I can't figure out why she keeps insulting himself though.
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Granted, but they make you sit at a blue plastic kid's table with yellow plastic chairs. You get a clown and some toys, but all the girls head off to go have some grown up fun while you're distracted.
I wish that I could brighten my friend's day today somehow.
I wish that I could brighten my friend's day today somehow.
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Electric Chair
Where I swear I'm going to fry a pickle if he keeps beating me to this!!
I'll stick with it -
Raspberry Cheesecake
dammit FPT
Neosporin
Umm what I put on a cut!
Fried pickles
What you get at a county fair
Horses
What are hung like that guy in the Forum?
Toupee
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Quote by GemGeekett
Electric Chair
Where I swear I'm going to fry a pickle if he keeps beating me to this!!
I'll stick with it -
Raspberry Cheesecake
What was the name of Strawberry Shortcake's nemesis?
Neosporin.
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Quote by Sw33tAng3lQuote by GemGeekett
What is "The Shining" - The movie, not the book ;)
Coffee
What i drink to stay awake during the day, but puts me to sleep anyways.
Chocolate syrup
What I put on people's head's when they don't pay attention.
Electric chair.